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First King: The world has fallen into chaos, and at every step of its descent... (Angie, Xīng Guāng, MK, Monkey King and Macaque all fall down on the ground after being teleported into the Underworld.) You have been there.

Angie: Oh boy...

Xīng Guāng: Aye why we in this underworld?!

MK: Wha— A second ago I was in bed cuddling with my GF. What's going on?

Monkey King: Yeah, the guys in the cool robes only strike when you're asleep. Kind of their thing.

Macaque: What do you want?

First King: Sun Wukong, the Six-Eared Macaque, Angie the Star Warrior descendant of Xīng Guāng, Xīng Guāng, and MK the Monkie Kid... you have been summoned before the Court of the Underworld to answer for your crimes.

Angie: Wait hold the phone! Descendant of Xīng Guāng?! WHAT?!

 Second King: You stand before the Ten Kings, guardians of the great cycle.

Third King: A cycle which has been disrupted.

Monkey King: Help me remember. What was it the last time you all brought me here? Oh, right. Things didn't super work out for you.

Xīng Guāng: He got you there Sunlight.

First King: And as I recalled, you removed your name from the Book of the Dead and Xīng Guāng followed your footsteps.

Xīng Guāng: Pretty smart dont cha think?

Angie: I didn't see that coming you smartie pants!

Third King: A similar crime has led to this moment. The Scroll of Memory was stolen. Your guilt is obvious.

MK: Wait, are we on trial? Do we need a lawyer? (MK gasps, and immediately switches to a lawyer's outfit.) Don't worry. I watched almost every episode of Monkey Cop: Courtroom Edition! Hehe. Uh, your honors. What exactly are the charges?

Angie: MK, starlight..

First King: Because of your actions, the Jade Emperor fell.

Fourth King: And now the Pillar of Heaven has been irreparably damaged.

Monkey King: The Pillar of Heaven?

Fourth King: You stand accused of the destruction of this world.

MK: Huh, Imma-Imma need a minute with my clients. (MK huddles up with Angie, Xīng Guāng, Macaque and Monkey King.) Okay. My professional legal advice is... we should leave!

Monkey King: Hmm... not seeing a door, so... I'm just gonna make one!

Angie: Monkey king I don't thinks it's a great idea...

First King: We thought you might try some... foolishness to escape justice. And so, we have brought upon a power even greater than yours.

(A portal is summoned by the kings. Ne Zha appears.)

MK: Ne Zha? Hey, Ne Zha!

Xīng Guāng: Hey lotus child!

Monkey King: (He chuckles.) This is your big scary?

(Li Jing also appears out of the portal.)

Monkey King: Uh, okay. A little more powerful than Nezh-ie.

Xīng Guāng: Meow, who do we have here?

Angie: Xīng Guāng WHAT THE FUCK?!

First King: Pagoda-Wielding General, Li Jing... new leader of the Celestial Realm.

MK: Ne Zha's dad? Ne Zha, your dad's the new Jade Emperor?

Ne Zha: The Jade Emperor cannot be replaced.

Li Jing: In his absence, I have been in charge of resolving this.

Monkey King: Big ups on the promotion, Li. I always knew you'd weasel your way to the top!

Li Jing: The world is on a knife's edge. You add nothing but chaos.

MK + Angie: Ooo-objection! 

MK: Ergo, fees or fee, we're guilty until proven innocent— Nah oh wait, forget I said that.

Xīng Guāng: MK eres una idiota.

Angie: Since when did you speak spanish?!

Xīng Guāng: Jay teached me!

Angie: Oh alright, I see now.

Monkey King: You know that pagoda of yours isn't going to be enough to stop us.

Li Jing: Perhaps. There was only one thing that could ever bring the Great Sage to yield, as I've been in power by the Heavenly Host...

Macaque + Xīng Guāng: STOP!

Li Jing: I collar the beast!

(Monkey King is summoned a new circlet. He yells in pain. MK starts glitching into his Monkey form.)

MK: NO! No, no, no...

Monkey King: It's okay, kid. We're okay.

Li Jing: Wukong's fangs have been pulled and one thing to do, Angie the Star Warrior.

Angie: Uh oh... (Backs up) Hey Li Jing haha don't collar me!

Li Jing: I won't but since you know what's happening, we can't risk for you to tell others the future so, I WILL REMOVE YOUR MEMORYS!

MK + Monkey King + Macaque + Xīng Guāng: WHAT!?

(Angie eyes widen and Li Jing used his powers and removed all of Angie's memorys and she yells in pain before she fainted and MK ran to her)

MK: Angie! No no no...

Ne Zha: Father. These five, they're not—

Li Jing: Control yourself. This sideshow is over.

(Ne Zha looks back at the three concernedly and frowns. He follows Li Jing into leaving the courtroom, and the five are transported into a cellar in the Celestial Realm.)

(In their prison cell, MK is trying to pull Monkey King's new circlet out of him as Xīng Guāng tryed to wake Angie up.)

MK: Didn't Mr. Tang's past life guy put one of these dealies on you originally?

Monkey King: This one's somehow tighter. I really, really didn't wanna wear one of these again. (He looks at Macaque.) Classic, I get all the punishment and you get to mope!

Macaque: Maybe going to jail wasn't on my agenda for tonight.

Monkey King: Oh, so you think this is my idea of a good time, trapped in here with you?

(After awkward silence, MK continues trying to pull the circlet out.)

MK: Wow, that is... that is really on there. I nearly got it... (MK summons his staff from his ear to try to break it, but he gets launched into a wall). I don't have it.

Xīng Guāng: Angie's still ain't waking up... I scared, she might be in a coma that Daddy Jing put on her.

MK: Xīng Guāng pleas never say Daddy Jing again!

(The wall near him opens a gate. Ne Zha appears on the other side.)

MK: Ne Zha! You're busting us out? Ah, amazing. It's, uh... it's tense in here.

Ne Zha: This is... not what I wanted.

Monkey King: Weren't you meant to be busy guarding the Jade Emperor's power? Don't tell me Daddy Jing took over that job too. (Chuckling.) You got demoted!

Ne Zha: Just stop!

(Ne Zha opens the gate to talk to them. Monkey King pulls out five strings of hair and sweeps them to the other side of the portal.)

Ne Zha: Someone's trying to destroy the Pillar of Heaven. And my father—

MK: Sorry if I'm jumping in here, but what's the Pillar of Heaven, exactly?

Ne Zha: If the old legends can be believed, the pillar is a mystic energy that holds back the Primordial Chaos.

Monkey King: It's what lets the world be... the world.

MK: Mmm. Yes, good. Now, do it like Tang.

Xīng Guāng: Oooh yeah do Jangles!

Monkey King: For real?

MK: Helps us learn!

(Monkey King sighs and puts on Tang glasses.)

Monkey King: (Tang impression.) Legend tells that the universe was born into chaos. Long ago a sanctuary was constructed, this world, protected from the chaos by the Pillar of Heaven.

MK: And someone's trying to break it!

Monkey King: Not for the first time.

MK: Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Monkey King: Ugh. (He returns to his Tang impression.) It was broken, once before. Chaos poured into the realm, until the goddess Nüwa mended the pillar with the mystical five colored stones.

MK: Sounds like someone needs to get those stones and get to mending.

Macaque: The kid's right, which begs the question of why you're here, instead of out there working on a rock collection.

Ne Zha: My father—

MK: Doesn't want anyone looking for 'em! Interesting, suspicious...

Ne Zha: Yes, what? Wha... What's he doing?

Macaque: Ignore it. It's his lawyer bit.

(MK puts on his uniform again.)

MK: Best attorney monkeys can buy. Hmm... if I was a secret enemy trying to break a magic pillar, I— objection!.. — to people looking for the magic rocks that can fix it as well.

Ne Zha: My father is not the enemy.

MK: I mean, he put us in a cell, and a pain cap on Monkey King's head and put my sweet sweet girlfriend into a coma we think. You know, it's not... it's not best friend behavior!

Xīng Guāng: Yeah! I soo agree.

Ne Zha: This was a mistake.

(The clones Monkey King made start forming.)

Monkey King Clone: Yeah, super was.

Ne Zha: What? No!

Monkey King Clone: Haha, you always fall for the clone bit!

Xīng Guāng Clone: Haha oh sorry Lotus boi but we're are escaping!

MK Clone: And now you're stuck inside! And the real us'es are out here.

Xīng Guāng + MK + Monkey King + Macaque: (Monotone.) I'm a clone.

Ne Zha: No!

(He launches at them, not realizing they're the actual clones.)

Monkey King Clone: Hahaha! Told you you'd always fall for it.

(The clones disappear. Ne Zha gets angry at the real five who escaped the cell.)

Monkey King: Someone's trying to destroy the world. I'm not going to let anyone stop us from saving it.

MK: (Simultaneously.) Here comes Jailbreak Kid!

Monkey King: (Simultaneously.) Here comes Jailbreak King!

(A bunch of clones pile on Ne Zha while the four (Xīng Guāng is carrying Angie) run away.)

Ne Zha: WUKONG!

(Xīng Guāng, MK, Macaque and Monkey King successfully kick out of the prison. MK fails the landing and gets close to the edge of a bridge, before Monkey King pulls him back up.)

Monkey King: C'mon, kid!

(The four try to run away from the Celestial Armies.)

Celestial Armies: Get back here!

Macaque: It's always like this when you come here!

Xīng Guāng: Moonlight lighten up! But right now I'm trying to wake up Angie!

(Monkey King laughs. They are stopped by an army with the guard wielding a sword.)

Celestial Guard: That's far enough, prisoners!

Monkey King: Heh. This guy thinks he's the main character.

Xīng Guāng: Kay, MK hold Angie for me! (Puts Angie in MK's arms) Alright boys, let's get them!

(Macaque kicks two guard and Monkey King and Xīng Guāng steals one sword of the two guards.)

MK: Oh my Great Sage!

(The guards get nervous, and are later thrown into the sky defeated. The four continue to run away.)

MK: We have to get out of here.

Monkey King: Yeah, but you're really not gonna like how we do it.

MK + Xīng Guāng: Wha?

(Monkey King rams them all over the edge of the bridge down to the sky.)

Monkey King: Alley-oop!

Macaque: Wukong!

Xīng Guāng: AAAH HOLY MOTHER OF THE STARS!

(Monkey King throws the sword downward and opens a portal out of the realm.)

(Sandy backs up his new truck near the noodle shop. Tang and Lorise is eating a bowl of noodles.)

Mei: Oooh, Sandy, love your new truck!

Sandy: You know, I got a feeling this baby's built to last.

Jay: It's nice guys, hey Angel how months are you in before baby arrives?

Angel: Mhm, maybe 9 months!

Aims: Damn, soon the baby will come out of your belly sooner!

Lorise: Hey guys wheres, Macaque, Monkey King, MK, Angie and Xīng Guāng?

(The sword falls onto the truck along with Xīng Guāng, Angie, MK, Monkey King and Macaque.)

Monkey King: Weee!

(The five crash into the truck. A tire falls out of the broken truck and the sword gets thrown into the tire, flattening it.)

Xīng Guāng: Huh oh alright Angie's still okay just still in coma...

Sandy: D'oh.

Pigsy: MK! Good of you to show up for work.... eight hours late!

MK: Yeah, we have to go.

Tang: Does that have anything to do with the ominous cracks being back?

Xīng Guāng: Maybe!

Lorise: WHAT HAPPENED TO ANGIE IS SHE ALRIGHT?!

Jay: Oh my god!

Aims: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHILD?!

Angel: Oh no...

Monkey King: It's okay. We've got a plan.

Macaque: Oh, do we? Huh! We don't even know if these magical pillar healing stones exist.

Xīng Guāng + Angel: Boys break it off!

Macaque + Monkey King: Yes ma'am!

MK: What if going after the stones is just.. another tricky plan by some tricky plan demon... like i-i-if this is exactly what they want? What if we really are... chaos?

Monkey King: Listen, bud. The only thing I know for sure is, I don't trust anyone who isn't standing here right now.

Macaque: Hm?

Monkey King: If those stones are important, the safest place for them is with us.

Pigsy: Uh, what stones?

(A bunch of portals from the Celestial Realm appear from the sky.)

Tang: Feels like we're still missing some pretty important information!

Angel: Boys and Xīng Guāng what's happening!?

MK: We're... sorta on the run from the Celestial Realm.

Pigsy + Jay + Lorise + Angel + Aims: What?!

MK: We can explain everything. (Celestial Guards appear around everyone.) Later! We can explain later!

Mei: Oh, probably wish you hadn't smashed up Sandy's new truck, right MK?

MK: Huh? Oh. Here comes Monkie Kid!

(MK upgrades the truck using his new powers.)

Mei: Everybody, in!

(Everybody runs to the Team Power Truck, but Li Jing appears and uses the circlet on Monkey King. He starts to yell.)

Macaque: Wukong!

Xīng Guāng: Sunlight!

Angel: Sunny!

MK: No!

Li Jing: This foolishness is over.

(MK starts glitching in his Monkey form again. Macaque slaps Li Jing's seal away and creates a distraction.)

Macaque: Kid, Plums, go save the world.

(Macaque transports Xīng Guāng, Angel, MK and Monkey King into the truck.)

MK: What?

Monkey King: No, Macaque!

(The gang appear in front of Tang in the back seat. The truck sets off. Macaque unleashes his Smoke Monster form and approaches Li Jing. MK looks at the fight from a distance.)

MK: He'll get away, right? He always gets away. Right?

Xīng Guāng: Guys, Angie is waking up!

(Everybody looked at Angie and they smiled glad that she's alright)

MK: Angie!

Angie: What, ow my head... Wait, OMG IM IN THE LEGO MONKIE KID?!

Jay: Yeah girl you are, you alright?

Monkey King: Guys Li Jing removed her memorys that means....

Lorise: Monkey King what does it mean?!

Aims: Yeah monkey!

Xīng Guāng: Angie forgot everything what's happening in our adventures...

(Everybody gasped and all looked at Angie in shocked as Angie smiled)

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