so y'know how I write about a different golden guard last chapter??? yeah I still am in love with that guy so I'll start doing the thing where I write for two characters
I called him Alexander last chapter so that's just his name haha

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- he is surprisingly good at flirting, but he can't do it on command

- his good flirts are things like "If I met you at the crossroads, I'd take you on the road closest to my heart"

- his bad flirts are crap like "you're like Minecraft but the 'like' and 'craft' are silent"

- he's either really cheesey or really cringy no in-between

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- he's very awkward, and horrible at flirting

- he literally compared you to rotten griffin eggs in an attempt to flirt and failed miserably. poor guy.

- however he did once say "Are you like the rain? as you seem to make my face burn" and it's probably the best flirt you've gotten from him

- yeah he sucks at flirting

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thanks for reading!

OH AND TYSM FOR 150K READS THATS A LOT TYSM