" You know, I find the way you think of stuff really intresting " she said, with a smile. I was surprised to say the least. " It's really  something. Makes you think about alot of things a second time. "

" As flattered as I am, I think you ought to stick to your point of view. Afterall, it would would be disturbing to have you sound smart all of a sudden. " I said, looking away.

" Well exCUSE ME 'Oh-smart-one' but but your attitude's a LITTLE B*TCHY ", she retorted. I look back to see her fuming.
" I think not, peasant. For it seem more intellectual and not the words of A BARBARIAN YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! " I say, trying to hold back a smile.

" Oh yeah? How so, your maJESTY?! "
" Well, as quoted by you. I am afterall the 'Oh-smart -one' "

We stare at each other for a few serious seconds and burst out laughing.