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𝒫𝒾𝓁𝑜𝓉

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𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗜𝗢𝗡, 𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗕𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡 𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗟𝗬 𝗡𝗢𝗥 𝗜 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧 𝗜𝗧.𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗚𝗘, 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗖 𝗩𝗜𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘, 𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦.

𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘, 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗.

3♥r♥d♥ ♥P♥o♥v

The scene opens with a shot of that slowly zooms in on the . The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

 "Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here.....Moxxie." the imp, known as Moxxie gives his boss a incredulous look in response.

 "Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"

"What about a car wash?" a female imp demon asks with sparkles in her eyes.

"This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay?" Blitzø says before thinking to himself.

"Uhh, what about a billboard?" another imp asks looking very bored.

"We can't afford a billboard, [Name]." Moxxie says while crossing his crosses his arms.

"Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." Blitzø states sarcastically as he pushes the imp away and pulling the demon now know as [Name] close to him.

"Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" 

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs and [Name] cutting in half someone. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, [Name] and Blitzø eating popcorn.

"Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzø states while still eating.

"I don't get paid enough for this." [Name] says while trying to get off Blitzø's hold.

"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches." Moxxie stayed while looking.

"Uh, hey, excuse me. What's 'obnoxious' about a super-fun jingle, all right?" Blitzø asks while turning to him.

"No idea, but probably you will make me say nothing " [Name] stated annoyed by the demon.

"That's right, My little [Name-boo]! It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzø says

"People love musicals, sir." Millie says agreeing with her boss.

"Now that is not tru-" [Name] interrupted by Blitzø covering their mouth.

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad  did?" Blitzø says while [Name] removed his hand off their mouth glaring at him.

"Sir--" 

" 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside. " Blitzø says pretending to be sad while [Name] looked at him then at Moxxie.

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie asks flirting with their husband.

 "I-- What?" Moxxie replies confused

" *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you." She says, playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately. 

As that happened [Name] eye twich rethinking their choice about the Job and how they don't get paid enough for this, but hey, at least they get free food.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie!" He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it. "After I made you employee of the month!"

"*defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" Moxxie says defeated.

"I liked it." Millie and [Name] say at the same time looking at Moxxie.

" Do not-- *points at Millie and at [Name]* Do not agree with him in front of me!" Moxxie says, betrayed.

 💀

https://youtu.be/fLVQ2LVN1tA

The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.

 "Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "ø" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" Blitzø says He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.

Two pictures of Blitzø in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzø wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.

"Are you that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzø holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

 "After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!"

Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a , while Moxxie, Millie and [Name] are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie , Millie and  [Name] run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.

 "(to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the , we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! *falls backwards into the portal*"

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the plays in the background.

♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫

 ♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫

 ♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

 ♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫

♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫

 ♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

 ♫ We do our job so well, ♫

 ♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫

♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫

 ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫

 ♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫

Moxxie accidentally shoots passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

"AUUUGH!" The kid yelps in pain

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo, Millie and [Name] turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.

Cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

" Doctor, he's not responding!" The nurse says in a masculine voice.

"Cool water, stat!" another nurse yells.

The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.

"It didn't do anything!" The blue haired Nurse yells

The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.

" Dammit! I'm not losing another one." The Doctor says holding the defibrillator.

once everyone has their defibrillator  paddles over the boy.

"CLEAR!" yells the Doctor.

They all zap the boy and he wakes up.

"*gasps*" A gasp is heard from the Kid (how unfortunate)

"Holy shit! It actually worked." The doctor says shocked.

Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie and [Name] are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. While [Name] looks at their phone as The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.

" He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?" The doctor asks the four.

"The fuck is insurance?" Blitzo asks looking up from his magazine to the doctor.

A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, [Name] , Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.

A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

 ♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫

💀

The scene cuts back to the boardroom. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt, and [Name] who watches the viddeo with her, slightly laughing.

"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple." Moxxie then says glaring at Loona.

" Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie." Loona says still looking at her phone with [Name].

"YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!" Moxxie stutters, trying to find the right words.

"Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona,  you shot the kid afterall."  [Name] replies looking at Moxxie with a small smirk while Loona gave [Name] a soft smile.

"Exatly [N/n]! She didn't do anything wrooooong~" Blitzo says hugging Loona, who snarls at him in response.

" ...Are you kidding me, sir, [Name] ? She's awful!" Moxxie replies.

💀

The scene cuts to a flashback of Loona at her desk, reading a magazine called " Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.

"Hello, I.M.P." Loona answers not looking up from her magazine.

" Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--" Millie says on the phone, panicked when Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation. 

💀

Next, she is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.

"Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'." Blitzo says with a happy happy face.

"Is it a cure for syphilis?" Loona asks looking at him

"I... Oh..." 

"THEN, I DON'T WANT IT! "says Loona, as she snatches the present and angrily slams it on the floor. A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck.

"UGHHH!"

" I'm sorry! It was spiders!" Blitzo says hiding outside of the office window

"Goddammit." Loona mumbles annoyed with a deadpanned face.

"Don't worry Loona, How about if me and Blitzo will get ya something else to make up for..... *looks at the spiders who don't try to come close to her due to them melting* this..."  [Name] says getting some spiders off of Loona while she smiles at them.

💀

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".

" Um, e- excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?" Moxxie asks looking at Loona.

"No." She answers not looking up from the computer.

" Wha-- Why- Why would anyone send me this?" Moxxie asks confused by the flyer.

"C'mon... You know why." Loona says looking up at Moxxie.

💀

The next scene shows Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.

"Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!" Loona says as she turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.

" Why would you drink on a work night?" Millie asks, confused.

"*stops drinking* I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!" She yells as an answer.

"Isn't that my lunch?" Moxxie asks as he enters the room and notices Loona with his box.

"*drops the box on the floor* Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some-" Loona says as she drops the box on the floor. She then proceeds to kick the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie.

"-fucking steam!"

Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Loona runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. She then kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief. 

💀

The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.

" Bliiiitzo, [Name]! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you both! Sounds a little DTF-y." Loona says looking bored.

Cuts to Blitzo, Moxxie and [Name], who when they heard the description standed nervously by a water cooler.

"I'M NOT HERE" [Name] yells hidding Behind Moxxie while he looks at them confused.

"*throws his cup of water on the floor* Oh, GOD, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world."

"*stares in stunned silence* ...You what?" Asks Moxxie with a stunned face.

💀

The scene cuts to a flashback of sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.

"*to himself* Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin' heavy book!" Blitzo reaches Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.

"Oh- Oh, SHIT!!" Blitzo yells as he lands on the cake that Stella and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

"Oof! Sorry, I fucked your husband." Blitzo says to Stella.

💀

Another flashback sets into the scene, except this time, it is set in Stolas' opulent office within his grand palace. The flickering flames danced along the walls, casting an eerie glow across the room. Stolas, the wealthy owl demon, sat behind his ornate desk, feathers ruffled in anticipation.

[Name] looks at Stolas, their gaze filled with hesitation and uncertainty.

The weight of the offer hung in the air as Stolas contemplated his words.

"Listen, [Name]," Stolas began, his voice smooth and persuasive.

"I have a proposition for you. A chance to save someone dear to you." [Name's] eyes widened, a mixture of curiosity and concern swirling within their fiery depths. The thought of someone they cherished facing imminent danger sent chills down their spine.

"What... what do you mean?" [Name] inquired, their voice trembling slightly.

Stolas leaned forward, resting his talons on the polished surface of the desk.

"I possess the power to ensure the continued existence of your friend. However, I require your services in return. Your loyalty, your skills."

[Name's] heart raced, torn between the desire to protect their friend and the fear of the unknown. They knew the dangers that lurked within Hell, the harsh reality of survival and the need to form alliances.

"But why me? What could I possibly offer you?" [Name] asked, their voice filled with a mix of curiosity and trepidation.

Stolas smirked, his eyes glinting with mischief.

"Because, my dear [Name], you possess a unique talent, a fire within you that can be harnessed. With your abilities, you could be an asset to me. A protector, an enforcer."

A flicker of uncertainty crossed [Name's] face. They had never seen themselves as anything more than a free spirit, wandering through Hell without any attachment or commitment. The thought of becoming entangled in the web of Stolas' schemes was daunting.

"But... if I refuse?" [Name] asked hesitantly, their voice tinged with worry.

Stolas' expression turned somber, and he leaned back in his chair.

"Refusal, my dear, is not a luxury you can afford in this realm. Survival in Hell is a constant battle, and without the strength and protection I can offer, you may find yourself facing a grim fate."

A shiver ran down [Name's] spine as they pondered Stolas' words. The weight of the decision pressed upon them, and they knew that, ultimately, the safety of their friend rested in their hands.

With a deep breath, [Name] met Stolas' gaze with determination.

"Very well, Stolas. I accept your offer. But remember, I'm doing this for her. I won't forget the debt I owe you."

Stolas grinned, his eyes shimmering with a mixture of satisfaction and anticipation.

"Excellent. Welcome to the beginning of a profitable partnership, my dear [Name]. Rest assured, your friend shall remain safe under my watchful eye."

💀

"BLIIIITZO!  [NAME]! " Loona yells as the scene cuts back at her desk.

"WE HEARD YOU ALREA--!" Both Blitzo and [Name] yell.

💀

The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.

" Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?" Blitzo asks nervously.

"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!" Stolas says, as he's shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.

"Doesn't it?" 

" Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~ Is [name-boo] there? maybe they can keep complany..." Stolas replies, flirty.

"Uh- no, why would they-?" Blitzo replies confused on why his favorite employ was brought up.

" You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?" Stolas asks through the phone.

Blitzo pulls his phone away and talks to himself.

" God-fuckin'-dammit." Blitzo mumbles under his breath.

" When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... bleeped) your *bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!"

Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, scene pans to his with Stolas name listed as "creepy mouth (aka one night stand bird dick) with a call total of 48 seconds. as he hangs up, a knock out noise plays. He snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

"Eat this!" He yells at Loona as she drinks the blended cellphone mixture.

"Y'know that bridge over the freeway?" he asks looking at her.

"Yeah?" Loona raises her eyebrow as she says it.

" Shit off it!"

💀

The flashback ends, and Blitzo is standing by Loona and [Name].

"Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family." As soon as he says this, Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles, touched by Blitzo's words, while [Name] looks at Blitzo with a soft smile.

"We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.

"That is offensive! Without homeless people, *walks over to window and raises blinds* I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!"

Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

" While we're on the subject of [makes air quotes with his hands] "family", can you and [Name] stop finding me and Millie outside of work?" Moxxie says making an annoying face.

"Hey! He drags me along! I have nothing to do with it, Plus he does that to me." [Name] says looking at Moxxie while pointing their finger at Blitzo, who shrugs innocently.

"We, know [N/n-pie] don't worry. But Come on, sweetie! *looks at Moxxie* It's not that big a deal!" Millie says as Glass shattering noise plays as Moxxie makes a stocked face.

" Excuse me...*he looks at Millie*WHAT?!" Moxxie yells.

💀 

The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.

Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Millie: Sure, sweetie.

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.

" Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!"

Millie giggles at his joke.

"*throws the diced carrots into the soup* What's funny, honey?" Moxxie asks.

"Really impressive wordplay." [Name] says walking through the door while eating chips as the bag slowly melting. 

" WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!" Moxxie yells looking at Blitzo before his eyes met [Name]'s.

"AND HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE!?!?!?" He yells again as [Name] stares at him, still eating their chips with the bag melted.

💀

Later that evening, shows a building, Inside their Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

" Whatcha dreamin' about?" He asks looking at him like a cat. 

" I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that." Moxxie replies, tired about Blitzo's shit.

💀

The scene changes into Moxxie and Millie singing.

♫ Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell ♫

Moxxie sings as Millie Joins him.

 ♫*harmonizing* ♫ It's for him that I fell ♫

 ♫ Oh, Millie~ ♫

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo outside the window holding a camcorder.

" Are you fucking filming us right now?!"

💀

Another flashback sets into the scene, except this time, it is set in [Name]'s own room. They stood before a mirror, carefully dressing themselves up for a night out in Hell.

Their focus was interrupted by the mischievous Blitzo, who burst into the room without warning. He held out a pair of gloves, grinning mischievously. 

"Hey, [Name]! Thought you might need these," he said, thrusting the gloves toward them.

Startled, [Name] turned to face Blitzo, their expression a mix of surprise and annoyance.

"Blitzo, what the fuck? Can't you knock? Give me some privacy!" they snapped as their eyes slowly became little flames..

Blitzo chuckled, seemingly unfazed by [Name]'s reaction. 

"Aw, come on, relax! We're all friends here, what? ya got something hidding under there?" he replied looking at their suit.

But [Name's] irritation quickly turned into a fiery rage, quite literally. Their anger ignited within them like a raging inferno. Flames erupted from their body, engulfing the room in a chaotic display of fire and heat.

The once-cozy space transformed into a blazing spectacle, with the flames dancing along the walls and consuming everything in their path. Blitzo, caught off guard, stood frozen in shock, his body covered in black soot as he coughs.

💀

The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.

" Just... stop... doing that!" Moxxie says looking irritated.

"*shrugs* I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want us seein'?" Blitzo asks, holding [Name] as the looked as if they wanted to die on the spot.

" No!" Moxxie yells as his eyes twitch in anger.

 "You a baby-wiener-haver?" as Blitzo asks, Loona snickers at the same time while [Name] hold their gloved hand to their mouth.

" Sir, what you say and how you act is totally *stands up from his chair* INAPPROPRIATE!" He yells out in anger.

"*lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder* Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!" Millie says trying to calm him down.

"I AM CALM!" Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo

"Shh-shh-shh. There, there." Millie says comforting her husband.

" Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff *motions his hands to imply sexual activity* you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!" Blitzo says as [Name] looks at him deadpanned.

"I actually judge you a lot" [Name] says as they grab a glass of water.

"You don't count, [N/n-boo]" Blitzo replies looking at them with baby eyes.

"Don't fucking-"  as [Name]'s hair and body started to flame up, Loona puts a hand on [Name]'s shoulder to calm them down.

" Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!" Moxxie says, going back to the conversation.

" Mox, he's our boss!" Millie says, scolding Moxxie.

" No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive?--...retarded." Blitzo says smiling smugly.

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?" Moxxie asks as Blitzo leans closer to him. "It actually does." Blitzo replies, still smilling.

" The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!" Loona says looking away from [Name] to Moxxie.

"No, he's not, you *deeper tone* BITCH! *flips Loona off* " Millie says as she slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger.

"I hate this company so much." [Name] says, finally calming themself down while Loona starts growling at Millie.

" Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!" Blitzo yells out-

" Yes, I am!" Loona says snapping at Millie.

" You guys are all fucking assholes." 

Blitzo, [Name], Moxxie, Millie, and Loona's eye all widen in surprise. They look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

"Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Blitzo yells out to the child named Eddie.

"Ugh, this company is such a mess!" Moxxie mumbles while pinching the bridge of his nose (that he hasn't).

" Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit." [Name] says looking at Blitzo with annoyed eyes.

"Nobody was talking about your stupid ass outfit." [Name] replies looking annoyed.

"Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling, so how does it look? It's good right?" Blitzø said. 

"*points at Blitzo* It's been a literal hell *detaches the tubes of the heart monitor* having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!" The kid says looking desperate.

He then once again points at Blitzo.

"You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!" He yells out.

"Hey now, that's not very-" Before Moxxie could continue he gets cut off by Eddie.

" If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit." Eddie, the child, says intimidating him.

Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.

" That's my husband you're talkin' to!" Millie began to yell at Eddie.

"*laughs* That's your husband?!" as he says this Moxxie and Millie snarl at Eddie.

" I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad!" The kid says laughing at Millie as he finally gets a glance at [Name].

"And you! *points at [Name]* You're literally a fire shit who could explode at any moment for fucking ass fun!" As he says this, [Name]'s hair became to rise up like flames, already getting annoyed at the child infront of them.

"*points at Loona* And you!" as he glances at Loona.

"What? *looks up from her phone* What about me?" Loona says, looking up from her phone.

Eddie: Nothing. *crosses arms* I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person." He says smirking at Loona as she gives a wide-eyed glare, whining at Eddie with anger, going back to looking at her phone.

Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit." Blitzo says as everyone starts agreeing with him. "*softly* Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit."

Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.

" Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all." Loona says not lookingup rom her phone.

" Who?" Blitzo asks.

"Him." Loona replies pointing at Eddie.

"Me?" Eddie asks in disbelief.

"Yup." Loona says while not looking up.

"They wanted us to kill an actual child?" [Name] asks looking at Loona.

" That's what they're sayin'." Loona replies.

"...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God."  Blitzo says as he draws a flintlock pistol and fires it at Eddie, killing him instantly.

" OWWWW!" The kid crashes into the wall as he gets shot, covers a spot with blood as he yells this, landing on the table while his eyes turn to Xs

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Then blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzo and Moxxie kicking Eddie's corpse, Millie stabbing him, [Name] buring his face, and Loona recording everything on her phone.

"Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!" Blitzo says as a voice over as Blitzo and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, dismembering Eddie's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively. Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting Eddie's body parts in a garbage bag.

"So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares."

As Blitzo does the voiceover, he hugs Moxxie, Millie, [Name], and Loona, the latter's phone flying out of her hands.

" Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that *wraps his tail lovingly around the group* we handle this going forward respectfully." as he says this the group all smile ,

As the scene cuts to a newscast, showing Eddie's mother tearfully holding up a bad drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says, "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar constantly reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"

"*sobbing* Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at-- [Eddie's bloody body bag suddenly falls into her arms.] *terrified* OHHH!" Eddie's mother and the news reporter look up in shock as the camera follows their gaze. Blitzo, [Name], Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.

" *smiles and waves* You're welcome whore!" [Name] yells as the Four disappear in the portal as it closes.

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