Aries: maybe three times a year 

Taurus: once of twice a month 

Gemini: only when the situation requires it 

Cancer: probably everyday 

Leo: once a week 

Virgo: every six minutes or so 

Libra: too often 

Scorpio: has never cried in their life 

Sagittarius: once a year 

Capricorn: every two months or so 

Aquarius: once every nine years 

Pisces: is crying right now