If this gets published, please mark this day a public holiday cause this is a purely so I can get my inspo back

So, Readerdsmp has been waiting like a light year for their request to be done and today is the day. I actually really like the request and I keep trying to write it and failed—many many times. 

"where chris and nick both have a asthma attack at the same time and Matt freaks out cuz he dosnt know what to do so madi and Laura help them"

YUP HERE YOU GO. FINALLY. I'M SORRY.

TW: not breathing, crying, panicking, baby shark, Chris doing yoga, breaking of the fourth wall, Matt being an utter baffoon, zen~

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Nick looked at the track, and back at Chris, who was stretching like a fifty-seven-year-old instructor for yoga. "We are running a hundred metres, not competing in the gymnastics part of the Olympics you fugly bitch" Nick spat out at Chris, who was now hitting the tree pose. 

"Shut the fuck up, unlike you, I'm taking the zen approach to all of this. I'm gonna win with a cool calm and collected mindset" Chris replied, closing his eyes and imagining himself as a tree in the forest watching the river run with ease. 

Nick just nodded and handed the camera to Madi, who was watching all of this unfold. She had no idea why she agreed to come join this video but she knew she wouldn't be able to forget it. Matt walked down over to Nick and Madi, at then looked at Chris. "Has Chris finally found his inner nature roots?" 

"It was about time. Now, can we start this already?" Madi asked. Laura looked at the triplets and her daughter from the side of the track. She came purely for the humour. The triplets nodded and Madi turned on the camera. 

"Before we start this video, may I just say, we are not doing yoga, go check out our other video for that" Matt informed the viewers. Chris was still in the frame, still standing like a tree. He had his eyes closed and was only relying on his sense of hearing, which he didn't use half the time, to figure out if the video had started or not. 

Matt made a disgusted face at his brother but went back to starting the video with Nick. "So, in honour of the Olympics finishing up, we are going to run a hundred-metre sprint. Then Nick planned the rest so" Matt finished and went behind Chris, and pushed him over. Chris catching himself. 

"You are ruining my zen, Matt" Chris whined, going to a different part of their area and returning to a tree pose. "I am a cool calm and collected tree, I am a cool calm collected tree" Chris mumbled to himself over and over. 

He was going to run this race with the Amazon forest at this point. 

Nick shaked his head and continued speaking. "Madi and Laura are here with us today" and explained everything. Matt didn't even focus on Nick, not knowing what else he had to add about a hundred-metre sprint. He was amazed by Chris. 

How calm he was. The words Chris and calm never in the same thought in Matt's mind. Just before Matt could finish being mesmerized, Chris sneezed, the zen shooting away. "Fuck allergies man" he coughed. 

"Are you doing yoga so your allergies poof away during the race" Matt asked. 

"Thats fucking stupid" Nick commented, him and Madi walking over to the pair. 

Chris shrugged. "Can we start this stupid race already? The readers are getting bored" 

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The three lined up at the starting line. They knew they weren't breaking any world records so they were a bit more relaxed. 

"Ok ready?" Madi called out, holding a horn she had brought. She was prepared to blow it in the triplet's ears later but wanted them to have a sense of hearing for now. 

Chris coughed quickly, before signalling he was ready. He was not, his lungs felt like zippers on a jacket. 

Nick put a thumbs up and breathed real quick, his asthma on a suicide mission. He had his pump in the car but forgot to bring it out for some stupid reason.

Matt nodded, just chilling. He had been blocking out Chris's coughing all day and Nick's whining about his asthma and trying to get out of the race. Matt wanted to win. 

"On your marks" 

The triplets got on their marks. 

"Get set" 

Madi then went silent for a moment too long. Wanting the triplets to be annoyed at her cause it's funny. 

"Hurry up Madi" Chris yelled, his arms aching.

Madi rolled her eyes and blew the horn. And they were off. 

For like ten metres. 

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Nick reached the ten-metre mark before his lungs were questioning what the fuck he was doing. They couldn't keep up with the pace he was going at, giving out. Nick came to a stop, panting. Laura didn't think much of it, she never expected any of them to run one hundred metres willingly. Or successfully. 

Matt and Chris were racing it out, both eager to win bragging rights. Bragging rights never went down well in that household, they always posted it on the doors and sang about it. 

Though Chris thought his zen would help his allergies fuck themselves, it didn't work. Instead, his chest started to burn, like it was on fire. 

He was aware he wasn't actually on fire so he didn't understand why he was getting that sensation. He also didn't know why he knew what being on fire felt like. Someone clearly doesn't know what a fucking metaphor is. 

He came to a stop and Matt was the only one running, but he couldn't hear Chris anymore and that sort of concerned him. Chris was faster than Matt on any day. Matt looked behind him, about thirty metres from the finish line. Why did they stop? 

Matt then stopped. Winning the race at the seventy-metre line since that's far enough anyway. He wasn't dreaming of going to the Olympics any time soon. He jogged to Chris, who was panting in a way no one should. Then he started gasping. 

"Oh um, ok so you're having a panic- NO, asthma attack. I'm the only one who has panic attacks. Uh, fuck, " He started talking to himself, clearly not helping Chris. He didn't even know where Madi and Laura were. Like weren't they meant to help him in case of emergency or some shit. 

Matt looked at his brother who was struggling for air. He knew Nick would have his inhaler since Nick was the type of guy who would take his inhaler to take a shit just in case. "Nick, can I have your inhaler-oh!" he stopped himself, as Nick also looked like he wasn't you know, breathing.

He grabbed Chris's shirt, hoisted him up and brought him over to Nick, making the twenty-metre trek to his other brother. "Just keep breathing, just keep breathing" Matt whispered to Chris. Or to himself cause he was about to join Nick and Chris in organ failure. 

"Nick, I know it's a bad time, but where the fuck is your inhaler?" Matt asked as soon as he got over to Nick, dropping Chris onto the floor with Nick. Hopefully, now that Chris was grounded, he would feel better.  Nick didn't respond. He didn't have it in his pocket and he could defiantly not make it to the car and he knew Matt wouldn't leave the pair alone and he set himself up for failure by leaving it in the car and- 

"MADI, LAURA" Matt screamed, the loudest scream he had ever done. He had no idea where they were, which was weird. What could be better than watching triplets not complete a hundred-metre race? Then he saw the answer. 

A puppy. 

A Labrador puppy. 

Matt was going to run over and pat it but he then knew he had two other side quests. 

"MADI LAURA I NEED YOUR HELP" He screamed again. This time it caught their attention. The pair ran over to Matt, who was about to rip out his hair. No one was cooperating with him, and he just needed his brothers to breathe. But apparently that is just too hard. 

"What happened" Both of them exclaimed, coming over. 

"I think both of them are having asthma attacks and I don't know where the inhaler is, and I need two" Matt explained in a rush. He tried to do breathing exercises with Nick but when would Nick ever listen to Matt? 

Madi looked around the ground like an inhaler was going to magically appear. "Ummm, where is the inhaler?" She asked. Matt shrugged and Nick pointed to the car, clearly still with it. 

Chris however was coughing up a storm and his oxygen was not doing its job. Madi understood Nick's pointing and ran over to the car. Laura helping Chris calm down a bit. Matt was not calm and was about to his the tree pose Chris was doing before, but decided to help Nick to the best of his abilities.

"MADI RUN QUICKER" He yelled, Nick wincing at the noise of someone yelling in his ear. 

"I AM" Madi screamed back. Getting to the car. Then realised she did not have the keys and they were down in Matt's backpack. Which is just off the track. Meaning she just ran up that hill for nothing. She tried opening the door but it was locked. Fuck. 

Matt saw her not even open the car door before she ran down the hill. "Does Madi have superpowers?" He asked Laura, who was still dealing with Chris. Nick punched Matt's leg, if he could speak, he'd be saying some words. And not nice ones. 

Madi ran over to the bag, grabbed the car keys and ran back up the hill. She was going to skip leg day the next time it came around with the amount of cardio this was using. She unlocked the car and dove into the back, searching around. She found the inhaler on the floor. 

Locking the car, she ran down the hill, waving the inhaler around. Once she was close enough, she chucked the inhaler to Matt, who caught it and gave it to Nick. 

Once Nick took a puff, Matt snatched it out of Nick's mouth, wiped in on the hemming of his shirt and gave it to Chris to use. Sharing was caring. 

"What the fuck, I'm using that" Nick gasped, needing another puff. Once Chris did his first puff, Matt stole it out of Chris's mouth, wiped it on the hemming of his shirt and gave it back to Nick. 

Chris gawked but didn't say anything. Matt was stressed and it was written on his face like words on bathroom walls. He was trying his best in an unethical way. 

Matt continued that routine for a couple more minutes until both his brothers had gotten their breathes back fully. 

"I think you guys should invest in two inhalers or maybe don't have asthma attacks when Matt is around. Clearly he can't resolve them that well" Madi commented, coming back over to the middle of the track, holding the baby labrador. After she put the keys in the bag, she went to go pet the dog and the owner allowed her to bring it over.

The dog crawled all of the five of them, four out of the five laughing at Madi's remark. 

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Matt lost his bragging rights even though he went the furthest in the race. His shit handling of the situation made him lose them. 

Laura won them even though she didn't race, but she was the most successful in helping out. 

Oh and after all of that. They forgot about the camera so none of it got filmed. 

How fun!

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I TRIED

LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH AND HOPEFULLY MY GRIND COMES BACK

MWAH MWAH

-BON