Aries: makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble 

Taurus: complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini: forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby

Cancer: gets shit done but complains they have to do everything

Leo: constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily

Virgo: demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant

Libra: tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio: is happy that they can now kill something without guilt

Sagittarius: must prove that they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn: finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent

Aquarius: starts daydreaming then gets bitten

Pisces: cries