advertising  their dirty white-washey

multi-national company badmashi

showing their colours true

serving up such a dubious brew

they are the real insidious daag

a stain on the nation - arrey bhaagh

they stink of a bleached-out goli

they can't stand the diversity of holi

holier-than-thou porkies they tell

hoping their foul message to sell

lever their uni products straight to hell

only a boycott will ring their death knell

question their very own toxic waste

irritants and environ pollutant baste

the nation will express its discerning distaste

to make them money the wise will not haste

to taint that prophet  they would never dare

as they want on their body a head to wear

such are the veils of deceit - it's high time to tear

so let them seek their profits ...elsewhere!