Inosuke's POV

I had successfully kidnapped Danny DeVito. I wouldn't let him get away with what he did to Eren and Y/n. He splattered me in bird Eren guts. So I decided he would be my sacrifice for my ritual to bring my lover Y/n back. Danny DeVito was currently in my basement tied up and blindfolded

"Hey, where am I?" Danny asked

"I don't know, where are you?" I asked

"Do you know who I am?! Let me go!" Danny yelled

"No, I am the King of the Mountains!" I yelled while laughing

"No bitch! Fuck outta here!" Danny said. I held onto my twin swords as I got in my special stance. I began setting up for the ritual

"Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!" I chanted. I quickly sliced Danny and then dropped my swords. I began doing hand-signs. Danny was dead, and bleeding out. Then, a bright light appeared. I began laughing at my success. Y/n had appeared.. along with that bitch Gordon Ramsay. Y/n and Gordon looked around confused

"We're alive?" Y/n asked

"Yes" I said. Gordon turned to see a dead Danny

"He's not" Gordon said pointing

"I killed him so you could come back, but I didn't expect him to come back" I said. Y/n looked at Gordon like he was perfect which really upset me

"I'm here to win your love" I said. Y/n looked at me and laughed

"I only love the person who is the best cook" Y/n said. I put my hand on my chin thinking

If I can beat Gordon Ramsay in a cooking competition then, Y/n will love me

"Okay, Gordon let's have a competition" I said. Gordon raised his eyebrow

"You want to compete against me? Really? You think you'll actually win?" Gordon asked. I grinned

"Yeah, I'll kick your ass" I said confidently. Gordon chuckled

"Alright since you're so confident that you'll win, I'll even let you bring someone else. To make things fair. We meet tomorrow at Hell's Kitchen, bring your other chef, and then we shall compete for Y/n's love" Gordon said

"Okay, don't be mad when I whoop your ass" I said

Until then

(370 words)
02/05/22

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