Senario: You had taken there jacket/coat and he asked for it back in a group chat with the rest of the characters. This was your answer

This senario will include everyone but Luke, you'll know once you continue to read.

LUCIFER 

Mammon: And that's how I've been forbidden to make instant ramen in the microwave

Satan: What kind of idiot forgets to put water in the bowl?

Mammon: Shut up!!

Luke: So how stupid is he?

Lucifer: Has anyone seen my coat?

Beelzebub: Did you lose your coat?

Lucifer: Yes, last time I saw it, was when I hung it up in my office last night

Diavolo: It's very unlike you to misplace something Lucifer 

Belphegor: I saw wearing it earlier

Lucifer: MC?

Belphegor: Did I stutter?, No

MC: Wow what's going on here?

Asmodeus: Back read dear

Lucifer: Watch that tone belphegor

Belphegor: 🙄🙄🙄

Lucifer: MC dear can I have my coat back?, I need to go run a few errands I need to run

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Lucifer: .......

Solomon: I  guess that answered your question

MAMMMON

Mammom: Which one of us took my jacket?

Asmodeus: Eww who'd want that thing you call a jacket?

Belphegor: Shut up I'm trying to sleep

Mammon: Hey!, show some more respect to your older brother will ya!!

Belphegor: Never

Beelzebub: ^ 

Leviathan: ^

Asmodeus: ^

Satan: ^

Lucifer: I'm not giving you money for a new jacket 

Simeon: Have you tried retracting your steps?

Barbatos: I believe I saw MC wearing it when she came by earlier to drop off some reports for the young lord

Diavolo: Yes I remember seeing her wearing it too

Mammon: Human!, give the great Mammon back his jacket!!

Luke: Don't yell at her!, also maybe if you ask politely she'll give your jacket back 

Mammon: Fine, human can I have my jacket back?

MC: I don't know, can I have my virginity back?

Mammon: .....

Satan: Wait

Leviathan: Guess Mammon was MC's first after all

LEVIATHAN

Leviathan: Has anyone seen my jacket?

Satan: I saw MC wearing it when I  walked pass her earlier in the hallway

Asmodeus: Eww why would she wear such a thing,  I can give her a better

Mammon: Human if you were cold you should of told me, I would of lent you my Jacket

Mammon: But only because I don't want you getting sick, don't get any other ideas okay!

Solomon: You're such a terrible liar

Leviathan: MC can I have my jacket back?, I need to go out to buy this new Ruri-chan poster before it runs out of stock

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Leviathan: I- 😳😳

Asmodeus: Damn that was smooth, never thought Levi would make a move on MC

MC: Who said he made the first move

Lucifer: MC my office now

SATAN

Satan: Mammon did you steal my Jacket to sell it again?

Mammon: No, just because something goes missing doesn't always mean it's because of me!!!

Solomon: And the award for worst liar goes to Mammon

Simeon: MC has your jacket Satan

Satan: MC can I have my jacket back?

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Saran: .......

MC: That's what I thought, it's my jacket now

ASMODEUS

Asmodeus: Who took my jacket?!

Mammon: Before you say it, it wasn't me this time!!!

MC: It was me

Asmodeus: Oh, dear as much as I'd love to see you wearing my jacket. Can I Please have my jacket back?

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Satan: I-

Asmoedus: No, but I can think of a better exchange if you get what I  mean  😏😏

Lucifer: Asmoedus

Asmoedus: I was only kidding

Asmoedus: Or was I?~

BEELZEBUB 

Beelzebub: Has anyone seen my jacket?, I can't find it anywhere

Belphegor: I saw MC wearing it

Asmoedus: Yeah it was so big on big, she looked so cute in it

Asmoedus: Makes me wonder if she was wearing anything underneath

Simeon: Asmoedus please restrain yourself from saying such things, Luke is in this group chat

Beelzebub: MC can I have my jacket back I need to go to practice soon

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Beelzebub: I'm sorry if I hurt you

Solomon: Wait, hold up

Mammon: Human explain I'm supposed to be your first!!!!

BELPHEGOR 

Belphegor: Who the fuck took my jacket?

Lucifer: Belphegor watch your language

Belphegor: Answer my question

Leviathan: I saw MC wearing it

MC: And I'm still wearing it

Belphegor: Ok, then can I have my jacket back?

MC: I don't know belp, Can I have my virginity back?

Solomon: One question, How?

Satan: Yeah how?, he's lazy af

Belphegor: I may be lazy, but I still got my urges

Belphegor: Speaking of which, don't come to the attic. Me and MC are going to uh cuddle

MC: HOW TF WAS HE SO FAST?!

SOLOMON

Solomon: Has anyone seen my jacket?

Asmoedus: I have

Solomon: Oh really?, where?

Luke: Wrapped around MC

Solomon: Oh, MC can I have my jacket back?

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Solomon: Well I already took it, but there's a spell I know so we can change that

Solomon: Come by Purgatory hall so we can exchange items

Leviathan: You're going to fuck aren't you?

Solomon: I said I knew a spell,  but who said I'm letting her leave like that

SIMEON

Simeon: Has anyone seen my jacket?

Barbatos: MC has it on

Diavolo: Yes, she looks so adorable in it

Simeon: MC can I have my jacket back?

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Satan: Wait, does this mean Simeon sinned?

MC: No, Simeon and I got married

MC: Let that sink in 

BARBATOS

Barbatos: Has anyone seen my coat?

Lucifer: MC wearing it

Barbatos: Ah I see, MC may I have my jacket back?

MC: May I have my virginity back?

Satan; Did I  just lose to a fucking butler?

DIAVOLO

Diavolo: Barbatos do you know where I left my coat?

Leviathan: If you're looking for your red coat,  MC has it

Lucifer: MC, explain

Diavolo: It's fine Lucifer, no need to be so strict. But MC can I please have my coat back?, I kinda need it

MC: Can I have my virginity back?

Asmoedus: That explains why MC has it

Belphegor: You're basically rich, you can buy another one

Yeah this is so random but I just thought this up, feel free to comment.

Word count: 1079

03/16/2021