❪ 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 ❫

𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━
i have been duped.  ╱  act one, chapter three.
❛ what if i surprised you with 5sos ! ❜

𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙋 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏 !

❝ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥 ❞
𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦 • 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖺
𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 • 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖾
𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬? • 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗒
𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘 • 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖺
𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡 • 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗁
𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 • 𝖽𝖺𝗏𝗂𝖽
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥 • 𝗓𝖺𝗇𝖾

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Y'ALL 👏

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
MY MANS HAS
DONE IT AGAIN

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
Lol done what?

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Oh Jesus here
we go again

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
Bro what
did he do?

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Thank you for asking
my sweet sweet child

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Mr. Luke Hemmings
continues to be an
absolute god

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
JUST👏LOOK👏
AT👏THE👏MAN👏

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
AN ACTUAL WORK
OF ART

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
ABSOLUTELY
DROOL WORTH

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
He's literally
just eating food

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
absolute sex on legs

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Corinna don't
encourage her

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
David come on have
you seen this man?

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
He's so fucking
gorgeous

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I've said it once and
I will say it again

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
This is why Corinna's
my favorite

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
Hold the fucking phone

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
How the hell am I
not your favorite?

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
My heart is now broken

𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡:
My entire life
has been a lie

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
Do I mean
nothing to you?

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Bro you have
lied to us all

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Do I care?

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Fuck no

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Well, I kinda do
just abt everyone
else tho

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
It's more directed
towards David

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
"Don't encourage her"? Bro
you are never gonna be
my favorite again

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
Babes go off

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
David does suck

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
True that

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
Shocker, David's
kinda an ass

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
The absolute slander
i am getting from my
employees

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I can fire you alllllll

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
And suddenly David's
not an ass anymore

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
I like being your
assistant, honestly

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
Soz David

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
Wow david, not only
are you a good boss
but damn, wayyyyy
hotter than luke
hemmings

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
That's right come
crawling right back
ladies and Zane

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Y'all brown
nosed bitches

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I'm standing
my ground

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
David you still
suck so much ass

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
And here I thought
I was gonna surprise
you with that damn band
of yours

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
David

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
David

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
David

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
David

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Are you serious?

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
CAUSE IF YOU ARE DAVID

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I WILL CRY

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Nah I'm just
fucking with you

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
That's really outta
my fame circle

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Well

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Here I was about
to say I love you

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
We are no longer
friends anymore

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
My love for you is so
far away I can't even see it

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
It's is all the way in the
fucking Antarctic

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
No wait a second

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
NOPE I HATE YOU NOW

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
My hopes and dreams
are crushed

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I will never be happy
again

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
EVER AGAIN

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I have been duped

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
And it's the worst
feeling the world

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
Don't worry babes we
h8 him too

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗥:
David sucks, I'm
gladly quitting

𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗬?:
He hurt our
precious child

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘:
David you are now
no longer my favorite
and we are resigning
from our positions
in the vlogsquad

𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Y'all I was
just kidding

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘:
Too late
you monster

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗍𝗈 𝗗𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗗 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗔 𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
And suddenly I'm
feeling a little bit better

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