Yoongi's POV

"And then she ran to her car and gave herself a shot or something. I don't really know but it was just weird. Something was wrong with her." I poke my food with my chopsticks. Jin invited me over for dinner tonight. So here I am sitting at a table with eight people. The boys and I, and Leah, who isn't really my friend just a coworker. I could care less to be honest, but whatever.

"Yah! Stop playing with your food, that's Taehyung's job!" Jin scolds me and I finally take a bite out of the meal he made. I look up to see Taehyung with two spoonfuls of rice making them talk to each other before he puts both of them in his mouth. I roll my eyes and go back to my food.

"Calm down hyung, Yoongi's just confused right now. He went through a lot today." Namjoon pats my shoulder and I give him a small smile.

"Thanks, Namjoon, everything is just really stressful at the moment. I'm going to have to work twice as much now to get that money." Jungkook looks at me and smiles brightly.

"Maybe we could help you out with the money hyung."

"No this is my problem, I can do it myself." I refuse their help because I don't want them to get into this mess.

"Then how are you supposed to get that money in time if we don't help you hyung?" Jimin asks. Leah, who is sitting next to Jin, looks up at me.

"Maybe Bang Si-Hyuk could give you a little extra money." She suggests as Jin's eyes widen.

"How are you so smart Leah?" He shakes her shoulders as she sits back in her chair all smug.

"I know, I'm a genius, your welcome."

Ugh, she's so full of herself. No wonder she's friends with Jin.

"I'm sure Bang Si-Hyuk won't mind bringing up the amount you get on payday." Namjoon points out.

"I don't know, I don't really want to look pathetic." I heavily sigh as I shovel some more chicken in my mouth, trying to forget all of my problems and focus on the wonderful flavors of the meal Jin made.

"You won't look pathetic, things happen sometimes. I'm sure he will understand." Leah spoke up.

"I mean, I guess I'll ask him at work tomorrow." I shrugged my shoulders and rubbed my temples.

"Yah! Enough with the financial issues!! Let's enjoy ourselves." Jin smiles at everyone and we all began to stuff ourselves with all food possible until there is nothing left.

"Ugh. I feel like I'm about to explode. I've had way too much chicken, I think I'm starting to become one." Leah giggles while looking at her stomach. Taehyung nodded at her and starts to flap his arms up and down.
"I think I feel the chicken getting to me. Puk puk PUKAAAK!!" Taehyung starts flapping around the room while making chicken noises causing Jimin to choke on his drink, water shooting out his nose. I grimace in disgust at the water going across the table and onto Jungkook's face. I then hear a windshield wiper laugh and I look up to see Jin dying in his seat, slapping his thigh as he falls backward. Suddenly Leah gets up to Join Taehyung.

"PUK PUK PUKAAK!!" The chicken duo shouts, flapping around the table as complete chaos erupts. Dinner at Jin's can never be normal.

I notice Namjoon trying to hold Jungkook back from prancing onto Jimin while he cowers in his seat, swishing his chopsticks back and forth for protection. I look over to Hoseok, I can see Taehyung and Leah trying to convince him to join the dark side.

Not my Hobi.

I stand up immediately and I push Tae and Leah away from Hoseok. I cradle Hobi in my arms while glaring at the 'chickens'.

"Don't bring him into your nonsense."  Leah and Tae frown but they go back to what they were doing, eventually flapping into the living room and out of sight. Hobi pokes my arm and I release him. He frowns and crosses his arms while I look at him in utter confusion.

"Why are you upset? I saved you from those idiots." He just looks at me and pouts his lips.

"I wanted to be a chicken." He then starts to flap his arms and sprints into the living room."PUK PUK PUKAAAK!!"

I sigh and pinch the bridge of my nose. I look over at the watered table to see Namjoon with napkins trying to help Jimin clean, Jungkook watching Jimin with a deadly glare. But I can't find Jin. I go over to where Jin was sitting, he's still on the floor but he's asleep. I kneel down towards Jin and gently shake his wide shoulders.

"YAH! WAKE UP JIN!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!!" I scream into his ears, his eyes widen and he screams before pulling a spatula out of nowhere and hitting me with it. Suddenly everything goes black.

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"Is he dead?"

"I don't know, maybe."

"Jin did you kill him with the spatula I just bought you?"

"Hey it's the perfect tool for the job but I don't think he's dead."

"What do you mean he's not dead? Look his eyes are closed!"

"Tae he's not dead he just passed out from the impact he'll wake up soon. See? He's breathing."

"Oh yeah. Hehe your right."

"What are we gonna do with the body?"

"He's not dead Leah!"

"Hey, I'm not planning on getting locked up today. Oh no no not yet. I still wanna buy a golden sausage."

"Why a golden sausage? Is that even a thing?"

"Hey don't judge me! I can dream."

"Yah! I think he's moving."

"Ahhh!! Kill it he's a zombie!!"

I groan and press on my forehead, rubbing on the sore spot trying to get rid of it.

"Oh nuu I'm not ready to die I didn't even get my golden sausage!"

"Yah shut up! I'm not a zombie!" I shout and sit up while holding my head. I still feel incredibly dizzy but I shrug it off and open my eyes to see a bunch of idiots surrounding me.

"What happened? Why am I on the floor surrounded by you fools?" Everyone points to a red-faced Jin scratching the back of his neck while chuckling nervously.

"You uh startled me and I hit you with a spatula, but hey on the bright side it was an expensive spatula. So think of it like I just hit you with money." Jin smiles at me, I roll my eyes and stand up from the hard floor.

"Well I don't feel like going home so I'm sleeping on your couch, don't bother me." I go towards the living room but Jin stops me.

"What about work clothes for tomorrow?"

"I'll just borrow some stuff from Hoseok."

"Okay."

I nod and make my way towards the couch, I hop onto the couch face first. I sigh and make myself comfortable. Just as I was getting ready to fall asleep, I hear Leah complaining to Jin.

"Jin! Where is the blender?"

"I'm not telling you!"

"Why not?"

"Because you'll do something bad with it!"

"No, I won't!"

"Yes, you will!"

"No, I won't! Where is it!?"

"Fine! It's on top of the fridge!"

"Thanks, Jin! Tae and I are going to blend his diamond Gucci slides and see what happens when we snort it! Bye!"

I suddenly hear running and giggling.

"No Leah come back! Don't do that!"

A door slams and a loud sigh of defeat is heard.

Welp, curiosity killed the cat and it's probably going to kill those idiots.

I finally drift off to sleep.

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I hadn't posted in a while cause I was sick but I'm all better now so I hope you enjoyed this unusual chapter! Much love and appreciation!

~ Chimsy