(Y/n)'s POV

"Oi! Tobi GET BACK HERE!!!" Deidara yelled as he chased Tobi around the base once again.

"Deidara, what has Tobi done this time?" I asked.

"HE BROKE MY ART!" He accused. I sighed.

"Tobi did you break Deidara's stuff again?" I asked loudly so the baka heard me. Tobi ran into the living room.

"YEAH BUT TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI PROMISES!!!" He said.

"Tobi, you know that Deidara hates it when you break his stuff."

"Tobi did it on accident!!!"

"But you broke it-"

"TOBI I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS, HM!" Deidara interrupted. He began chasing Tobi around the base... again...

"DEIDARA, CHASING TOBI AROUND ISN'T GOING TO FIX ANYTHING!" I yelled.

"I'M GOING TO CATCH HIM AND MAKE HIM PAY, YEAH!" Deidara yelled back.

"BITCH AND BASTARDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M TRYING TO PERFORM A RITUAL YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!" Hidan yelled from his room. '-and this is when I go to my room and leave everything to the guys.' I sighed and left to go to my room. As I walked in, my eyes met with Tobi's swirly mask. My eye twitched.

"Tobi... what are you doing... in my room...?" I asked him, as an evil aura surrounded me.

"T-Tobi needs a hiding place!!!" Tobi said as he waved his hands in front of himself defensively. I looked at him puzzled, but calmed down soon after, knowing that it was just typical for Tobi to do something like that.

"...You're lucky you're my favorite." I told the man-child. "Hurry up and find your hiding spot, or I'm telling Deidara that you're in here." He sighed in relief, quite overdramatically, and hid in the closet. I lay on my bed.

"Oh, so we're playing hide-and-seek now, hm?!" Deidara asked loudly, in the other room. "Don't worry! Once I find you, I'm going to MAKE YOU PAY!" I could hear Tobi wimper a little.

"Tobi, it's alright, I won't let Deidara hurt you. At least, I won't let him hurt you too bad." I whispered. A few seconds pass, and I hear a hard knock on the door. Probably Deidara. I stood up from my bed, and before opening the door, telling Tobi to be quiet. "Hey, Deidara. What's up?"

"Do you know where Tobi went?" I shook my head. Deidara squinted at me. "You sure he's not in here...?" I nodded.

"Yep. I'm pretty sure."

"Hm." Deidara left, closing the door behind him. I waited before speaking to Tobi.

"...Are you gonna be hiding forever, or what?" I crossed my arms.

"W-well what else will Tobi do? He doesn't want to get beat up by Deidara." I didn't even know Tobi could speak quietly. Wow.

"I don't know, actually." I walked to my dresser and opened my safe with all my chocolate, deciding that I wanted to be nice and give Tobi some. I grabbed a few Hershey kisses and tossed them in Tobi's lap. "Enjoy." I said lazily. I plopped myself on my bed, putting my hands behind my head and closing my eyes. Man, I'm bored... Tobi finished up the chocolate I lended to him and walked up to my bed, poking the side of my face.

"(Y/n)-chan!" Tobi whispered. "Hey (Y/n)-chan!" I turned my head to face Tobi.

"What is it this time, Tobi?" I asked.

"Tobi's bored." He stated, wanting me to entertain him.

"Sorry, Tobi, not my responsibility to keep you occupied." I said as I turned my head back to facing the ceiling.

"Aw, but (Y/n)-chan!" Tobi pouted. Deidara slammed the door open.

"AHAH! I KNEW HE WAS IN HERE!!! It's obvious, anyways, but I'VE GOT YOU NOW, TOBI!" He yelled. Deidara grabbed Tobi by the collar of his cloak and walked to his room.

"Hey, don't overdo it, Dei." I said. Deidara groaned.

"FINE!" He shouted back. Well now I have no one to talk to... besides myself, of course. Wonder if there's anything I can do around the base? I thought to myself.

...

"I have to clean your room? Out of everyone's rooms I could clean, it has to be yours? Ugh." I complained. I had to clean Hidan's room, which was filled with dried blood, Jashin symbols, and trash everywhere. Kisame heard my complaining and came to see what the problem was.

"I sure am glad I'm not you. I wish you luck." He chuckled. I sighed and got to cleaning. Hidan's room is so filthy... Kakuzu's lucky he doesn't have to share a room with Hidan anymore, he has his own room now. I can see why he wanted it so badly, too, ya can't really blame him. I got to cleaning. While I was, I thought about some things. I pretty much shipped everyone with someone else in the base, like Tobi and Deidara. Those two... they're definitely a match. Hidan likes Kakuzu, I think. I don't see them often when I'm out of my room. And the carrot... I don't really think he likes anybody. Itachi and Kisame love each other FOR SURE, nothing can change my mind. Zetsu is shipped with, well, the plants. I'm almost 100 percent sure Deidara's a tsundere for Tobi. His reactions are priceless, when I tell him.