For starryeyedturtle (sorry it's been forever I was so incredibly not okay for a bit but I'm good now so :P)

Imogen,

I cannot believe weddings are this much work!

BTW I will be using excessive punctuation because I think that is really the only way I will be able to express my utter frustration at both my fiancée and her ridiculous friends. They are all dead to me. All of them, but mostly Nick. He is the worst.

This time, Cece and I were trying to figure out what to put on our registry, and, obviously, I was thinking of some pretty reasonable things, such as Bread Makers and Food Processors but Nick, as Nick does, has decided to put silverware and cups on the registry. Who needs silverware? What is it about cups?

Plus, I think Nick thinks that I don't have cups. I have cups. I am a person with cups!

Could you talk to Nick about this, really? Because I would but I don't think he ever listens to me, like ever.

Not that I think he would listen to you. He's just so... ugh.

At least he isn't as annoying as Jess, who has taken it upon herself to do everything for this wedding. She ordered blue lavender flowers but why would anyone want blue lavenders? Clearly, pink peonies are the way to go and I really don't understand why Jess doesn't get that.

At least Jess is on jury duty right now so she isn't running all over my plans. However, that means that no one is really prepared for wedding stuff besides me. Obviously, Cece isn't prepared for this wedding, she is just wonderful and the love of my life, but she will not acquiesce on the matter of the flowers. She thinks that blue lavender is 'fine.' Nothing is going to be fine about this wedding, it has to be perfect, you understand.

It's almost like no one gets how important this is! Like, it's our wedding! It can't just be fine or okay, it has to be the best and it has to be perfect. I'm not really sure if you'll understand but does it really matter? You'll commiserate with me anyway.

Please talk to Nick. He's driving me batty.

Call me when you get this,

Schmidt