Hai ...

Hello ...

Happy reading....

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Mumbai Airport ..

Flight landed in India ,, monu took her luggage and comes outside , just then her phone rings ..

Mo : haan bro , just now landed in India ..

Sid : good , ab ek kaam karo , Amritsar ki flight pakdo ..

Mo : no yaar flight journey is boring , mein train se Amritsar javungi ..

Sid : what , are you mad monu , train journey is not safe , tum bus flight mein jaa .

Mo : yaar Sid tumhe yaad hai na ek baar mummy papa ne bola ki un dono ki love story train journey mein hi shuru huyi hai , so i want to feel that experience, jiss train mein 27 years pehle mummy papa travel kiye they , aaj mein wahi train mein travel karna chahthi hunn ..

Paru bhi monu ke saath hi India aayi hai , to find her devdas , woh abhi monu ki haath mein ek cage mein thi , woh boli ...

Paru : kayi tumhari love story na shuru ho jaye ,

Mo : tum chup karo , zyada baatein math karo ..

Sid : accha sun , ek baar hand bag ki pehli zip khol de ..

Mo : ek minute ..

She opens the zip and sees a small Ganesh idol ..

Mo : gannu ji ..

Sid : ab mein tumhari saath nahi aaya na isiliye mere friend ko bhej diya , he will protect you from all evil things ..

Mo : thanks bro , ab mein phone rakhu ??

Sid : haan lekin teen baatein yaad rakho .. pehla , kisi se bewaja friendship math karna aur strangers se zyada baath math karna .., dusri kisi se bhi bewaja ladna math aur teesra most importantly kisi ki problems solve karne mein tum khud problems ko tumhari ghar invite math karna ..

Mo : accha ok ab mein phone rakhu ??

Sid : haan bye.

They ends the call , monu comes to outside and three taxi drivers round up her ..

Driver 1 : kaha Jana hai madam ..

Mo : central railway station..

Driver 1 : 25000 hogi ma'am ..

Driver 2 : arey yeh toh bahut zyada hai , madam chaliye mein aapko 20000 mein le javunga. .

Driver 3 : arey madam humare saath chaliye 18000 mein le jayengey ..

Mo : ithna mehnga , ( in tapri language) sala yaha se railway station jaane keliye 2000 se zyada naahi hogi , fhir ithna menhanga kayi bolre ho ? Ka samaj ke rakha hai humme , bus bahar hi hum angrez hai ander ka khoon India ki hai , ek minute mein abhi mein abhi police ko call karthi hunn ..

Woh teeno waha se bhaag jathey hai ..

Mo : ( to herself) accha huva woh Sid ka friend faizi ne yaha kaise handle karna hai sab batha diya varna kithni problem hojathi , but yeh faizi hai kaha ??

She sees time ..

Mo : chalo koi nahi mere paas address hai mein khud chali jaathi hunn ..

Woh ek cab driver ko dekhi jo cab ki safai kar raha tha...

Mo : chacha , central railway station jaana hai ..

Driver : teek hai bitiya , bhaito meter daal dunga kithna hojavegi uthna dedena ..

Mo : yeh huyi na India wale baath , chaliye chalthey ..

She climbs into the cab , along with paru , Gannu ji and her luggage..

Driver : bhitiya kaha se aap ??

Mo : from America chacha ji , ek friend se milne aayi hunn ..

Paru : ( under the breath ) pehla rule thod di woh bhi ek minute se pehle ..

Mo : accha chacha ji gaadi koi cafe ya restaurant ke paas rokhiye coffee peekar jayengey ..

Driver : teek hai bitiya yehi paas mein ek hotel hai , waha rokh detha hunn ..

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Dusri taraf ..

Karan : faizi humme client se milna hai , woh agli flight Canada wapas chala jayega , tum hai ki ab airport jare ho ..

Faizi : yaar samja karo na yaar humara dosth ka behen hai woh , India pehli baar aari hai , humme receive karna airport jana hai , iss cleint ko tum handle kar , humm usse lekar humare ghar drop karke tumse milthey ..

Karan : haan iss baar teek hai , lekin agli baar se ayisa nahi hona chahiye , i want all things perfect around me , ayisa last minute mein program change karna mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai ..

Karan climbs down from car left towards the coffee shop to meet with his client , faizi left to airport ..

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Mo : bus isiliye mein India agayi thi Sanju se milne aapko patha hai ,, aaj mein pehli baar train mein jaane wali hunn ..

Paru : ( khud se ) lo karlo baath , Sid bro ne kisi stranger se friendship nahi karne ko bola , lekin yeh kaha sunne wali , aathey hi driver uncle ko puri kahani bathane lagi , agar ab mein nahi rokha toh mom dad ki love story bhi bathane lagegi yeh meri behen ..

Driver : lo beta coffee shop agayi hai ,,

Monu climbs down from cab and about to go inside ..

Driver : beta samaan ..

Mo : abhi bhi insaan ke upar barosa hai chacha ji ..

Paru : insaan ke upar nahi chacha ji tecnology ke upar hai , gaadi ka number note ki hogi yeh isiliye samaan chod kar jari hai ..

Monu : tumhe toh mein ..

Paru fly ho jathi hai , monu uske peechey bhaagne lagthi hai , monu ki phair kisi se takra jathi hai , uski haath se Ganesh Murthy neechey girne hi wali hothi hai lekin isse pehle woh neechey girathi monu ke saath saath koi aur bhi pakadthey hai , woh koi aur nahi karan hai ..

Mo : ohh thank ...

Karan : samaj they kya ho tum NRI log ?? Yeh koi khelne wali cheese nahi hothi hai , yeh Ganesh idol hai , tum jaise logon ko sab kuch ek show piece jaisa lagtha hai , lekin in sabki cheezon se humare emotions Jude hothey hai ..

Karan lecture detha gaya , rukhne ki naam hi nahi lera tha , monu mann mein Sochi ..

Mo : ( in mind ) yeh Banda toh rukhne ki naam hi nahi lera hai , ab kya karu ??

She got an idea ,, woh boli ..

Mo : sorry , woh mujhe samaj nahi aari ki aap kya bol rahe they , woh actually i can't hear you , plz aap jo bhi bolna chahengey , ek paper mein likh ke dedengey ..

Aur fhir kya monu bhi chalayi apni chaal ..

Karan : ohh sorry miss , mujhe nahi patha tha ..

He took a paper and write and gives to monu ..

"Sorry , i dont want to hurt you , take care Miss bye "

Aur woh chitti monu ko dekar bina uski replay jane woh ander chala gaya , monu bhi mann mein hash kar woh bhi ander chali gayi paru ke pass ...

Dono aamney saamney tables mein bhaite they , waiter aaya aur karan pucha ..

Waiter : order sir ..

Karan : one black coffee , without sugar and with out milk ..

Yeh sunkar monu muhh banakar khud mein bol dethi hai ..

"Ithni kadwi hogi , i think isiliye Inka zubaan ithna kadwi hai .."

Wahi waiter monu ke paas bhi aatha hai order lene ..

"Order ma'am "

Mo : a coffee with extra sugar , with a spoon of butter , a pinch of salt , with extra cream and with a cube of icecream floating on the top ..

Waiter confuse hokar jane wala hotha hai but monu fhirse rokh lethi hai aur bolthi ..

Mo : ah a pinch of vannila essentials also..

Waiter : ohk ma'am ..

Karan yeh sab kunkar khud mein sochtha hai ..

"Kithni ajeeb taste hai iss ladki ki "

Tabhi client aakar karan ke saamney bhait jathey hai ..

Client : good morning karan ..

Karan : good morning mr Verma ..

Verma : karan maine aapke tender quote dekha tha , kuch zyada hi amount lere they aapke company , kuch kum nahi ho sakthi kya ??

Karan : sir hum humare quality mein kabhi compromise nahi karthey isiliye amount bhi kabhi kum nahi ho sakthi ..

Mr Verma : chaliye mere paas ek deal hai , yeh jo project hai , yeh middle class logon keliye individual housing project hai , thoda quality mein compromise kariye kariye aur humare paise bhi bachalijiye ..

Yeh sab sunkar monu ko bahut gussa aajathi hai ...

Karan : ( with evil smirk ) you mean logon ko cheat karu mein ??

Mr Verma : yeh cheating nahi business techniques kehthey hai karan ..

That's it for monu usse gussa agayi aur woh karan ke pass chali gayi aur dono ko daantne lagi ..

Mo : tum jaise logon ki wajese hi India ki naam karaab ho rahi hai , aaj tum log gareeb logon ko cheat karengey aur uski punishment un logon ko bhugathna padtha hai .

Paru yeh dekh kar heraan hogayi aur khud mein boli , ab yeh rule bhi thod di , hey begwaan koi India ko bachalo iss tsunami se ....

Karan : ek minute tum sun sakthi ho ??

Monu bites her tongue ..

Karan : isse cheating nahi kehthey , badi lecture derahi ho ab ..

Mo : see mr uss wakth aap meri baath sunne ki mood mein nahi they isiliye jhoot boli thi , usse kisi ko harm toh nahi hogi , but jo aap abhi kar rahe they usse poor people ko woh kya kehthey Hindi mein jaani nus... Nuskaan ho sakthi hai ..

Karan : do batein pehli woh nuskaan nahi nuksaan hothi hai aur dusri ..

Karan Verma ko ek tappad maar Letha hai aur boltha hai ..

Karan : mere saamney yeh proposal rakhne se pehle ek baar acchese se home work karke aana chahiye tha , karan Sherghil kabhi galat nahi kartha aur galat karne walon ko kabhi maaf nahi kartha ..

Yeh dekh monu toh gabra jathi hai , lekin koi aur hai , karan ke upar fidha hojathi hai ,, woh hai humaari pyaari paru ..

Paru : ( lost in karan ) devdas ..

Karan monu ko gusse mein dekh kar waha se chala jatha hai ..

Mo : ek number ka khadoos hai yeh , woh kya bolthi hai sanju ?? Kan ... Kankajoora hai yeh ..

Woh bhi paru ke saath wapas taxi ki taraf chali jathi hai. ...

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