~ hunter once offered to make you a very fancy dinner

~ he burned it

~ he's such a horrible chef my gods but at least he tries

~ Gordon Ramsay wouldn't approve of him

~ "Love,, I burned the meal"

~ "I can tell"

~ I hope you're a better cook then him since it's likely you'll do most of the cooking

~ if you're both horrible cooks then you're both doomed

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