Shira: I don't understand
why I can't teleport to their direct location.

Xavier: Maybe if we combine powers that
might resolve your problems.

Hold my hand!

Shira: Excitely speaking...Why, it's working, theres my husband and son inside that wire cage!

Xavier yells: Look out Shira!

𝘼𝙣 𝙀𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙏𝙚𝙣 𝘾𝙖𝙜𝙚

🔶 S̾h̾i̾r̾a̾, 山є ᘜσ𝙩 Y̾o̾Ʉ!🔶

𝘠𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘴...

𝘈 𝘤𝙖𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝙧𝘦
𝙀𝙡𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝙏𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝙎𝘩𝘪𝘳𝙖...

Xavier hollers: Crap!

Are you alright Shira?

Shira: Run, before they capture you too.

𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳
𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦
𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨...

Xavier, I'm dying! ☜

Xavier: 𝑯𝔢 Տ𝒄𝒓𝔢𝑨𝒎𝑠 𝔞𝔫𝔡
C̶om᷈m᷈a᷈n᷈d᷈i᷈n᷈g᷈ 𝔢𝒗𝐞𝑟𝒚 𝒂𝑡𝒐𝑚 𝒂𝑛𝐝 𝐦𝑜𝒍𝐞𝑐𝒖𝑙𝒆 𝑤𝔦𝐭𝔥𝔦𝔫 𝒉𝑖𝐬 𝐛𝑜𝒅𝑦 𝒉𝔢 𝒄𝔯𝐞𝔞𝒕𝔢𝔰 𝐚 𝑙𝒊𝔱𝔢𝔯𝒂𝑙

卄e𝗹𝒍𝐬𝑡𝚘𝘳𝗺 𝒐𝑓

ᗪ𝑬ᐯᗴ𝐬TᗩT𝑰ᑎ𝘎

O𝑽ᗴᖇ𝑾ℎєᒪᗰI𝐍ᘜ

🅢︎🅟︎🅐︎🅦︎🅝︎ 🅰︎🆇︎🆇︎🆇︎ 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞
𝒄o̾𝐦b̾i̾𝔫e̾ 𝐰𝔦𝐭h̾

ᗴ𝐥𝔢♏eᑎt̸ ♑Iᑎ𝐞

P͜͡🅞︎₩e̸𝐫

𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩!

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩
𝘯𝘰 𝙏𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘎𝙧𝘦𝘺 𝗮𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

😳

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴
𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭!

𝘍𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥
𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘸
𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴...

𝘟𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘢, 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬𝘪 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘯.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘻...

Captain Kirki: Well, thanks for saving our asses Xavier.

Yeah, my, I think my life was flashing before my very eyes.

Those dam 𝐓𝘢ll 🅖re𝐲 𝐚li𝐞𝐧𝐬 are a menace to
all planets and the Federation.

You are welcome to serve on this ship as long as you wish.

We could certainly use you as a security officer when transporting down to hostile planets!

Couldn't we Mr Spot?

Mr Spot: Why yes, of course Captain Kirki,
his escapades will be known throughout countless galaxies.

Xavier: Well, I'm just glad that it is all over! I am starving, does anyone have a sandwich?

Shira: My dear, I think you deserve much more than a sandwich,

doesn't he Kirki?

Trilon: Yeah! How about a group hug!

Captain Kirki: Okay,
don't be a dick Trilon,
let us be grateful
this turned out well
for everyone.

Helmsman, set a new course for Plutonia. Scotee, are the engines okay?

Scotee: Why captain, I thought that Plutonia was considered off limits by Starship Federation.

Why go there?

Captain Kirki: Scotee, yours is not to question why. Yours is but to do or....

Helmsman Zuli: Klingrats are closing rapidly with armed phasers captain! An armed Tall grey aliens vessel is also acting as a escort.

Captain Kirki: My God, Spot! Do they ever take a day off!

𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖐𝖎𝖗𝖐𝖎, 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖆, 𝐢𝖘 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖆 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕?

Captain Kirki: I wish she were aboard my starship.

My wife and son have been taken prisoners on the planet
Draconia.

𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚: 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓! 𝖜𝖊 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕. 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗!

Captain Kirki:

Alright!

Enough of this, Captain to the bridge, fire the photon torpedoes now!

I'm not taking this crap from a Klingrat, I'm not going to take anymore!

I've been taken prisoner and tortured by some Tall grey aliens who almost killed my wife,

and now they are threatening her life again.

Enough of this nonsense Mr Spot!

Fire!

Mr Spot: Captain, need I remind you that their ships are not visible until the moment they fire their weapons.

Sir?

Captain Kirki: Spot you are always stealing my thunder.

Must you always remain so calm and rational.
It's, it's, it's so infuriating!

My god man!

Mr Spot: Half man and half Vulcany sir.

Captain Kirki: Okay, bridge, you can cancell that order to fire Photon torpedoes for now.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵...

Helmsman Zuli: Captain!

More Klingrats ships in stealth mode have appeared and are firing upon the Enterprisz!

© Charles Kemp