ㅤ ㅤ ❪ 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗔. ❫ㅤ Seiyuu Academy 𝗠𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦 #𝟬𝟭.
SEIYUU ACADEMY: EPISODE ONE EXTRA.
SEIYUU ACADEMY MYSTERIES.
a special program by HANNAH YUXIN CHEN and YOON JIHYEON ALICE.
NOTE: THE UNDERLINED TEXT IS THE VOICEOVER FROM WHOEVER IS HOLDING THE CAMERA IN THAT MOMENT.
TEXT IN [BRACKETS] IS A NOTE FROM KYU, THE TRANSLATOR, TO HELP THE READERS UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED ON CAMERA. FOR IMAGINATION PURPOSES.
SEIYUU ACADEMY.
IT IS A... HUH... A PLACE... WELL, SCRAP THAT!
IN SEIYUU ACADEMY, 39 NUGUS ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO ESCAPE NUGUDOM BY FORMING AN UNCONVENTIONAL GROUP WHICH WILL PROMOTE BOTH IN JAPAN AND SOUTH KOREA...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT. I ALREADY DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. SCRATCHING MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK...
WELL...! DURING THIS EXPERIENCE, ALL 39 STUDENTS WILL SHARE DORMS AND CLASSES... IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, WHO KNOWS WHAT MYSTERIES ARE AWAITING US?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ [smiling timidly as she chuckles] Why are you focusing the frame on me, Hannah?
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Because you're so pretty! We'll lure in so many viewers if I do this, trust me!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ If you say so! [laughs] What's today's mystery?
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ ...
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ ... I thought you'd have an idea in mind?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Oh... I didn't prepare anything, but... Mhm...
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ We could ask around! I'm sure the other students can tell us about the mysterious things going on here!
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ That's such a good idea, Alice! Let's go!
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ ... Wait, let's go where?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ How about we go to our class's training room? KYUHYUNG let us off saying we had a break, after all...! So I think the same applies to the others!
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ That sounds like a plan! Let's go.
AND SO, HANNAH AND ALICE REACH CLASS TWO'S TRAINING ROOM.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ [trying to hold in a laugh] I-I'm sorry, but if you continue with this voiceover I'll start laughing-
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ OK, OK... I'm sorry!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Hellooooooo~!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Welcome back. What are you two doing?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Oh, nothing much! We just wanted to know if anyone knew any mystery Hannah and I could solve...!
EDEN SEOK [CLASS TWO] ━ Does the reason why AHN JUNYONG is absolutely insufferable count as a mystery?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ That sounds more like you should get a couple therapist, I say...
GO SUBIN [CLASS TWO] ━ How about we find out who's the tallest student?
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ That's a bit basic, I think... And it's surely OSCAR from CLASS ONE, that dude is a giant.
SUNG JUNSOO [CLASS TWO] ━ Well, well! Mystery, you said?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ [grabbing JUNSOO by his shoulders] You know anything, Junsoo!?
SUNG JUNSOO [CLASS TWO] ━ I do, yes! How about you find out whether EGUCHI-sunbaenim actually brought alcohol at school? I'd like a bottle of whatever he has in the teacher's room~
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ I do not like this idea.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ I love it!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ [sighs] Junsoo, no. Don't give Alice weird ideas!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ You're so boring, Kyuhyung! Don't say that! We need to solve the school's mysteries, after all...!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ ... Good luck then, I guess...? Don't get caught, please, or I'll be the one responsible. [he says as he starts drinking his water]
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Mhm... Why not coming with us, then!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ HUH.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ DID YOU HAVE TO SPIT YOUR WATER ON MY CAMERA.
PARK JUNO [CLASS TWO] ━ ... Are you OK, Kyuhyung?
SUNG JUNSOO [CLASS TWO] ━ I think that's a no, girlies~!
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ No shit, Sherlock.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Hannah!
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ I don't think it's a good idea, Alice...
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Pfff, what nonsense! We just need to find someone who's willing to cover us there. Who wants to help us out...!
EDEN SEOK [CLASS TWO] ━ Nuh uh.
MONDAY HAN [CLASS TWO] ━ I'm sorry...!
CHOI MINGYU [CLASS TWO] ━ No way in hell.
PARK JUNO [CLASS TWO] ━ I wouldn't know what to do, so...
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Wow, thanks...
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ See... It's not a good idea! We should look for another mystery instead... Why are you staring at him like that, Alice?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Hehe.
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ ... I don't like what that laugh implies.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Alice, n-
[THE SCREEN TURNS BLACK AS A LOUD THUD IS HEARD!?]
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Remind me why we're here again.
WE'RE CURRENTLY IN FRONT OF THE TEACHERS' ROOM !
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ We should at least be hiding somewhere!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ I figured that would be riskier! Let's just ask directly whether we're allowed in or not.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Do you want the staff to insult us? It seems like the "HAO" dude has an obsession for that...
"HAO" [STAFF] ━ "HAO" dude? Seriously?
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Eek! Don't sneak behind us like that, please!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Hi hi, "HAO"! Can you let us in the TEACHERS' ROOM, please? [bats her eyelashes cutely]
"HAO" [STAFF] ━ ... I think I'm not supposed to do that, but I don't care enough to check the staffs' manual so I'll just let you in... [with a forced smile] Though I must say, if you get caught and you have to snitch, say it was "HOON" or I will haunt you for the rest of your lives.
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ ...
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Of course! You're the best! Thank you so much!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ [scared for his life] Let's get done with this as soon as we can...
KYUHYUNG IS SUCH A COWARD...
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Hannah, enough with the voiceover.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ ... OK.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ [laughs] Please, help me find his desk!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ OK, OK. This is SEULGI-sunbaenim's desk, so leave it alone... Oh! Found it.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Oh! Amazing, Kyuhyung! Can you look for what D.O-sunbaenim mentioned?
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Can I take the camera? I'm not pulling anything out of here... We shouldn't be here already, so let's just verify if it's there.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Good idea. Don't break it, though!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Let's be honest here, do you expect KYUHYUNG to break it? Between us three, he's the least likely to do that!
IT'S DIFFICULT TO LOOK THROUGH EGUCHI-SUNBAENIM'S DRAWERS WITH A CAMERA IN ONE HAND...
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Have you found anything?
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ No... Why does he need so many drawers? There's so many papers...
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Huh? What is that?
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Oh! A figure of the school's mascot. I wonder if they give them out... It'd look cute next to my succulents.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Succulents?
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Oh, yes! I have a few at home.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Oh, I see... Feel free to show us a pic!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Quick! Let's continue our search!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Wow, EGUCHI-sunbaenim really can't clean his desk... Magazines, grading grids, beer...
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ ... BEER.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ SO IT WAS TRUE AFTER ALL.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Is it in bottles or cans?
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Cans. Let me zoom in a bit for the camera...
HOW THE HELL DID HE THINK HE'D FOOL US. NO WAY SOMEONE ASKED HIM TO BRING THIS MANY CANS OF BEER.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ [chuckling] How come KYUHYUNG's voiceover is even funnier than mine?
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ He seems to be just as invested as us!
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ ... Do you think we could take some to CLASS TWO? We're all adults...
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ This was a fun experience, but I don't think we should take anything...
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ [bats eyelashes cutely] Pleeeeeeeeeease KYUHYUNG~!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ ... A mother doesn't go against her own children. [sighs] Pick two each, I'll keep the camera.
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Four cans in total?
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ Three for us and one for JUNSOO since he asked for "whatever he has". Any more than that and it'll be too noticeable... Quick, let's go!
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ It's true, everyone!
SHIN ARIN [CLASS TWO] ━ ... You three really went there to verify?
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ Yes, we did... JUNSOO, here. [throws the beer can]
SUNG JUNSOO [CLASS TWO] ━ ... Didn't the old man have whiskey? Or something stronger?
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ I will strangle you with my bare hands if you dare say anything more than that.
SUNG JUNSOO [CLASS TWO] ━ [opening his can] Thanks for the beer, HANNAH~!
JUNSOO'S ENEMIES COUNTER: 2.
YOON JIHYEON ALICE [CLASS TWO] ━ Ah, so refreshing! A beer after a successful mission feels so good. Thank you again, KYUHYUNG!
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ ...
NAM KYUHYUNG [CLASS TWO] ━ [smiling, genuinely] You're welcome.
[WITH A DRAMATIC FRAME TYPICAL OF THE END OF AN ANIME (IF NOT FOR THE LACK OF SUNRISE ON THE BACKGROUND), KYUHYUNG'S BACK IS SHOWN AS HE DRINKS HIS CAN OF BEER NEXT TO ALICE AND HANNAH.]
[LET'S IGNORE EGUCHI-SUNBAENIM LOOKING AT THEM WITH A POUT FROM OUTSIDE THE ROOM. DAMN GIRLS, HE SAW YOU...]
HANNAH YUXIN CHEN [CLASS TWO] ━ I sure hope that if Mnet ends up streaming this, we won't have that ugly outro made on ALICE's phone.
[I HAVE HORRIBLE NEWS FOR YOU, HANNAH.]
THIS IS ALL FOR SEIYUU ACADEMY MYSTERIES TODAY. STAY TUNED TO DISCOVER OTHER MYSTERIES WITH US, HANNAH AND ALICE !
SUNG JUNSOO [CLASS TWO] ━ What the fuck, man... This beer sucks!
FEVEN'S CORNER !!!
I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS... Damn girl, I should do it more often! (I will, indeed, do it more often).
This will not be the only recurrent extra segment, though. You'll see what I mean quite soon, I hope...? 😁
I was also meant to add KYUHYUNG in an extra edit for this chapter but my laptop is gone until tonight (🕊️) and I couldn't wait to upload so... here we are 👍 this is also the reason why you have that shitty edit to announce the mystery is solved BUT IT'S FUNNY so I'll keep it for the next part too, maybe...!
Hope you had fun. 😁
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