The air is Awesome as you step up to the front doors of the Perú. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.

It reads in Magenta, Helvetica font:

You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Ellen DeGeneres to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, danging and pizza will be plentiful. We do hope to see your sparkly face there. November 22nd, 2016 at midnight. Please dress in your best skirt and don't forget your glasses for the present swap!

You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a moans.

You're surprised to see James Corden standing there in the flesh, all funny and nasty. You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a(n) puppy and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over enchiladas.

Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already hugging wildly on the dancefloor.

Happy plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the wave. You had always shipped Harley Quinn and Batman so you're not entirely surprised to see them twerking together in the corner. J.K. Rowling and Iniss226 are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several Beliebers are gushing over the latest update of Krästya tras las espinas de piedra on their phones.

The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Happyland on Neptune in the middle of Valentine and you can't imagine anything better.

"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"