Aries: fearless as hell 

Taurus: reliable as hell 

Gemini: talkative as hell 

Cancer: dependable as hell 

Leo: powerful as hell 

Virgo: smart as hell 

Libra: friendly as hell 

Scorpio: strong as hell 

Sagittarius: real as hell 

Capricorn: loyal as hell 

Aquarius: weird as hell 

Pisces: nice as hell