Conner: Guys! I need your help!

Red: I'm fine, thanks, dear! What about you? :D

Conner: -_-

Alex: What is it, Conner?

Conner: How do you tell a girl that you like her??

Goldilocks: Ooooo who's the lucky girl, Connie? :)

Conner: That's none of your business! And don't call me Connie!

Red: Come on, Goldie! We all know it's the girl in the hat.

Conner: It's not a hat it's a beanie! If you're gonna talk about her then describe her correctly! And no... I don't like her...

Goldilocks: *inserts the rolling on the floor laughing emoji*

Conner: Dang it, you guys! Fine! I like her ! Now can you give me advice or not?!

Goldilocks: Alright, lovesick boy! Take it easy! Look, I would personally like it if the guy saves my life by killing an ogre and tearing him into pieces, then he would come and confess to me. At least that's what Jack did.

Conner: Seriously, Goldilocks... you expect that to work? -_-

Goldilocks: Well, Connie me and Jack are now married so yes it did work 🙃

Conner: Other options? :/

Red: Well, don't worry , Conner dear! You've come to the right person! Just ignore the violence this lady is talking about. The poor girl was raised under a tree trunk. Anyways, if a boy wanted to confess to me, I would expect him to impress me!

Conner: Great! And how does he do that?

Red: Well he could build me a castle maybe... yes yes  that would be fabulous! 

Conner:....

Red: Or maybe the castle is too hard to build even almost impossible.

Conner: You're right! So is there something else you could suggest??

Red: Absolutely! A castle is a crazy thing! Who could possibly build it on his own? Forgive me for overreacting dear... a big lovely garden would definitely  do!! Yes! Wouldn't that be gorgeous!

Conner removed Red from the chat

Conner: Does anybody else have another sane solution!?!?!?

Alex: You could bring her flowers maybe....

Conner: No! It would be sooo obvious that I like her!!

Alex: ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?!

Conner: Well yes! I mean no? I don't know, Alex I can't describe what I mean. You should understand me though! Coz you know, we both think the same way! Twins all the way, right? :D

Alex left the chat.

Bree: Or maybe you could start by talking on a group that does not include the girl that you like in...? Just saying.

Goldilocks: I know right! I didn't wanna tell him! XD

Conner: O_O

Goldilocks: Look at the bright side, Connie! You ain't gonna need our help anymore, are you? The girl knows already. XD XD

Connie left the chat.