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[Cue Yoongi's voice narration]

Wait, wait, wOAh what the hELL why am I the one narrating this shit...?  You do realize I'm like the last person to-

*wacking sound in the background, Yoongi yelps*

Okay, fINE stop kickin' my ass, whatever, let's keep this story simple cuz I ain't repeating this story again so y'all better pay attention.

*clears throat dramatically* Once upon a damn time, there was this magical drop of sun from the sky that fell on the earth. Thus, growing a magical bling bling flower.  Apparently, the flower is said to be able to heal the body and prevent aging and stuff.  Don't ask me how I know.  Back then it was just a myth that somehow spread across the village.

Of course, there were people who searched for this so-called magical abracadabra-glitter-in-your-face flower.  And, as it turns out, the flower was indeed real when a lucky fellow named Kim Seokjin discovered the flower in the deep forest.   Happily, the man danced in joy.  Thus, realizing the flower's magic blooming from his dance.  From that, he immediately felt the tiny wrinkles in his face, the pimples, the zits, all disappear from his skin like they were never there.  Nobody could believe that Seokjin, a middle-aged man, had aged backward into a young and handsome teenager.  Flawless skin, clear eyes, and dark rich brown hair.

However, Seokjin was also a greedy fellow as he kept the flower to himself.  Desperate to keep the beauty in him, Jin had no other way but to hide the flower from others reach.  And so, the existence of the magical flower had never been revealed ever for several years.

Meanwhile, one night, the queen of the village got very ill and was unfortunately pregnant as well.  There was completely no hope and none of the doctors found a cure to her sickness.  Hence, the palace men searched the village for the well known "magical healing flower".  What could they say?  It was their last hope for the queen.  

It wasn't long before they found the flower, uncovering Jin's hiding techniques.  They took it from Jin without realizing and immediately used the flower to make the medicine for the queen to take.  With relief, the queen instantly healed.  To add on, the prince was born healthy and alive and all that.

His name was Jung Hoseok. Which basically means "sunshine" in a language I just made up. Y'all can thank me later.

In fact, the prince was born with a unique magical power where he brought happiness and joy from dancing. Those that were around him were said to instantly heal when seeing that vibrant smile as well as those powerful moves. It was as if the boy was the sun itself bringing sunshine to the throne as they said. Though, throughout all those years, no villager outside the palace has ever met the prince before.  Only words of the prince's mysterious power as well as his glowing red hair and dashingly bright smile.  Despite so, everything was perfect for the Jung throne.

Meanwhile, that guy Jin was devastated and furious that the throne stole his flower and whatnot.  He hated the feeling of his wrinkles coming back as well as his other flaws.  He hated that he wasn't perfect and young and handsome.

So, from hatred and sickening desperation, the bastard kidnapped Hoseok one night.

And the palace never found the prince ever again.

To be honest, Jin never planned to raise the boy. But, to keep the beauty in his face, he had no other way but to take the boy in his arms and raise him in a castle hidden deep in the forest. Somehow, Jin's motherly nature came to play and that allowed him to take care of Hoseok with gentle care.  He also eventually found a way to use the boy's powers by letting the boy dance every day to the music.  Thus, allowing the prince to somehow glow and Jin turning back to his young and handsome self.

However, Jin was an overprotective guardian as well as he made Hoseok promise him to never leave the castle.  Of course, scared that someday... the prince would find out where he truly belonged.  Hence, he made no doors for the castle and the only entrance was the window.  

And please don't ask me how the hell did Jin get out of the castle if there wasn't that long ass hair from Rapunzel.  I don't care how the hell did he get out of that damn castle he just does and then comes back.

Joking.  Little did any of the Jung family know, little Hoseok's magical powers also allowed him to control the growth of greenery by his own will.  Hence, he was able to grow vines around the sides of the castle for Jin to climb up.

Luckily, in order to find the prince, the queen and king decided to host a dance party every year to celebrate Hoseok's birthday as dancing had been Hoseok's favorite hobby.  Hopefully, it would lead their son to find his way back from the catchy hip hop dance songs.

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And then, you have me.

Min Suga, Genius.  Those two words should be enough.

*another wacking sound followed by Yoongi's high pitched yelp again*

OW OKAY OKAY geez *clears throat*.  Basically, I'm a thief.  I work with two idiots; Jungkook and Taehyung.  They basically look similar and act the same dumb self so I'm assuming they're brothers but I don't really care.  They probably see me as their crime partner or whatnot but I honestly don't give a fuck bout that either.  

You see, I just wanna live my life simple.  Get that money, and then get out.  It's really as simple as that.

And y'all may ask, what does a literal street thief like me have anything to do with the story I just told you?  Well, you're about to find out for yourself....

...cause I'm tired and my ass gotta take a nap now, okay?

*Yoongi yeets off* BYEEEE

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[Greetings!~ It's ya authornim here.]

[I hope y'all like the story so far.  It's a little twist from the original Tangled story.  In this version, Hoseok is able to grow greenery instead of Rapunzel's long hair.  But, otherwise, they both have the power of healing and whatnot.]

[Also, the snapchat baby filter is really the best thing that's ever happened.  Similar enough vibe to baby Rapunzel? ^^ (baby Hoseok puffing his cheeks uwu!)]