"Wait, what's going on?"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, I'm not in, like 70% of this story. Probably closer to the end of it."

"Then why tell it to me?"

"Because you said that you want to hear everything, this is important to the story so this is part of everything."

"Ugh! I really hope we can get this over with."

"So do I- anyways! On with the show!"