Aries: hates you, but loves you

Taurus: lazy, but will do anything for money

Gemini: fake, but super sweet

Cancer: smiling, but depressed

Leo: thinks they're right, but they're wrong

Virgo: prude, but wants to rip their clothes off

Libra: harsh, but supportive

Scorpio: angry, but protective

Sagittarius: mean, but always kidding

Capricorn: nice, but judgmental

Aquarius: silly, but intelligent

Pisces: friendly, but secretly wants to murder you