[Incorrect Quotes #2]
~ Cherry: "Wow, motivation has suddenly returned to me so I can keep updating this book. Isn't that surprising? Anyways, have this crappy filler while I finish up chapter ten-"
[Also, if anyone acts out of character, apologies in advance-]
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Ft. Seb Plushy! (Owned by helloiamseb)
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PC: PSY, HELP- I TOLD RUBY I'D COOK, BUT I REALIZED I CAN'T-!
Psy, after burning some steak with his fire: And you thought I could help?
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Coral: War is heck!
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PC Doll: If you kill me, my 'teeth' only have a 2% drop rate
Seb Plushy: What??
PC Doll: Good luck~!
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PC Doll: Can I bother you for a sec?
Seb: You're almost always bothering me, but what now?
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Cherry: We either die free or we die trying!
Psy: Are those the only two options?
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Mike: Hey Psy! What'cha looking for?
Psy: My will to live
-Jamie enters, holding Psy's phone to return-
Psy: There it is
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Ruby: I'm not creepy! I'm petty. There's a difference!
Coral: There is?
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Dakii: I wish I had more enemies
Sand: Keep dreaming, friendo-
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Mari: Psy, you need to react when people cry!
Psy: I did! I rolled my eyes!
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-After a heated argument-
Jamie: Go f-ck yourself!
Psy: Why don't you come and f-ck me YOURSELF, coward!
-Pause-
Psy: W- wait-! Crap, not like that-
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PC Doll: We don't follow the rules
Seb Plushy: We follow dogs on social media
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Rosa: Psy, right? I know you appreciate Cherry. I mean everyone does! But..
-She looks to see Cherry trying to jump from tree to tree and failing-
Rosa: ..She may be a bit of an idiot..
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Seb Plushy: Seb taught me to think before I act.
-Pause-
Seb Plushy: So if I slap the crap outta you, rest assured I thought about it and was confident in my choice
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Rosa: I...kinda wanna see what would happen if this whole place fell apart..
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Psy: I like using the phrase 'f-ck me' because it can either be subtly sexual or self-loathing, and those two fit me..alarmingly well
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Mellow: But how do we decide who gets what pencil?
Dakii: Since these are mine, I get the good one. You get the half-broken one. And the PC Doll doesn't get one because forget them
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Aria: Don't be sad!
Seb: Why not?
-Pause-
Aria: I don't...have a good answer
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Mari: I can't imagine what Psy is planning, but I'll tell you now...we won't like it, and it won't be legal.
-Psy was standing there as a purple flame was burning in his palm. He was very angry about...something-
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Jamie: Found out last night that Psy sleep-talks
Estella: Oh, really?
Jamie: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell". Right in my ear...at three in the goddamn morning
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Momo: Estella got into a fight
Cherry: That's horrible..!
Mari: Did she win?
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Aria: If you took a shot for every bad decision you've made in your life, how drunk would you be?
Jamie: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Seb: Drunk
Cherry: Wasted
Psy: Dead. I would just drop dead
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Ruby: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner!
PC: Baby, it's two in the morning...what the f-ck??
Ruby: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not, PC?
PC: I mean...sure?
Ruby: Okay, so get off the chair and get them while their hot!
PC: Hold on, you just made them?
Ruby: Yeah, I wasn't really tired. So I asked Psy to help me cook the lightly fried fish fillets!
PC: *groans* Ruby, say lightly fried fish fillets again and I swear to God-
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Psy: Life could be worse, Char
Seb: Life could also be better!
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Cherry: We truly believe that water can solve any and almost all problems known to mankind!
Psy: Weight loss? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water. Wanna get rid of someone?
Seb Plushy: Drown them.
Psy: Exactly!
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PC Doll: We can bake these croissants at 400 degrees for ten minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one minute
Coral: No, that's not how you bake croissants-
Seb Plushy: Yes. Absolutely floor it.
PC Doll: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second!?
Coral: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE DOWN!
PC Doll: WE'RE GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE F-CKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Seb Plushy: DO IT-
Coral: Wait, nO-
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Jamie, wearing Psy's shorts: How do they look?
Psy: Like it slips on and off easily
-Pause-
Psy: Wait, I didn't mean it like that-
Cherry: No, we all know what you meant~
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Psy: Isn't it...a bit weird that we can't ride any other animal except horses? Like, if horses weren't a thing, all humans would be screwed because we couldn't ride any other animals. Like, riding animals wouldn't be a thing. We should be more grateful towards horses.
Seb: What about elephants?
Psy:...Blocked
Aria: And camels?
Psy: Extra blocked
Estella: And donkeys!
Psy: Ultra blocked
Jamie: That d-ck~
-Pause-
Psy:...Why. Why do I even try anymore?
Everyone: Pfft-
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Aria: I feel like doing something stupid
Seb: I'm stupid, do me
Aria: Wait, wha-??
Seb: I want a kiss. Do it, please
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Coral: What's your body count?
PC: Sexually or as in people I've killed?
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