Alright no one asked, but here are some random dumb comics. So without further to do, let's get started!

I do not own any of these

COMIC #1

In the exchange students group chat

Diavolo: I'm kinda bored

Barbatos: Then why not do your paperwork my lord?

Diavolo: uh......

MC: If you're bored, I can help

Satan: How?

MC: Watch me do an impression of my dad

               MC has left the chat

Solomon: Damn, shit just got real dark

COMIC #2

Lucifer: " Where are you guys going? "

* Belphegor, Satan, and MC who are about to walk out the door *

MC: " To commit a crime or get ice cream, we'll decide on the way "

COMIC #4

Belphegor: " Wait are you serious? "

MC: " Oh I'm Lilth serious "

Belphegor: * confused belphegor noises *

MC: " I'm dead serious 🙂 "

Belphegor: * Stabs MC *

COMIC #4

MC: " Lucifer I need you to play the role of my father "

Lucifer: " MC I can't, I don't got time for this "

MC: " Great!, you already know your lines! "

COMIC #5

Mammon: " I wasn't that drunk last night "

Leviathan: " When the guy at the MC Donald's drive thu messed up your order, you yelled " YOU MC FUCKED UP!!! " "

COMIC #6

MC: " Well slap my ass and call me 1929, cause I'm a great depression "

Simeon: " MC are you doing okay? "

COMIC #7

Lucifer: " What's for lunch? "

Satan: " Food in general "

Lucifer: " No I mean what are we having? "

Satan: " An unwanted conversation "

COMIC #8

Solomon: " What are the best replies to getting stabbed? "

Mammon: " Bleeding "

Asmoedus: " Rude! "

Leviathan: " That's fair "

Lucifer: " Not again "

Belphegor: " Are you gonna want this or can I keep it? "

COMIC #9

MC: * In the hospital recovering *

MC: * taking a picture doing a peace sign *

MC: * captions the picture  ' You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God ' *

MC: " I feel something bad about to happen "

Diavolo: * Kicks down the door and is in his demon form *

Diavolo: " I know the fuck you didn't just say that shit!!!!! "

COMIC #10

Lucifer: " Why the hell would you give a knife to MC? "

Satan: " Because they felt unsafe "

Lucifer: " Now I feel unsafe "

Satan: " Oh I'm sorry "

Satan: " Would you like a knife? "

COMIC #11

Asmoedus: " Lucifer just yelled at me for no reason "

Mammon: " Lucifer yells at everyone, you're not special "

COMIC #12

Note this is a spy AU

MC's boss: " Status report on Diavolo "

MC: " He's been taken out "

MC's boss: " Oh goo- "

MC: " Yes it was a nice lovely dinner, they even had rolled cigar cookies. I proposed at the end of the night, the wedding will in next week "

COMIC #13

Belphegor: " So what are my results? "

Therapist: " You got a hundred percent "

Belphegor: " Yes! "

Belphegor: * Starts jumping up and down from joy *

Beelzebub and the therapist: * Looking at him with a wtf/concern face, as they look at his depression test *

Beelzebub: * Concerned beelzebub noises *