"Baby why'd you shoot me in the arm?"

I'm done with this bullshit. Get a different whore.

"Really baby? After all I've done for you?"

What you've done to me?! You've raped and hurt me! Not just me, my family and friends!

"You don't have any friends. You've only had nuisances."

That's where you're wrong. The worst nuisance in my life is you. 

I pointed my gun at him. He pulled out the souls. Good thing I can laport it. Laport. The gun switched with the souls. It turns out that I didn't plan ahead. Valentino put a bullet in my chest. I probably should not have laported the gun.

I wince. Well, I had to run. It won't be a problem. Well, I didn't think it would be a problem, but then Valentino shot me in the leg at a critical position. I needed a different plan. I transformed myself into a small bird. I flew rapidly away from him.

I met up with Trooty who was still committing mass murder. Heads were flying everywhere. There was like a river of blood. 

"I haven't had this much fun in 500 years!" Trooty yelled stabbing a dude. 

I transformed back into my human form. There were still 2 bullets in me. Oh well, at least I got the souls. 

"We should probably leave." I say. 

"You talk?!" Trooty asked. 

I use clairvoyance to see Valentino. He's coming with an army. I grab Trooty's hand, and I run.