"he laughs at all my jokes
and he says i'm so american"

- olivia rodrigo
guts (spilled)

so american

Alexa Demie
as
Alina Alonzo

Harry Styles
as
Himself

HALINA
aesthetic

THE MOTHER FIGURE

Annie Potts
as
Linda Martin

THE (2) BEST FRIENDS

Olivia Rodrigo
as
Herself

Conan Gray
as
Himself

THE WORK BEST FRIEND

Sadie Sink
as
Darcy Adams

warning! this book will include:

• anxiety, toxic household, an eating disorder, and mentions of sexual themes

• this book is purposefully written to be corny for nostalgia purposes and nostalgia purposes only (i'm writing this fanfic to fit the 2010s type plotline and way of writing because in my opinion it feels nostalgic)
             • i in no way, shape, or form am mocking  
               other stories or authors, i'm just here to
               deliver a story to help anyone reading
               this, avoid the real world

clarifications/reminders!!!

• the release of Harry's songs in this book will not match up with the release of them in real life
• COVID is nonexistent in this book! HSLOT will still take place from 2021-23

• the pronunciation for Alina's name is uh•Lee•nuh
• Olivia & Sadie's (Darcy) ages are to be set as slightly older than they were in 2021, so they'll be 21

• to clear up any future confusion, Olivia Rodrigo
will be written as Liv, but Olivia Wilde, is going to be, Olivia

• i am NOT educated in being nor have i been a production assistant, so any tasks being done are all for the purpose to fit the plot

• any of you who decide to read this book, comment, or interact with it, please TPWK

graphics:

• purple collage (above) - made by me, with the use of pictures from pinterest (so credit to the owners). except for the top & bottom left pictures, i took the pictures!!

• gifs - credit goes to those who made them (i'm not sure who did, but thank you!)

• closing banner - don't come after me, i tried my best