"Kuso we need to have a talk." Dad said coming in. 

Oh brother. I had just lit a cigarette. I like smoking. It made me feel calmer. 

"Ghay! What are you doing young man?" Dad asked. 

I glared at him. He immediately bit his tongue.

There's nothing to talk about.

"Nothing to talk about?? You literally got whipped! Are you a prostitute??" Dad asked. 

Kinda.

"What?? Who's that crazy guy that was whipping and then kissing you?" Dad said. 

You know his name. Besides not the first time he's kissed me. 

"Wait, now you're saying you're sleeping with him??" Dad said. 

Already doing that.

"Kuso what happened to you??" Dad said. 

I let out a breath. 

Nothing good. 

"This has gone too far. You need to quit." 

Sorry can't.

"What do you mean you can't?"

Long story.

"Ku! I made you dinner." Mom said bringing it up.

I felt my phone buzz. I take it out. Oh god. It's a text from Valentino. It basically said meet me in my room and put on something nice. By put on something 'nice' he means dress like a whore. Which I already am in. I take off my shirt. 

"Kuso where are you going? I made dinner." Mom said. 

I have to go to Valentino's. 

"He's gonna kiss you again?" Dad said. 

More than that.

Mom and Dad both fainted.