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So this is actually a story I wrote with my best friend okbutsolangelo (go follow her, she's awesome :D ) back when we were, like, 8 or 7 or something. I found it just the other day and only now did I realize how glorious it is. Some bits sound... uh, REALLY wrong... and other bits are just completely random comedic pieces. I hope you find it as funny as I do. I only take half of the credit, me and okbutsolangelo wrote this using the good old 'I write some, you write some, I write some, you write some' method. 

Regular font= My writing.

Underlined font= okbutsolangelo's writing.

Here we go. Remember, this was written many years ago... so feel free to laugh.

BTW, a Dreep is a creature that is a cross between a dragon and a sheep.

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Once there was a Popcone Dreep that liked to skydive off rocketships.

He eats lollypops in cones.

One day he fell in love with a walking, talking rock.

They got married in a sandpit full of rotten bananas.

After that, they had some babies that were Rocky Dreeps.

^(Here's a lovely illustration of the characters)

They were called Golf Bat, Sundried Banana, and Hula Hoop.

They all went on holiday up a tree.

One day a rock collector found Mrs. Dreep and took her home for science. ('Science' XD  )

They all went to the rock collector's house to save Mrs. Dreep.

Then Golf Bat knocked him out with his club. (Play on words)

^(A visual of the rock collector after his encounter with Golf Bat)

But then the rock collector's Grandmama came into the room and gave Mr. Dreep a wedgie.

Then Mr. Dreep flew up in the air and pecked off Grandmama's nose.

Then they all went home and had dinner, which was... POPCONES!

Then a mysterious Dino appeared and married Sundried Banana. But then a Shum was jealous so he took her away.

^(This is Shum. He's a cross between a shark and a plum.)

(This is where things start to get weird)

The Shum took her to a pub to make her drunk! (XD  What have I done with my life?)

But Dino came to the rescue and shoved a bottle of whiskey down the Shum's throat.

Meanwhile, Hula Hoop had opened a Stuffed Bird shop. (*Cough* *Splutter* *Cough*)

1 month later he was a millionaire and bought his own house.

Then Hula Hoop overpowered the rest and became a selfish brat.

So his family hired a Scary Guy to take Hula Hoop home.

^(The Scary Guy. Not so scary considering he's holding his spear upside down.)

The hunter went to Hula Hoop's house but there was a Tyrannosaurus Giraffe guarding it.

^(Scary Guy meets Tyrannosaurus Giraffe)

So he chickened out and ran home. 

But the hunter was coming back the next night.

He went around the back of the house and got inside, but then Hula Hoop shot the hunter, and he fell dead on the ground.

And that was when Hula Hoop decided to go home.

All went well for a few days, then Golf Bat got the Poo Disease : (  and he pooed the house down. (XD I love this so much, we were so immature but it's just so hilarious...)

So his family kicked him out.

He decided to live in the country alone.

His family regretted him leaving, and tried to find him, but then they remembered that the Poo Disease is contagious!

So they left him.

A year later the Poo Disease was gone so he came home.

His family was happy to see him but then a week later he got the Fart Disease.

So they kicked him out again : (

And that was the end of Golf Bat.

One night at the hospital the whole city heard one big FART!

Which killed Golf Bat.

His family did not care which was mean and horrid.

So he turned into a zombie and came back to get them.

He grabbed Mrs. Dreep and threw her in the pond, and she sank down.

Now the Popcone Dreep was all alone, only with Hula Hoop who was soon going to University.

A month later Hoola Hoop left for University.

Then the Popcone Dreep went up into the clouds to be with all the other Dragon Sheep.

THE END! P.S This story was made by *okbutsolangelo's real name* and *mewtwocool's real name*!

And so there you have it!

The Popcone Dreep!

But don't relax now, or breathe a sigh of relief, because we're making a SEQUEL!!! :D