HOW DOES THIS WORK?

Unlike your typical profile page, the four profiles will be shown within a "video" (which is being transcribed here for obvious reasons). This makes for a longer read, but at least it will entertain you for a while before the long break I will take to write the first episode.

If you own any of the OCs shown here, comment next to the user comment here section to confirm that all info is correct ! If not, just point out the discrepancies and it will be edited accordingly.

This being said... Have a good read !

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have you ever wondered what happens...

... when the production takes the school concept too far?

SWINGING HIS LEGS CUTELY FROM HIS SEAT, A MUCH YOUNGER THAN AVERAGE GUY IS DRINKING HIS BANANA MILK.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― Why does he get packs of banana milk but I get nothing?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― [shrugs] The production has its favorites, I guess.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― Hey, do you mind sharing one?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― [stares]

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― ... I'll take that as a yes.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― Goddamn... Can we just go on with this thing? It's taking so long.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― We didn't even start?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― So what? The [BLEEP] you want, man... Got any problem?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― You. Don't start fights.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― No no, shut up. I need me some entertainment.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, HAO.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― [shrugs] I don't really mind... Maybe I'm just too bad at Korean to talk properly. Do you think he got mad because of that?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― Both sides are right, though... So move your asses and start with what you have to do, staff !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― OK, OK ! Calm down, you two...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― [sighs] Let's start introducing each one of you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? （???） ― Helloooooooooo~ I'm Shin Seoyoon, an actress under BH Entertainment~ I hope we can all become great friends~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Unless you try to get on my bad side. I will crush you like a [BLEEP] bug. Be nice and we'll be good~!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― [trembling] ... Do you want my banana milk?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Really?! Thank you !

IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE IS REGRETTING HIS CHOICES FROM EARLIER.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Wait... So you can speak !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ... Of course I can?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Then please, can you introduce yourself?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― [stares] ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3 （???） ― [groans] Dude, are you serious...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 3（???） ― [passing his hand through his hair] Jayden Im, 21. Don't get in my way and you'll be fine.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― And who asked? I was waiting for the kid... Who are you.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― Say wh-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Aish, you two... I had enough. You can go on.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Ah... Uh...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― [in MANDARIN] You can speak in Mandarin and the others will hear the translation in Korean. It works on both sides.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Oh !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 4 （???） ― Hello, I'm Zhen Huan ! I... Uh... I have never tried idol life or acting, but I'm good at many other things instead ! Keep me in the competition until the very end to find out all my charms~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― What's your job?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― [shaking his index finger] That's an OnlyFans exclusive ! $5 and I'll speak~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― What the [BLEEP]...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― ... Nuh uh, I'm not paying for such irrelevant information... [sighs]

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― Dude, what about you? Can you introduce yourself once and for all?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ??? 2 （???） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― How about you just write an introduction on the tablet instead?

THE KID EXCITINGLY NODS AS HAO HANDS HIM THE STYLUS.

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（STUDENT #018）
YANG DEOKSU !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Yang Deoksu (양덕수).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― N/A.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― South Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― May 21st, 2006.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Seoul, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 179 cm.

. ⁺ ꕊ When asked to choose a representative animal, Deoksu always picks a duck despite being told by multiple people that he looks more like a bunny.

. ⁺ ꕊ He has an odd habit of going up close to any camera that he sees. He hasn't been filmed much before, let alone have so many cameras be pointed at him, so he always thinks it's fascinating when he is being filmed on set.

. ⁺ ꕊ Sometimes he gets too lazy to change into everyday clothes, so he is usually spotted in his uniform wherever he goes.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― 2006? Shouldn't he be in a real school right now?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― I really can't wait to know what Moe thinks of that... She'll be so unhappy about having a contestant 10 years younger than her here.

HE REALLY IS SADISTIC TO SAY THE LEAST...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― I really do not care. Now, my t-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― [pushing JAYDEN aside with a smile] My turn, my turn !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― Hey.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― [quickly changing her expression] I said my turn, you struggling headless cockroach.

WASN'T THAT SOMETHING DEN ONCE SAID...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS THREE） ― WHAT.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Give me that goddamn stylus, will you !

I AM SEVERELY CONCERNED, BOTH FOR HER BEHAVIOR AND HER CHOICE FOR THE INTRODUCTION.

IS EVERYTHING OK AT HOME, SEOYOON...?

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（STUDENT #015）
SHIN SEOYOON !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Shin Seoyoon (신서윤).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― N/A.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― South Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― July 21st, 2004.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Jeonju, South Korea.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 170 cm.

SHIN SEOYOON is a South Korean actress under BH Entertainment.

. ⁺ ꕊ Seoyoon auditioned for Seiyuu Academy 2 with her older twin sister, but only she was chosen in the end. In the beginning she was deeply shocked, especially because she was gonna enter a new environment without her beloved twin sister, but she's very determined to finally prove her worth and crush her sister once and for all. 

. ⁺ ꕊ Xe manages xyr own blog devoloped by xyrself where xe frequently posts updates about xyrself, or just brags about whatever xe's thinking about. Seoyoon's also pretty good at creating graphics and sometimes makes them for commissions whenever there's a banner of a character xe really likes in a gacha games (meaning she just spends all money gained from commissions on games).

. ⁺ ꕊ Seoyoon used to be an extremely popular fanfiction writer for many popular anime gay couples, but she now deeply regrets this dark phase of her life. She only writes about fictional characters once in a while, and when she does it's usually character analysis and nothing that has to do with romance.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― You're... Kinda crazy. I like that.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― At this point, the entire Class Three is absolutely crazy. I hope there's no normal person there or they will die within the first few minutes.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― I take that as a compliment~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― It was !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Not for me...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― ... Did you audition just because of a personal vendetta against your sister? What did she even do to you? And who the [BLEEP] is Kanata Nijo... If I look up on Google, the only thing I get is this green-haired 2D weirdo...?

JAYDEN, I FEAR YOU'LL BE ON #SYATWT'S BLACKLIST VERY, VERY SOON. THEY DON'T TAKE ANY FROM ARGONAVIS OFFENSE LIGHTLY.

AND YOU'RE ALSO ON MINE FOR REPEATED CUSSING !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Since we're here, did you know two of your co-workers already appeared on here, Seoyoon?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Oh?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Deja and Nathan were in two of the previous groups. Did you have a good experience with them?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― They're both amazing ! Deja is such a great actress, even if she acts funny outside the set most of the times... And Nathan is a sweetheart~ His Texan accent is quite cute... I hope I ended up with one of them at least !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Who knows ! That might be the case.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ... I mean, I know whether it's true or not. I just don't want to tell you~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― [shrugs] I will find out even without your help !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― Ugh, whatever. Can I go on now? I'm getting tired.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Yes, sure...

JAYDEN ABRUPTLY TAKES THE STYLUS FROM SEOYOON'S HAND.

DAMN DUDE... I'D SAY YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN A BIT !

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（STUDENT #025）
JAYDEN IM !!

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Jayden Im.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― Im Junseong (임준성).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― South Korean.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― April 20th, 2002.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Montréal, Quebec, Canada.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 180 cm.

JAYDEN IM, known mononymously as Jayden (재이덴), is a Canadian singer based in South Korea. He's the former Lead Rapper and Lead Dancer of the South Korean group ELECTRON.

. ⁺ ꕊ Jayden's family is quite wealthy. They own a company (although it is unknown what this company is specialized in) and he owns a lot of designer, expensive items in his wardrobe and daily life. He also uses Tom Ford cologne on the daily.

. ⁺ ꕊ If it wasn't for his rebellious streak as a teen, he'd never have found passion in performing. He first was fascinated by the street dance scene and gradually started taking classes in secret. Since he didn't want to take over the family business, he was allowed to become an idol under the condition that he studied Business at university. He eventually grew fond of the idea of becoming an idol, although his last experience hurt him.

. ⁺ ꕊ Jayden has a bit of a reputation for trying to act cool and trendy. However, he enjoys watching old movies from the 50s and 60s, as well as 70s-80s music. Although he likes to act cool, there are things about the past that he wishes were still existent in the present.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Pff... Electron... What a name for a nugu group...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― That's... Very cool though ! Can you also sing?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― ... Sort of, I guess.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― I'm sure you're good~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Well, I sure hope so for him... I don't think he will be able to stay for long if he doesn't sing something himself~

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― ... If he's in danger with his basic vocal skills, then what about me as a beginner?!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Who knows ! Maybe they'll kick you out immediately.

ABSOLUTELY EVIL. THIS IS NOT TRUE.

NOT LIKE THE PRODUCTION CAN AFFORD TO DO THAT WITH THE LACK OF WILLING CONTESTANTS EITHER WAY...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Isn't it about time you also write an introduction, by the way?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― Oh, yes !

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（STUDENT #026）
ZHEN HUAN !!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTH NAME ― Zhen Huan (振煊).
✹ ﹒ ﹒ OTHER NAMES ― N/A.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ ETHNICITY ― Han Chinese.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHDATE ― October 5th, 2000.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ BIRTHPLACE ― Fujian, China.
✹ ﹒ ﹒ HEIGHT ― 180 cm.

. ⁺ ꕊ Zhen Huan took AP classes in Music Theory and Calculus during his time in Ximen University, and eventually graduated with a 4.26 GPA.

. ⁺ ꕊ He prides himself in being fast. He claims he thinks and learns fast and likes to demonstrates the former through quick mental calculations.

. ⁺ ꕊ Zhen Huan initially wanted to pursue a degree in cybersecurity but ended up getting into data science after his parents peer pressured him.

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✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― You decided to come here out of all places with that brain? Wow...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― You didn't get scammed too, did you?

CHECK GROUP 3 AGAIN IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― What?! No, no... I graduated already ! This is just my last side quest before... [shivers] Adult life... Brr...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― Now that I think about it... I still haven't figured out why he is here, though.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Oh, right... It's a very interesting story, isn't it?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG DEOKSU （CLASS TWO） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG DEOKSU （CLASS TWO） ― For you, maybe...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG DEOKSU （CLASS TWO） ― I just wanted to play my game...

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID WE GOT PEOPLE WITH NO ARTISTIC BACKGROUND WHO DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE?

EXHIBIT A: YANG DEOKSU.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS FOUR） ― [scoffs] This is the most he's spoken today.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― It's OK, though... Deoksu, isn't your brother here as well?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG DEOKSU （CLASS TWO） ― Mhm... He's the reason I got here to begin with... Can I get my phone back, now?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Not yet, actually. We still have a game left. What do you guys want to play?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― I think I have an idea... Otherwise Deoksu won't join !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― We'll give you these phones for you to play this game named BanG Dream!. Have you ever heard of it?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― This show is collaborating with that one, isn't it...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Correct ! Now, take these ones... Just to make sure everyone has the same initial stats before starting. I'll choose the song for you...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Let's start with this one.

HAO CHOSE LIGHT DELIGHT BY POPPING PARTY !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Let's see the players' choices... You can change your nickname and band leader in the profile section first.

THE FOUR DO AS INSTRUCTED.

AS THEY START PLAYING, WHICH DIFFICULTY LEVEL WILL THEY CHOOSE?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Oh? This is the first time you're playing, isn't it...? Are you sure this is the right choice?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― It can't be Seoyoon's first time... Her role model is literally a character from the From Argonavis spin-off. Even if it became independent, it once was the same franchise, so...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Right !

DEOKSU, JAYDEN AND SEOYOON WENT FOR THE HARD MODE, WHEREAS ZHEN HUAN DECIDED TO GO WITH THE NORMAL MODE.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― I mean... Better safe than sorry?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― If you say so... Well then, time to start ! Good luck everyone~

THE FOUR STUDENTS START PLAYING.

WHO WILL MAKE THE HIGHEST SCORE?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― It can't be his first time either, if he managed to do a Full Combo...

WHO ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

DEOKSU (DUCKLING IN GAME) HAS DONE A FULL COMBO !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Wow... Good job, Deoksu !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Damn... I sucked... This phone is too small, though ! My fingers are as big as two tiles on this screen.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― How did you manage to do 81 MISS, Zhen Huan? You literally were playing in Normal...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ ZHEN HUAN （CLASS FOUR） ― Hey, listen... I didn't know the song, OK? It's difficult at first try !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Let's choose the second song, shall we !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Huh? You really chose Roku Chounen To Ichiya Monogatari? Are you insane...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Of course I did ! I want to see who's crazy enough to choose the Expert mod-

DEOKSU CHOSE THE EXPERT MODE.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ...

ZHEN HUAN STICKS WITH THE NORMAL MODE, WHEREAS BOTH SEOYOON AND JAYDEN PROCEED WITH THE HARD MODE.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― I'm curious to see whether he'll finish it without running out of energy and decreasing his score or not.

THE FOUR CONTINUE PLAYING... WHO WILL WIN THIS TIME?

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― It was obvious... [sighs]

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― At least he's good at something, this brat.

DEOKSU WINS AGAIN !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG DEOKSU （CLASS TWO） ― One step away from a Full Combo...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― It's OK, that was insane regardless.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Well, time to wrap up ! Since Deoksu won, he'll have the honor to promote himself and the others today.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― Respectfully, but not so much, no.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― No one asked you, flop !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― I swear to God I will-

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― Blah blah... OK... Say whatever you want... I don't care...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― I like you lots, Jayden... Seeing you get mad is so much fun !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― ...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Oh, she truly is crazy. What the hell...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HOON" （STAFF） ― Seeing Hao taken aback means you must be on a whole another level of insanity. [shivers] Goodness...

✹ ﹒ ﹒ SHIN SEOYOON （CLASS THREE） ― It's my specialty ☆ I LOVE pissing off other people~ And people like Jayden seem like perfect entertainment in that sense... Let's have a good time together !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ JAYDEN IM （CLASS ONE） ― I'd rather die and painfully burn in hell for the rest of my afterlife.

WOW. THEIR LOVE IS SO... BIZARRE !!

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― ... Oh well !

✹ ﹒ ﹒ "HAO" （STAFF） ― Deoksu... The outr-

DEOKSU GETS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE CAMERA, HIS FACE BEING THE ONLY THING THAT CAN BE SEEN IN THE FRAME.

✹ ﹒ ﹒ YANG DEOKSU （CLASS TWO） ― [posing cutely for the camera, excited] Support me in this adventure and make me reach the final... Do the same for the others as well... Thank you...!

FEVEN'S CORNER !!

EDITING BANDORI SCREENSHOTS WAS HARD... I originally planned to do that for Roku Chounen To Ichiya Monogatari too but my phone died on me, so...

And also because I didn't want to do so at all so this was the best excuse for me to avoid doing so. #HONEST

That aside...!

We're halfway there !! I consider this a huge achievement. I thought the quality would significantly decrease after the very first part, but I consider the others to be fairly good as well... For now. We'll see later if I can keep up with this format or if I'll die before the tenth group comes out !