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Hai ..
Hello ..
Happy reading..
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Mahajan house. .
Karan's first day in hell i mean at home..
Gayathri: mein pehle hi bathari hunn , karan ke saath yaha koi badtameezi nahi karengey , yaha woh ek damaad ki tarah hi rahega
Aneesh : mom tum tension math lo , hum humare kabhi na hone wale jijaji ko bahut respect dengey ,( seeing karan ) kyu ?? Karan ji ??
Karan : ( fake smile ) i aapke face mein hi dikha Raha hai ( in mind ) rani sahiba keliye iss billota ko jhel raha hunn varna sniper utake pura goliya chala detha bade aaye tusnt maarne wala ..
An : ( in mind ) monu keliye sehna padra hai varna abhi iss suturmurg ke car bomb lagake kab ka uda detha , bade aaye badla lene wala ..
Juhi : chahiye sab dinning table par bhaitiye breakfast ready hai ..
Sare mardh dining table ke pass bhait jathe hai , juhi and Gayatri serves breakfast to everyone, they about to serve karan but Aneesh stops them ..
Aneesh : mom rukho ..
Gayatri jerked with his sudden shout ..
Gayatri: kya hua ?? Chilla kyu rahe ho ??
An : aap iss ghar ki riwaaz ko bhul gaye kya mom ..
Juhi : kounsi riwaaz hai Aneesh ..
An : badi mom , iss ghar ki sare damaad ke saath huva hai yeh rasam , lekin mom aaj kaise bhul gaya ..
Gayatri: lekin hum kya bhul gaye Aneesh ??
An : : ( dramatically) aap se yeh ummed nahi thi mom ,matlab aap ayise kaise bhul gaye ..
Ko : lekin kya rasam hai bhai ?? Woh toh bathav kyuki mujhe yaad nahi aari hai .
An : arey tumhe pata bhi nahi hogi kyuki tum bahut choti hai jab yeh rasam mama ji ke saath hua tha ..
Thats it for malvika , he took a fork from table and kept infront of Aneesh ..
Mal : ab jaldi bolo varna mein ..
An : arey rukho pati ko mardogi kya ?? ( Seeing others ) arey mom woh rasam hothi thi na Ghar ke daamad ko ghar ke sare log sweet khiladete the , ab karan bhi toh damaad hai toh rasam toh banthi hai ..
Gayatri: haan yeh toh mein bhul hi gayi ( to karan ) karan humare ghar mein ek riwaaz hai , ismein ghar ke sare log damaad ka muhh meeta kardethe hai ,ek minute mein abhi aayi ..
She left to kitchen ,karan gives a weird smile to everyone and thought to himself..
Karan : karan tu mar gaya , tumhe toh sweets bilkul pasand nahi hai aur yeh log muhh meeta ke naam se tumhara muhh mein mitayi tusengey ..
Aneesh : ( by seeing karan ) kya hua kabhi na hone wale jijaji ?? Aap dar toh nahi gaye ??
Karan : ( with fake smile ) do batein pehli , karan Sherghil kabhi darna seekha hi nahi aur dusri ..
He paused and saw everyone
Sabhi log unhe hi dekh rahe hai , jaise ki dusro baat kya hai ..
Aneesh : ab dusri bhi bathado kya hai ??
Karan : tum par adha dialogue hi waste kardiya Maine abhi pura karke dialogue ki bezzathi nahi kar saktha ..
Just then Gayatri comes with a plate full of sweets ..
Gayatri: ( by putting a small sweet peice in karan mouth. ) Welcome to family daamad ji ..
Aneesh : arey kya mom , mehmaan nawaji mein conzusi nahi karthe ..
He took a big size laddo and put in karan mouth aur pehle baar mein hi karan ka halaat karaab horahi thi , tabhi Deepak bola ..
Deepak : accha riwaaj hai kisi ka jaan asani se lene keliye ..
Karan laddo khatham karke kuch aur dialogue maarne hi wala hotha hai Deepak ne ek badi si jilebi utaya aur karan ke muhh mein toos diya ..
Karan : ( roni Surat banake ) ummmm ummm ..
Aneesh : kya karan ji ab dialogue baazi math kariye bus meeta khalijiye ga ..
Jaise hi karan jilebhi ko complete Kiya iss baar dev ne ek aur sweet lagaya tha ab karan ko vomiting bhi aane lagi thi , but he controlled himself, ab aathi hai ladies gang ki bhari , juhi took a small tiny peice of sweet and put in karan mouth , aur karan aankhon aankhon mein thankyou bola , fhir koel , shardha ji , malvika sab ek ek karke karan ko thoda thoda sweet lagaye the ..
Karan : chalo lady gang meri side hai ab mujhe koi Hara nahi sakthe ..
An : ( by fake smile) abhi rasam khatham nahi huva hai jijaji ..
He whistles and ghar ke saare servents bhi aakhar line mein lag jathe hai ..
An : ab in sab ko hum kabhi servents ki tarah dekha hi nahi , humare pariwaar ka hissa hi maana hai toh riwaaz mein yeh bhi part lengey na ..
Waha 10 15 servents ko dekh kar karan ka sar chakra gaya aur woh apne maate peet liya ..
Yeh rahi Mahajan mansion ka condition, ab dekhte hai Sherghil mansion ka kya haal hai ...
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Sherghil mansion..
Time almost 10 am ..
Sabhi log bhook ki wajese dining table ke pass breakfast keliye wait kar rahe the , kyuki aaj Monami kitchen mein kabza karke rakhi thi ..
Reason , she is preparing breakfast for everyone , isiliye aaj subha se kisi ko chai tak peene ka naseeb nahi huyi expect dadaji , dadi and rukhmini dadi, kyuki un logon ki sugar and BP ki wajese time mein sandwich and juice saath saath tablets mile the , baaki sab sajjan log that means sooraj ,,suhana , param , bharkha and faizi toh abhi bhi kuch nastha keliye wait kar rahe the ..
Aaj Sherghil mansion mein ek mini kargil war hi huyi thi , aaj Monami tsunami , thod fhod Sanju ki tarah barthan aur baaki sab samaan se yudd kar rahi thi , zyada kuch nahi bus do dinner sets aur teen bowls and chaar kaanch glasses ko hi thodi thi ..
Ithna sab thodne ke baad finally khana ban hi gayi thi , at last monu kuch bowl mein se kuch khana lekar dinning table ke pass aahi gayi thi ...
Su : finally breakfast bangayi hai , chalo bharkha sab ko serve karo , khake party office bhi Jana hai ek important meeting hai ajj ..
Param : waise monu kya banayi ho Aaj breakfast mein ??
Mo : aalo ke parate bhayya ..
Saying this she removed lid from a bowl and paraton ko dekh sab ke sab aankhey phad ke dekhne lage ..
Imagines some kind of this paratas ..
Faizi : ( somehow controlling his cry ) bhabhi yeh parate aap ne banaye hai ??
Mo : ( excitedly ) haan faizi , maine hi banayi thi , actually pehli baar banayi thi , mujhe toh humare ghar mein kitchen kaha hai yeh bhi pata nahi ..
Param : ( whispers to bharkha ) lagtha hai bahar se order karna padega ..
Bharkha : ( whispers to param ) woh bura maan jayegi ..
Sooraj : ( whispers to suhana ) mujhe koi jarurat nahi mein bahar nastha karunga Aaj ..
Suhana : ( with a smiling face whispers to to sooraj ) chup chaap khalena varna , do din tak lawn mein so Jana padega ..
But sooraj Sherghil hai bhi toh akdu hai , he about to leave but suhana holds his hand under the table and sees him with a pleased look , aur fhir kya koi bhi insaan apni biwi ki puppy face se pigal hi jayega , sooraj bhi chup chaap bhait kar khane laga ..
Monu serves everyone and everyone gulps hardly , sabji toh ithna teeks hai ki sab ki aankhon se paani aane lage ..
Bharkha : waise Monami sabji mein kithne spoons mirchi Dali hai ??
Mo : bus 7 spoons hi Dali thi bhabhi , zyada hogayi kya ??
Bharkha : haan thoda , kal se bus ek spoon dal Dena plz ( under the breath ) varna sab ko high BP hojayegi ..
They continues their eating. .
Mo : chalo mein bhi kha jathi hunn bahut bhook lagi hai ..
Sabhi log ek saath : nahi ..
Mo : kya ...kya hua ?? Ithna chilla kyu rahe ho ??
Faizi : arey bhabhi abhi humme bahut bhook lagi khana kum pad jayegi Naa
Param : haan bahut bhook lagi hai , and khana bahut yummy hai isiliye ..
They all serves all paratas and curry to themselves and completes the whole food in few minutes ..
After completing food ..
Suhana : monu , tum ne pehli baar kuch banayi thi , neek toh banthi hai ..
She took her hands in her hands and wears her kangan to her ..
Bharkha :( giving a small pendant from her neck ) monu yeh meri taraf se ..
Param : ab mere pass toh kuch hai nahi , ek kaam karthe tum dono ki shadi ka shopping mere taraf se ..
Monu smiles a little ..
Faizi : bhabhi mein yeh sab formalities ko nahi maantha hunn , but i promise aap ko jab mera jarurat padegi , i will be there for you everytime ..
Monu nods happily ..
Sooraj about to leave but monu stops him ..
Mo : papa aap kuch nahi dengey mujhe ??
Sooraj removes his wallet and about to give some money to monu ..
Sooraj : yeh lo aur apne liye kuch kareedlena ..
Mo : yeh nahi chahiye papa mujhe ,, ek promise chahiye ..
Everyone sees her confusingly ..
So : kya chahiye ??
Mo : mouka , mere papa ko apne taraf ki explanation dene ka mouka ,, dengey aap ..
Everyone gets tensed bcoz Deepak ka naam sunte hi humesha sooraj laal kapde deke saand hojatha hai but to their surprise sooraj said something else to Monami ...
Sooraj : mujhe kisi ki baat sunne mein intrest nahi hai Monami , but tum meri beti jaise ho isiliye tumhare khathir ek mouka dunga Deepak ko , lekin maafhi toh kabhi nahi dunga mein kabhi nahi ..
Everyone seeing him with surprised plus shocked look but monu had a little smile on her face ..
Like this Mahajan family apni meeti riwazon se karan ki halat karaab kiye toh dusri taraf monu apni behad talented cooking skills se Sherghil family ki halat karaab kar rahi thi
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Otherside in Mahajan mansion
Karan was pacing here and there in his room , his stomach got upset with those sweets ...
Karan : kisi ko mithayi kilake maarna iss family ko acchese pata hai , ek baar woh akela milgaya na , rajasthan ki reeth mein dhupir 2 bhaje ko akela chod avunga , ahhh mera pet ahh ..
Just then someone knocks on Karan's room door ..
Karan : yes come in. .
Juhi comes inside with a lemonade in her hands ...
Juhi : yeh lo nimbhu paani pet dard Kum hogayegi..
Karan took silently and drinks it in one go , with in no time he felt relax..
Juhi : kum hua y fhir kuch dawai Dunn ??
Karan : nahi thoda better hai abhi ..juhi about to go but karan stops her ..
Karan : aunty ek minute ..
Juhi turns and sees karan with questioning eyes..
Karan : aap mujhse gussa nahi ho ?? Matlab mein ayisa ek condition lagaya tha, monu ko humesha humesha tum se dhur le jane wala hunn toh aap mujh par gussa nahi ho ??
Juhi : ( by taking a deep breath ) first a fall yeh jo tum , monu se pyaar karneki daawa kar rahe ho , yeh pyaar toh bilkul bhi nahi hai , kyuki pyaar mein conditions nahi hothe hai , pyaar mein freedom hothi , pyaar mein sacrifice hotha hai , saamney wale ki ek muskhurahat keliye puri duniya se ladne ka mann kartha hai , lekin ab jo tum kar rahe ho woh pyaar nahi hai karan , woh sirf ek attractipn hai ..
Karan : nahi aunty ayisa ...
Juhi : let me complete karan ..( he stops his words ) mujhe apni bacchi par pura vishwaas hai, aaj nahi toh kal tumhe asli pyaar kya hotha hai pata chal jayega , tab yeh nafrat keliye tumhare dil mein koi jagah nahi hothi ..
Saying this she left from there without waiting for his answer ,, kayi na kayi juhi ki baatein karan ke upar asar kar rahe the but hai toh woh bhi the karan Sherghil hai , mazaal hai kisi seedhi si baatein , seedha samaj Jaye , hai toh complicated Banda hai ..
ayisa hi pura din beet jathi hai ,
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It's night time .
Usually iss time mein jo log pyaar mein hothe hai , woh log apne partners ke saath ganton par phone mein baat karthe hai chat karthe hai but yeh dono , apne apne sasural mein mast busy the ,
Monu is sleeping peacefully in her room , sudden she felt like someone hugged her , she slowly opened her eyes and saw two strong arms wrapped around her waist ..
She immediately turned to that person and shouted on him ..
Mo : tum yaha ?? Woh bhi iss wakth ??
And we know who is that person ..
Karan : haan i am missing my room badly so mein yaha aaya aur yaha aakar dekha toh tum bahut cutely so rahi thi , aur tumhe ayise dekh kar kuch ko rokh nahi paya , waise bhi bahut jald humare shadhi hone wali hai toh why not hum ek bed share kar sakthe hai ..
Mo : chup ek dum chup , tum ithna besharam kab se hogaye ?? Aur mere dadaji ki ghar mein kya Kami thi ??
Karan : hello to be mrs Sherghil tumhara Bhai jithna teda dikhtha usse bhi zyada teda insaan hai aur aap ke papa mujh par bahut gussa hai , kya pata aadhi raat ko goonde bheje toh ?? Ya fhir woh Aneesh kayi raat ko ek bada sa pattar mere sar par maar diya toh ??
He hugs her again and slept in hogging position, she pushed him with full force ..
Mo : aur mein , bhulna math mein bhi ussi ghar ki beti hunn , agar mere paas agaya na ..
Saying this she came down from her bed ..
He also came near her and said
Karan : avunga jarur pass avunga kya karogi ??
Mo : maar...maarungi , ba... bahut zyada maarungi ..
Karan : accha abhi se bheegi billi bangayi ho , fhir bhi marogi ??
Mo : mujhe bheegi billi bola ?? Tum khud ek billota hai ..
Karan : mujhe billota boli ?? Tum hi ek chudail ho woh bhi khoon peene wali ..
Mo : mujhe chudail bola , agar mein chudail hunn toh vampire ho ..mein fhool jaise chehekne wali mehekne wali komal ladki hunn , tum hi Jurassic park wala dynosar ho kankajoore kahika..
Karan : tum ?? Fhool jaisi ladki ho ?? Yeh tumhari galat faimi hai, tum 5 feet 5 inch wali average ladki ho ,
Mo : mein average ladki hunn , ab dekho mein kya karthi hunn ..
She throwed a pillow on him ..
Karan : dekho Jo bhi ho aamne saamne Bhait kar baat karthe , ayise physical hone ki jarurat nahi ..
Mo : ab baath karne keliye kuch nahi bacha hai karan , aaj toh tumhara death mere haath mein hai ,
Saying this she throws all things which came in her way and finally karan about to hold her hand to stop her , dono ki balance bigad jathi hai aur dono ke dono bed par girjathe hai ..
Dhadaam ..
Yeh awaaz sunkar sare Ghar Wale monu ke kamerin mein agaye ...
Ab in dono koayisa dekh kar kaise react karengey yeh next chapter mein dekh lengey ..
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