feed the news or news feed

never was level the seen screed

what to pad, porn and padding

free to write is just a cladding 

louche liberal just bin laden

people the alphabet creed

resist not the baying lead

mount the cannon, the canon blast

name your ' -archy', you in fame be fast 

recommend reads with smoking shots

wattpad wants readers to get the hots

ambassadors what do they care

just increase their write-shite share.