Aries: is the best company you have 

Taurus: gives the best gifts 

Gemini: can be your partner in crime 

Cancer: is always available to cuddle with you 

Leo: makes you food 

Virgo: takes you to the best restaurants in town

Libra: loves to talk...about anything 

Scorpio: is always there for you, no matter what 

Sagittarius: could do anything to see you smile 

Capricorn: drives you home when you're drunk 

Aquarius: comes to your house to talk about Freud 

Pisces: remembers your birthday