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(The gang regroups near a river in the chapter they found Pigsy.)
Pigsy: Blue ain't really my color, but uh beats looking like that monster, Zhu Ganglie.
Tang: Technically, you'd be Zhu Bajie, now that you're on the Journey to the West.
Angie: Okay we got Pigsy now we need Sandy and Monkey King who is now my dad.
Pigsy: Oh hoho, no, no, no. Don't go comparing me to that demon. My name's just plain old Pigsy.
Mei: I can't wait to meet my ancestor, Ao Lie. I bet he was mega cool! Right, Tangy?
Tang: (He laughs nervously.) Well...
MK: I wonder when we're gonna meet my ancestor.
Mei: I thought Monkey King was your dad.
MK: He's not my dad. Pigsy's my dad plus Mei remember what I told you.
Mei: Oh yeah I forgot sorry!
Lorise: Plus I'm now a daughter of Tangy and Piggy!
Aims: Haha!
Athena: Plus you both rised him so yeah your his dads.
Pigsy: Uh, kid, I'm not exactly your uh...
Tang: Hmm, Mei does have a point. MK, the rest of us mysteriously inherited the powers of the ancient warriors. However, Monkey King is the only original companion we know for sure is still alive. And yet, you have inherited all of his power, so it is possible that—
MK: Yeah, right. If Monkey King really was my dad, don't you think he would have said something by now plus me and Angie won't even be dating?
Angel: Yeah I kinda agree with MK!
Mei: Yeah, 'cause he's normally so forthcoming with information.
MK: Well, whatever. When we find Monkey King's stone, then we'll just ask him.
Tang: (Simultaneously.) What?
Mei: (Simultaneously.) Monkey King's huh?
MK: Monkey King's stone. The one he was born from. Ever since I got into the scroll, I've been having visions of Monkey King standing next to his stone as Angie was going to a light thingy.
Angie + Athena + Angel + Aims + Lorise: The pillar...
Pigsy: Wha... You didn't think to mention that sooner?!
MK: I'm telling you now. If we find the stone, we'll find Monkey King and he can explain to all of you how he's definitely not my dad and everything is fine. So, less yappy, more— (His vision appears.)
Monkey King: (Echoing.) Kid!
MK: (The vision passes and everything darkens.) Monkey King? (Ink Demons emerge.)
Tang: Ah! The scroll's curse. It found us!
Athena: OH CRAP INKY DEMON!!
Angel: Tang we gotta go like NOW!
Aims + Lorise: DEMONS!!!
Angie: Crap!
Pigsy: Tang, get us outta here!
Tang: Right. (He pulls out Azure Lion's instructions but it blows away.) Oh, no! My cheat sheet!
Mei: Forget about the cheat sheet! It's exam time, baby!
(Tang uses his khakkhara to prepare their teleporation. Behind MK, the Ink Demons take on the form of Yellowtusk, who brings down his ink mallet on MK. Mei streaks in to protect him with her Dragon Blade but Ink Yellowtusk's blow shatters it and his force causes MK and Mei to crash into Tang. They immediately disappear into separate chapters.)
(Tang, Angie, Athena, Lorise, Aims and Angel has gotten up.)
Tang: Alright, Pigsy, before you get mad... (A hand is placed on him from behind.) Hmm?
(Tang, Angie Athena, Lorise, Aims, Angel sees a village of women and girls drinking by the river.)
Tang: Hmm.
Village Woman: Look at that. It's a monk.
Angie: WATER!!! I NEED WATER!!!
(She ran to the water and she smiled)
Athena + Angel + Lorise + Aims: ANGIE NO NO DON'T DRINK IT!
(Angie smiled and grabbed some water and drinks it)
Angie: Ah much better... What?
Angel: Get you butt right back here young lady.
Lorise: YOU DRANK BIRTH WATER?!
(Angie eyes widen)
Angie: WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
(Tang looks at the bowl of water one of the village women is offering him and realizes where their is. They teleports away, screaming.)
(Then Angie, Athena, Lorise, Athena and Aims were in a black void)
Angie: Uh where are we?
Lorise: Angie I gonna tell MK he's a dad soon.
Athena: And Macaque.
Angel: And Monkey King.
Aims: And soon: Mei, Sandy and Pigsy.
Angie: I WAS THIRSTY ALRIGHT!
???: Angie.
Angie: MK? MK! (She stood up and ran leaving the rest behind) MK!!!
Athena: AND YOU'RE LEAVING US?!
Lorise: Let's follow her!
(Meanwhile Angie walks in the black void)
Angie: MK where are you?
???: I'm here!
(She smiled and hugged 'MK')
Angie: MK! Okay we need to find the others and well something happened.
'MK': Why would you ever want to leave?
Angie: YOU! (She stopped hug 'MK' and points at him revealing Ink MK) YOU'RE NOT MY MK!
Ink MK: Yeah I'm not yours MK but why you love him plus I way better but you need to say my name.
Angie: Say your name?
(Then music played and Angie gasp because she know the music and Ink MK started to sing)
You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do)
Girl, the way I see it
Your MK should be leavin'
And you should stick around
AND KILL HIM!
(Angie eyes widen)
What?
Nothing
(Then Athena, Aims, Angel and Lorise found them and watches as Aims dances because she loves the song)
So, Angie, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
MK is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate
No!
The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name
(Ink MK took Angie's hand)
Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your LOVER so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name
I don't know your name
Well, I can't say it
How 'bout a game of charades?
Yes, let's play it
(He points at his second finger)
Two words
Right
Second word
Uh-huh
Drink?
No
Beverage?
No
Wine?
No
MK?
Yes
(Then he points at his first finger)
Okay
First word
Okay
Bug?
No
Ant?
Close, but no
Ink?
Yes
Ink MK?
Wow, I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken
Ready?
Yeah
Okay, go
(The girls eyes widen when Angie gonna say Ink MK name)
Ink MK
Yes
Ink MK
Yes
Ink~
Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good
(Then Angie smirked)
'Cause
What?
You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Ink MK
Yes
Ink MK
Yes
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Okay, Ink MK
Ink MK
Be a doll and spare the lecture
(Angie spins as the girls laughed making Ink MK really mad)
I'm offering you a full time specter
But are you any good?
You bet'cha
Trust me, baby
I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer
Don't you wanna see MK suffer?
I think I'd rather just jump off
No!
I may be suicidal
But Inky, it's not as if I've lost my mind
(Then Tang and Mei came in and they saw whats happening and Tang and Mei ran to Angie)
So, playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?
Angie, there you are
Are you alright?
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals
You, get away from her
Angie, this is a dangerously unstable individual
(Then Ink grabbed Mei and Tang and the girls eyes widen)
Ink MK sexy
Ink MK is smart
IM is a graduate of Juilliard
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Ink MK, Ink MK, Ink MK
(Then they turned back to normal and the girls ran to them)
What the heck was that?
So violating
There you go, kid
Couple of five-star reviews
What was that?
That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson
Any ghost?
Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure
Then, Inky, what do I need you for?
(The girls smiled as Angie smirked)
Woah, woah, woah woah woah
Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on my sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever
(Then Angie pushed Ink MK into the black void)
Angie!
What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff
We don't need that demon
The seven of us alone can wreck Azure's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep
(Then she transformed into her monkey form and stars came down transforming into weapons: Athena has a warfan, Lorise has a bow and arrow, Angel has a sword that can turn into an umbrella and Aims has a gun)
Okay, so what's the plan?
Teach Azure a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So he wants the perfect star warrior
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
Not running away
I'll make him say my name
(Then Tang teleports them away to where Pigsy and Sandy are)
Sandy: Mo! (Athena, Angel, Angie, Lorise, Tang and Mei teleport in.)
Mei: Sandy?
Angie: Haha!
Angel: Plus that was fun to watch! With you and Inky singing the beetiejuice song.
Aims: Thats my favouite song.
Sandy: (He grabs them all in a hug.) I'm sorry, my old friend.
Pigsy: It's okay, Sandy. You're always there for us when we need you. The least we can do is be there for you when you need us.
Tang: Now that we've had our moment, we need to get moving!
Mei: It's Azure Lion. We have to find MK.
Lorise: Before it's to late! Wait aw man I found out you met Ao lie Mei before me nooo!!
Athena: Guys we gotta find MK now!
Angie: Oh and Mei, Sandy and Pigsy I drink birth water now I have child in me.
Mei + Sandy + Pigsy: WAIT WHAT?!
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