The car ride to the mall was quiet and a bit boring but Wendy started up a conversation as she was getting bored of the silence as she drove the vehicle. "So Tolkien, how much money do you exactly have on your person?" She asked curiously, this is a question almost any person would ask a rich guy.

"Uh, about $50,000 in total," Tolkien answered, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. "Wow, talk about a real sugar daddy." Wendy giggled, earning a glare from her boyfriend Stan. "Wait, how did you get that kind of money?" Stan questioned, even though he could probably guess what the answer would be. "Allowance for helping father around with the farm." He answered.

You were too preoccupied with scrolling through your phone and checking social media because you may or may not be obsessed. Suddenly, your phone vibrates and a notification pops up. It was from Kenny. You opened your messaging app and saw that Kenny had sent you a picture of a selfie of him and Karen. He had a goofy smile on his face while Karen had her casual innocent expression. The picture made you smile.

"What's with the smile, Y/n?" Tolkien who was seated right beside you asked. "Nothing just Kenny..." You trailed off. "Oh, I see." Soon enough you finally arrived at the mall and Wendy parked her car. "Awww, you and Kenny are just the cutest! Can I be the bridesmaid when you two get married?" Wendy gushed and you blushed at her reaction. Marriage and settling down with a certain perverted blonde was something you hadn't thought about yet. But it's a possibility loved. You hope that reality will become real one day.

"Wendy, I haven't thought about marriage yet we're still in high school. But yeah if I get married to Kenny then yes you can be the bridesmaid." You told her which caused a huge grin to appear on her face. "Great! Can't wait till then!" She exclaimed. Just then the four of you got out of the car and walked into the mall.

Pop music and the chatter of passersby filled the atmosphere. People walk and talk among themselves. All the shops seemed quite expensive but not really that much. But that's probably why Wendy brought Tolkien along so that he could lend money whenever we ran out of our own. It's nice to have a rich guy as a friend sometimes. But you couldn't help but feel guilty using Tolkien as a bank.

"Tolkien, are you sure you're fine with us just using you as a bank? I mean I know you're rich as fuck and all but I still can't help but feel guilty about it." You told him quietly. He looked at you and gave you a reassuring smile. "No worries Y/n, I have about $50.000 in my wallet and about a billion on my credit card. There's nothing to worry about. It's not like I'll go bankrupt." Tolkien reassured you, a kind smile on his face. He really is such a nice guy.

"Anyways where are we going first?" Stan asked looking around the mall, probably searching for anything that caught his eye. "How about we get something to eat first?" You suggested. "Like McDonald's?" Stan asked, his eyes lighting up and a grin spread across his face. You all agreed.

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The four of you went inside the McDonald's and found a seat. "Alright, I guess I'll be the one ordering the food?" Tolkien asked and Wendy nodded in response. "Here, I'll write down what everyone wants," Wendy said as she took out a notebook and pencil. Everyone told her their orders and she wrote them down including her own. She ripped the page out of her notebook and gave the list to Tolkien.

With that, he got up and went to the cashier to order and then returned to his seat soon after. "So Y/n, gonna go over to Kenny's after this?" Wendy asked, looking over at you. "I don't know, probably not." You shrugged and just then what looked to be a walking towel come up with a tray of the food you ordered. "What the- Towlie?" Stan asked in surprise. "Oh hi, Stan." The towel greeted as it er- he, she(?)-(you weren't going to assume a damn towel's gender) placed the tray down.

All you did was just stare at the towel, you never actually met or really seen a towel that walks and speaks before. "I thought you were working with my dad?" Stan question. "Sorry, I'm a little high right now. I don't know what's going on" Towlie stated. "Of course, you are always high," Tolkien commented. "Wow, never seen a drug-addicted towel before." You said, Towlie glared at you.

"You're a towel!" Towlie shouted at you angrily. "Last time I checked, I'm a human, not a towel." You argued back. Towlie muttered some curse words as he walked away from the table. "Okay, how the fuck have I never seen him around before?" You questioned, looking Stan straight in the eyes.

"I don't know man why are you asking me?" He asked as he got his food from the tray. "Well, you seem to know a lot about him," You said, grabbing my f/f. "Well, all I know is that he's a drug-addicted towel and got my Gamesphere taken away by fucking Tynacorp." Stan said as he took a bite out of his burger. "Wait, that actually happened?" Wendy asked interested. "Yup," Stan replied. "Had to go through hell and back just to get it back." He added.

"How come you never told me about this!?" You exclaimed, glaring at Stan who simply shrugged. "You were out of town that week over in h/t, I didn't think you'd care if we told you about what happened when you got back." Stan replied. "Fair point." You mumbled.

It didn't take long for everyone to finish their food so you all exited the McDonald's and walked around for a bit to find a place to shop in. "Hey! We should go to Victoria's Secret!" Wendy exclaimed as she pointed towards the store. "I'm not going to Victoria's Secret." You sighed, rolling your eyes. "Why not? You should get a thong, you'd look cute in it babe~" A familiar voice said from behind, making you jump and turn around only to be met with the sight of a certain blue-eyed, blonde pervert.

"Kenny?! When the hell did you get here?" You asked as Kenny came closer, taking a step closer to you so that you both ended up being pressed against each other. "Just now," Kenny replied smirking. "Okay, but how'd you find us?"

"I have my ways~" He purred, and you rolled your eyes. "That doesn't really answer my question but okay." You said. "So it's a no on Victoria's Secret then?" Wendy asked with a disappointed tone. You nodded. Yeah, it's a no." You confirmed. You honestly had no idea why you wanted to be here. You were starting to regret even agreeing on coming here. You wanted to go home.

"I swear to god I'm gonna go off myself..." You said with a groan. "C'mon no you won't, not when I'm around," Kenny smirked. "Wanna bet? I will literally go buy some new bullets for my gun. I won't hesitate to put a fucking bullet through my skull." You retorted, flipping him off. Kenny only laughed but it stopped briefly. "Wait, you're not being serious are you...? I want to be the reason you killed yourself, that'll break me if you end up doing it." Kenny said in disbelief.

Your cheeks flushed red as you saw his sad puppy dog eyes, the cute expression made your heart skip a beat. Fuck, why does he have to be so cute? Why does he make you feel so fucking weak? Your mind raced with thoughts as you continued staring at him. "No, no, I'm not being serious. I was just... joking around. I would never kill myself, I know better than to do that. Besides I wouldn't even have the guts to pull a stunt like that." You said as you tried to calm yourself down.

Tolkien stood there awkwardly, Stan coughed, and Wendy just watched both you and Kenny with amusement.

"I would never is anything to myself, knowing how much it'd hurt you." You told Kenny, and he sighed in relief. Fuck, you couldn't help but feel embarrassed as passersby stared at you with concern in their eyes. But you ignored it as best as you could. This was so unnecessarily awkward. The unwanted attention you were receiving was overwhelming you.

You wanted to just disappear right then and there but sadly that's not how life works.

You really didn't want to be alive right now.

"Let's just go shopping," Wendy stated breaking the silence between the group. "Yeah, yeah let's do that. But seriously tho I need more bullets for my gun. Could we hit up the gun store? I'm getting a little bored here." You asked Wendy with a pleading look in your eyes. "You own a gun?" Tolkien asked, he looked confused.

"Yes I do, it's just a simple handgun though, not like I carry a rifle around." You answered. "It's still pretty badass though." Stan commented, Tolkien and Kenny nodded in agreement.

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"Aren't you a little bit too young to own a gun miss?" The cashier of the gun store asked as he scanned the container of bullets. "Isn't weird for a fully grown man to give a 17-year-old a container of bullets?" You questioned."Like c'mon it's South Park, why are you working concerned about little a teenage girl buying bullet?" You added, the man looked at you as though he were trying to solve a puzzle.

"Sorry I just moved here, I'm still getting used to how this town works. This town is really weird, I don't know why my wife wanted to move here." The man said, you paid him. the cash Tolkien gave you and the man handed you the bullets you bought for your handgun. "I don't know either, nor do I care. Thanks, sir." You said, thanking him for the bullets.

"You're welcome. By the way, you aren't planning to shoot your school up are you?" The man asked you turned to look at him in disbelief, you could hear Kenny trying to hold in his laughter. "Bruh, are you fucking serious? I don't even have the balls to do that." You said, and the man nodded. "Okay just making sure, you kids have fun now." He said, and with that, the five of you left the store.

"Fucking hell I feel so bad for that poor guy! I have a feeling this town is gonna traumatize him for life!" Kenny exclaimed, bursting out into laughter. "You're telling me..." Stan said, laughing along with him. "I mean it, I feel bad for him and his wife. As I said, South Park isn't the safest place." Kenny stated. "Very very true." You agreed, mentally recounting all of the most random ways you have died, this town was insane. But it was your home and you loved it.

Yet you hated it at the same time.

There was never a dull moment living in this town, it's never boring here. Shit happens every day But Stan is right this town isn't the safest. Anything can happen at any time And things can get chaotic.

"Where to next?" Wendy asked the group, snapping you out of your train of thought "Could we maybe go to the toy store or something? I wanna get my little sister something nice." Kenny questioned, and Wendy gushes in awe. She had no idea that Kenny had a little sister and that they were close. So of course she had to agree.

The rest of the day went smoothly, Kenny bought Karen a few new toys, Wendy bought some clothes, and Tolkien and Stan got some new video games. And with that Wendy dropped everyone off at home. Which you were thankful for because now you get to relax and don't have to worry about socializing.

Once you got to your room you hid the container of bullets you got somewhere in your closet and changed into something more comfortable. You then flopped down onto your bed, letting out an exhausted yawn. And just like that you passed out.

(A/n: I'm sorry for the short chapter, this really burnt me out so I apologize if it was a bit boring. But I hope you enjoyed it anyways even though nothing really happened. I promise that I'll try to make the next chapter longer and more interesting. Thank you for your patience ^^)