Y/n's POV

Four months since I've arrived in this place we call hell. Jean's been an asshole lately. Bitch is on his period or something. I don't know. Me, Connie and Sasha have become a trio. Y'know, messing with Jean, stealing shit.. and today, our biggest plan.. to break into Shadis' office

"Are you guys sure this is a smart idea?" Marco asked

"Nope" Me, Connie and Sasha said

"You could get in serious trouble" Marco said

"That's if we get caught" Sasha said

"But you'll probably get caught" Marco said

"See the key word there is probably. Which means there is a chance that we won't get caught" I said. Connie nodded in agreement

"You guys.. I really worry for you" Marco said

"Let them be dumbasses if they want to be. Pain is the best medicine" Jean said snarkily

"Who put a stick up your ass?" I asked causing Connie and Sasha to laugh. Jean glared at me

"There isn't a stick up my ass you peasant!" Jean yelled. I looked at Jean

"Did this horse just call me a peasant? Don't horses go 'neigh neigh'?" I asked. Jean was fuming

"Listen here you litt-" Jean was cut off

"Let's all relax" Marco said. Jean crossed his arms

"Whatever" Jean said. I stuck my tongue out at him

"Come on, let's go!" Sasha said. Me, Connie and Sasha left. We were going to activate our plan. We were outside of the dorms and standing on the grass. We were huddled together

"Hands in the middle" Connie said. We put our hands in the middle

"Plan, break into Shadis' office, is a go" I said. Sasha counted us off

"Super Secret Spies!" We yelled as we threw our hands into the air. Some of the other cadets looked at us like we were crazy. Me, Connie, and Sasha tip-toed to Shadis' office. Once we arrived, Connie quickly looked through the window. He jolted back

"Abort, abort, abort" Connie said. We all hid as the door opened. Shadis walked out

That was a close one

Shadis eventually was out of sight. We all walked towards the door. I put my hand on the knob and turned it

It's unlocked

I opened the door slightly. Connie and Sasha stared at me intently, but for different reasons. Sasha was excited to be doing this and was following me. Connie had a small crush on me, and I knew that.

I carefully entered the office. The place was really clean and organized. The floorboards underneath me, creaked with every step

This could be a problem

Connie and Sasha came in behind me. There was so much creaking

"Oh, Jesus Christ. These floorboards must be ancient" Connie said

"Probably is" Sasha said

Third Person's POV

Unknown to the trio. Shadis had went to the boys dorms. He entered the room and saw Jean and Marco talking along with Bertholdt sitting on top of his bed. Jean had a great idea when he saw Shadis. He would get back at the three for causing him so much emotional distress

"Commander Shadis" Jean said. Shadis looked at him

"What is it, Kirschtein?" Shadis asked

"I heard Connie, Sasha and Y/n talking about breaking into your office" Jean snitched. But what Shadis told him next, left him shocked

"Oh, I know. They're probably in my office right now" Shadis said leaving Jean with a dropped jaw. Truth is, the three were loud and Shadis heard them all from outside, and he saw Connie look through the window. Shadis truly believed they were idiots, but despite being idiots, they were ballsy and had guts. The only reason they were still here, was because of those guts. Shadis decided it was time to go catch them red-handed and then punish them. Shadis abruptly left leaving a shocked Jean.

"What is this bullshit?" Jean asked

"I can't believe you attempted to snitch on them" Marco said

"It was karma, for all the bullying they put me through" Jean said

"Well, Jean.. maybe if you weren't so much of an asshole they wouldn't 'bully' you" Bertholdt said. Jean glared at him

"Shut the fuck up you tree" Jean said. Bertholdt dropped his head in shame

Y/n's POV

We were going through his desk, when the door opened. We all looked up and saw Shadis staring at us

Shit

"Next time, keep someone outside, also.. Run until dawn!" Shadis yelled out at us.

"We got caught!" Sasha cried

"Damn it!" Connie yelled

"We have to run now!" I cried as we all rushed out. Unknown to us, a small smile was on Shadis' face

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It's been two days since then. Yesterday was hell. My legs were still recovering from the running. We ran for at least twelve hours. It was awful. But it was dinner now, and I was content eating

"I can't believe you guys ran for so long" Reiner said

"I can't believe you've got bigger boobs than me" I said causing Connie to spit out his food all over Sasha. Sasha's jaw dropped in confusion as she processed what just happened. I turned to see Sasha's eyes turn red before she tackled Connie

"You wasted perfectly good food! How could you?!" Sasha cried as she strangled Connie. Connie was probably getting deja-vu. Connie struggled to breathe. He looked at me with pleading eyes. I smiled

"Sasha, I'll give you my bread if you let Connie live" I said. Sasha turned around with wide eyes. She quickly let go of Connie and then stole my bread. Connie coughed before getting up

"You saved my life" He said

"Yeah, now give me your bread. I had to sacrifice mine to save you" I said. Connie handed me his bread

"Pleasure doing business" I said with a smile

"You guys are weird" Reiner said

"Your face is weird" I said

"Terrible insult, Y/n" Jean said

"Shut the fuck up" Eren said to him

"Make me peasant" Jean told him

"I will" Eren said abruptly standing up. Jean also stood up.. and well, the two fought like little bitches, and eventually Shadis stopped it and made them both run like the little shits they are. And I really can't act like that was me about a day ago, but I am

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02/09/22