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Veer's office .

He was coming to ground floor from lift , lift about to get close but someone comes while running and stops the lift , and he is none other than Amritha ..

Veer : koun si floor Jani hai ??

Amritha: ground floor ..

Veer nods and press the button , lift starts ..

Amritha : ( to herself) puchu kya ?? Nahi nahi , math puch Amritha math puch ..

Veer : Ms brar ..

Am : ji sir ..

Veer : lunch karliye aapne ??

Am : nahi sir , abhi khana hai mujhe ..

Veer : will you give company to me ..

Am : sir ??

Veer : haan mere sare dosthon ne Navratri ka vrat rakha hai so , woh log bahar ka khana nahi khayengey , so mein akela hi lunch karne jara hunn toh kya aap mujhe company dengey ..

They reached ground floor till now ..

Am : matlab koi aur nahi hai isiliye mujhe puch rahe ho , varna mujhe puchte nahi hai na ??

Veer : ayisa nahi hai , mein toh ayise hi puch Raha hun. ..

Am : matlab just formality keliye puch rahe hai , aap dil se nahi puch rahe hai , hai na  .

Veer : arey yaar tum ladkiyon ki dimaag ithna tedi kyu hothi hai ?? Mein toh bus lunch keliye pucha tha ..

Am : ( smiling ) aur aap ladke ithna fattu kyu hothe ho ?! Anyways mein bhi vrat rakhi thi , agar aap chahte toh mere saath lunch kar sakte ho , waise bhi mein humesha do logon ki khana le aathi hunn , kyuki mein apni hisse ki khana kisi se share nahi Karthi. .

Veer was seeing with her with o face ..

Veer : did you just called me fattu ??

Immediately amritha but her tongue ..

Am : ab aap mere saath ayengey ya nahi ??

Veer : tum invite kar rahi ho ?? Ya dhamki ?!

Am : jo aap samje ..

Veer : ok aara hunn ( under the breath) yeh dono ithna similar kyu hai ??

Am : accha ab mein kuch puchu ??

Veer : haan pucho ..

Am : aap ko aapke pictures publish karne mein kya problem hai , matlab maine singhaniya group ki sari articles padi thi , par ek bhi jagah aapka koi 0hptos nahi hai , ayisa kyu ?? Koi problem hai ??  Aapka chehra ithna bhi bekaar nahi hai , thoda bahut handsome bhi ho , ( seeing hair ) Baal bhi safed nahi pade fhir kyu aap abhi tak ek bhi interview mein aapke photo publish ahi hone diye ..

Veer : tum tareef kar rahe ho ya bezzati ??

Am : mein toh sirf apni doubt clarify kar rahi hunn ..

Veer : tum mujhe stalk kar rahi ho ??

Immediately she turned her face to other side and hides her face with hair ..

Am : ayisa kuch nahi , mein kuch notes bana rahi thi , new project keliye , tabhi mein purana work dekhne keliye sari articles padi thi ..

Veer : ( trying to see his face ) tumhari chehra ko kya hua ??

Am : kuch nahi , ab chale khana khale ?? Bhook lagi hai mujhe ..

She left almost ran from there , he too shrugged his thoughts and followed her ...

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Sherghil office ..

Karan apna new clients ke saath deal final kar raha hai ..

Client : ok mr sherghil , kuch claws ko change karna hoga aapko , fhir hum agreement sign karengey ..

Karan : ok no problem faizi post lunch agreement prepare kardena ..

Faizi : teek hai. .

Client : mr sherghil and mr Siddiqui, why  won't you both join us for lunch ??

Karan : no mr jaiswal, hum dono ko bahar ka khana allowed nahi hai , you people carry on..

Client : ayisa kyu. 

" kyuki ki humare yaha navratri ke nou din bahar ka khana nahi khate , only homemade veg khana hi khate hai "

They all sees monu along with some servants who were carrying lunch box ..

Mr jaiswal: ohh then no problem, hum kisi resturant mein khana khake ayengey. .

Mo : nahi mr jaiswal, aap humare mehmaan hai , maa ne aap sab keliye bhi lunch bhejo thi ,, aapko bhi taste karwayengey ki Sherghil ghar ka khana ..

Faizi : yes mr jaiswal, humari mom bahut accha khana banathi hai , ek baar aapko bhi taste karna chahiye ..

Mo : arey faizi khana maa

Cut off by karan : Monami , meet mr jaiswal and mr jaiswal meet my wife Mrs Monami mahajan Sherghil..

Both mr jaiswal and monu shake there hands ..

Mo : ( to herself) lekin khana toh mein banayi thi , no problem acchi hi bani hogi , Prasad hai isiliye taste bhi nahi kar payi , ahhh subha se kuch nahi khayi thi , abhi karan ke saath bhait kar khaungi ..

She goes to wash area to wash her hands and comes back after cleaning her hands but to her surprise, everyone were doing their lunch without waiting for her , servants were serving food for everyone..

Mo : ( in mind ) kaisa pati hai mera ?? Ek baar bhi biwi ki yaad nahi aayi , ek baar bhi pucha nahi ki maine khana khayi ya nahi , chapadganju kahika..

Faizi : bhabhi aapne khana khayi ??

Monu about to say something but karan again cut offed her in btw ..

Karan : Kya baat kar rahe ho faizi , monu abhi tak Bina khana khaye kaise reh sakthi hai , it's already 2 pm , abhi tak kum se kum 3 baar kha chuki hogi ..

Aur woh monu ko tease karne laga , little did he know, he is digging his own pit ..

Mo : ( in mind ) haan meri mati mar gayi thi , jo yeh socha ki payi ke saath khana khaungi, huhhh iska toh meri mazaak idana ke alawa kuch nahi aata hai ..

Mr jaiswal: wahh mr sherghil sach mein khana bahut acchi hai, sach mein aapki biwi ki haath mein jaadu hai ..

Karan : arey mr jaiswal, yeh meri biwi na nahi meri mom ne banayi hai , aur yeh sab sari items mera favourite hai , isiliye mujhe pata jatha hai ..

Monu toh sirf karan ko hi good rahi thi ..

Faizi : bhabhi alteast dessert toh khalijiye ..

Monu sad face banake karan ko hi dekh rahi thi ..

Karan : haan haan khav varna humara pet dard hojayega ..

He chuckled seeing him again teasing her she kept silent bcoz clients bhi varna , acchese jawaab dedethi woh ..

Lunch karne ke baad sare clients waha se chale gaye , karan bhi apna haath do kar monu ke pass ajata hai ..

Monu abhi bhi karan ko ghoor rahi thi ..

Karan : kya hua ??

Mo : mom ne ithni acchi khana banayi thi na ?? Aapne thank you bola ??

Karan : nahi,,,, toh kya hua , abhi boldetha hunn..

He took out his phone and calls suhana , monu seeing him with a sarcastic smile ..

Su : ( in call ) haan karan bolo ..

Karan : mom , thank you so much, aapki haath ki khana is fantastic, clients bhi bahut kush hogaye hai , thank you mom ,, mann kar raha ki aapki haat ko kiss karu .

Su : accha , monu tumhare pass hai ??

Karan : haan meri bagal mein hi khadi hai ,, kyu mom ..

Su : toh uski haath ko chum lo kyuki aaj ki khana ussi ne banayi thi ..

Karan : mom ??

Su : haan aur sab se badi baat woh sab tumhara hi favourite cheesein, recipies ko internet se download karke , perfect ek ek Ingredient ko dyaan rakh kar kar rahi thi , kisi ka help bhi nahi ki thi , bichari subha se kitchen mein hi reh gayi thi , waise monu bhi khana khayi thi na ,

Karan : mom .. woh ...monu ..

Su : don't tell me ki tumhe usse fhir se tease Kiya hai , woh toh tumhare saath khana khaana chahthi thi isiliye office aayi thi ...

Monu gusse se ghoor kar waha se chali gayi ..

Karan : mom , aap phone rakhiye , mein baad mein call karta hunn ...

He too followed her ..

Karan : monu sorry rukho na ..

Monu just stared at him and angry glares at him ..

Karan : so ..sorry ..mujhe laga ki tum ... I am really sorry na rani sahiba galati hogayi mujhe ... Plz abhi Ghar chalo mein apna haathon se khana khilaunga plz ..

Mo : galthi ki na tumne ??

He just nodded in agreement..

Mo : toh be ready for punishment, tumne meri khana cheen liya na , ab tumhe bhuka nahi maarungi na toh meri bhi naam Monami nahi hai ...

Aur woh gusse se waha se chali gayi aur karan dhadaaam se sofa mein gair gaya ...

Time just passed away at night after finishing their work, everyone reached home ..

After completing puja everyone sat for dinner , sab dining table ke pass  bhait Gaye

Juhi : karan tum waha kyu khada auo saath bhaito ..

Mo : mom , karan ki pet karaab hogaya hai , woh dhupair kuch zyada khaliya tha    isiliye woh kuch khana nahi chahtha hai ..

Tension ki maare karan ki pet mein already chuhe bhaag rahe the ..

Deepak : toh aaj raat kuch math kho teek hojayega ...

Karan : ( in mind ) yeh toh chahtha hai ki mein bhook se mar jao ..

Mo : toh karan aapko kuch chahiye ??

Ithni respect sunke ki karan paseena paseena hogaya tha aur woh na mein sar hila Diya ...

Mo : very good ab jao aur so jao ...

Woh apna khud ko mentally ek tappad maarke room mein chala gaya , aur sone ka bahut try Kiya but bhook ki wajese unhe needh hi nahi aari thi ..

Thodi der baad unhe ayisa laga ki khane ki khushbu aari thi , woh utt ke dekha toh monu apne saamney bahut Sara khana lagake kha rahi thi , woh ayise kha rahi thi jaise koi chudail khana khari ho

Karan ke mind mein yehi song play horahi thi ..

Saja hai bhojanaalay, bhojan ka hai himaalay
Lagi hai bhuk jamake, khaaunga peth bharke
Saja hai bhojanaalay, bhojan ka hai himaalay
Lagi hai bhuk jamake, khaaunga peth bharke

Laddu laal pedha imarti naankataayi
Bundi son halawa rasgulla rasmalaayi
Kaala gulaabjaamun wa ha ha ha, khaaunga peth bharke
Saja hai bhojanaalay, bhojan ka hai himaalay
Lagi hai bhuk jamake, khaaunga peth bharke
Wa ha ha ha

Puri sabji chatani, aur ghee mein duba halawa
Dudh ki nadi hai, khir ka hai jalawa
Khana hai lajawab wa ha ha ha, khaaunga peth bharke
Saja hai bhojanaalay, bhojan ka hai himaalay
Lagi hai bhuk jamake, khaaunga peth bharke
Wa ha ha ha

Ped mithe mithe, phal ke bane pahad
Sharbati samandar aur aam ki achaar
Dahi hai bemisaal wa ha ha ha, khaaunga peth bharke
Saja hai bhojanaalay, bhojan ka hai himaalay
Lagi hai bhuk jamake, khaaunga peth bharke
Wa ha ha ha,  wa ha ha ha,  wa ha ha ha.

Karan toh heraan hogaya ki , ithni chuyi muyibsi ladki ithna khana kha sakthi hai , woh kabhi kahana ko dektha aur kabhi monu ko jo jamke khana kha rahi thi ,,  uss song mein ithne items the woh sare items monu ke saamney the , monu baaki sab chod kar sirf khana par dyaan de rahi thi ..

Karan ki pet mein ab chuhe kya , billi , kutta , sher , cheetha ,, dinosaur sab doudne lage , aur muhh mein paani aane laga ..

Woh deere se Jake Jake kuch khana Lena chahtha tha but monu dekh Li thi aur pura muhh mein khana dabake boli ..

Mo : kabardharagarmerekahanaparhaathlagatoh ..

Karan : kya??  mein samja nahi ..

Monu : ( after gulping the food ) khabardar meri khana ko haath bhi lagaya toh ,

Aur woh fhir se khane laga ..

Karan apna kismath par taras kha kar fhirse sone ki koshish karne laga ..

Karan : ( to himself) karan Sherghil , do baatein, pehli kisi ko bhi khane ki mamlein mein tease math karna , aur dusri , biwi ko galathi se bhi naraaz math karna ..

Aur woh ayise hi sogaya. 

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