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I apologise for any inaccuracy beforehand -- I tried my best :") anyway, I'm also sorry if your character didn't show up too much in this! I will probably be making more in the future sooooo yeah~

|| I. THE CHOCOLATE FROG INCIDENT ||

Lia: *sees a chocolate frog on the way to Hogwarts*
The Chocolate Frog:
Lia:

*angelic music starts playing*

Azriel: isn't the weather nice today?
Lia: *fxcking pOuNceS on Azriel* G I M M E.

|| II. "BRO." ||

Ezekiel: Bro.
Azriel: Bro?
Ezekiel: Just know that I'd give up my charming good looks for you, bro.
Azriel: *touched, clenches his heart and tears up a bit* bro.
Ezekiel: sIKE -- my looks are too valuable to surrender *freaking sparkles as he shoots finger guns at his reflection*
Azriel: It was a mistake to think of you as a friend.
Irene: and you question why I mute him on Instagram.

|| III. PLANTS VS. EZEKIEL ||

*wild west music starts playing*

Ezekiel: *narrows his eyes*
Plant:
Ezekiel: *reaches for his wand*
Cassian: *slams greenhouse door open* WHAT THE FXCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
Ezekiel: IT WAS THE PLANT IT INSULTED MY FACE

|| IV. CLOSET TROUBLES ||

Cassian: *slams door open* LILITH, THE CLOSET IS HAUNTED--
Lilith: *rolls her eyes* Suuuuureee, Cas. Suuuuure.
Cassian: I'M SERIOUS. I WAS WALKING PAST, RIGHT? BUT THEN- THEN IT STARTED TO CREATE NOISE AND THEN THERE WAS A VOICE--
Lilith: *shushes Cassian* Will you shut up if I go check it?
Cassian: ...ye--
Lilith: -- then let's go.

*timeskip*

Cassian: t-there! *points at a moving closet*
Lilith: holy shxt it's actually moving
Cassian: yOu sEe???
???: *muffled noises as it bangs on the closet*
Cassian: *flinches* LORD SAVE US ALL--
Lilith: ... *reaches for the closet*
Cassian: wAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
Yusami: F I N A L L Y *tumbles out of the closet*
Cassian: *s c r e e c h*
Lilith: sami what the actual fxck were you doing in there?
Yusami: ...

let's not talk about that--

|| V. ARAVIS IS LONELY ||

Aravis:

Aravis: I just want friends--

|| VI. TO BXTCH OR TO NOT ||

Azriel: What about the poor cats? Can they be counted as orphans as well? If they're parentless, wouldn't that mean they deserve to have the right to get a home? Why can't kitties have the same rights as humans--
Yusami: hEy ISN'T THAT DISCRIMINATION
Ezekiel:
Lilith:
Lia:
Cassian:
Obama:

Irene: *sips cup of tea* yep, sounds about right.

|| VII. (NO) HOMO ||

Ezekiel: Bro, I love you, no homo.
Azriel: No bro. I love you, no homo.
Ezekiel: but I love you more, no homo.
Azriel: I love love love you more, no homo.
Ezekiel: I love you, yes homo.
Azriel: I love you more, yes homo.
Ezekiel: ...
Azriel: ...
Lia: Am I interrupting something?