Danny DeVito's POV

A stranger approached me. It was..

Eren Jaeger. He looked down at me

"Stop crying bitch" He said. I stood up

"Make me manbun" Danny said. Eren got really angry and then bit his hand like a fucking rabid dog. Blood seeped from his hand and I stared horrified

"What the fuck?" I asked him disgusted. Eren was confused

"What the fuck?! Bro! This is bullshit!" Eren yelled angrily before attacking his hand with his teeth. Maybe he was stupid? No, he was definitely stupid, maybe he had a pain kink.. I wasn't sure. The area around his mouth was bloody. He looked like a wild animal, I won't even lie

"God damn it!" Eren yelled before taking the biggest bite I'd ever seen him take. Then there was this yellow light that surrounded Eren. I closed my eyes in anticipation. I waited about 20 seconds and then felt something hitting me in the head

What the fuck?

I opened my eyes to see a bird with a manbun

"Chirp-chirp bitch" Eren said as he continued to peck me with his beak. I glared at him before bitch slapping him. Eren fell to the ground in pain. I walked over and then stomped on him while laughing. I continued until he became bird mush. I then picked up his mushiness and walked out of the alley. I saw a random person and splattered him with Eren's guts. He stared at me horrified

"What the fuck?!" They yelled at me before punching me and knocking me out

(260 words)
02/05/22

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