unorganised
Taehyung left the dinnertable and walked towards the door.
"Kook? Who is it?" He asked curiously.
When Taehyung joined Jungkook by the door he gave Lil J. a good look up and down.
"Oh..." he said softly, sounding a bit disappointed.
Lil J. squinted at Taehyung as if the man had stoled his food.
"Who the fuck is this?" He asked Jungkook, glaring at how Taehyung's hand rested on Jungkook's shoulder.
Jungkook glanced at Taehyung, his mind racing to remember that Lil J. had never actually met Taehyung before.
"Oh- uh... t-this is-"
"You cheating on me huh?!" Lil J. yelled, reaching out to clench Jungkook's shirt into his hand and threateningly yank him forward.
"Hey, hey, hey, back off dude!" Taehyung yelled back, grabbing Lil J.'s hand to free Jungkook from his grip.
"Uh- Tae-"
Everything was happening so fast Jungkook had no idea how to calm everyone down.
"Wanna fucking go bitch!?" Lil J. shouted harply, his voice loudly booming through the hallway.
"Oh please why the hell are you even here you dumb fuck? Jk isn't going anywhere with you!" Taehyung said sternly, pushing Jungkook back into the appartement as he tried to close the door.
"Like I'd even want to go anywhere with that guy!" Lil J. yelled as he stormed away, stomping his feet with each step he took. "Dude's apparantly more of a slut than Minnie!"
Jungkook could only think straight after the door closed in front of him and the yelling and shouting had stopped.
"Jesus what a weirdo Kook..." Taehyung said in deep thought. "Are you seriously dating him? I know I said I'd support you but this is just so strange..."
Jungkook hadn't been able to move. It was like he'd been paralyzed, fluttering his eyes as he came out of the shock.
"Shit!" He cursed, before forcefully pulling the door open again and stepping outside.
"Jungkook what are you- you aren't seriously- Jungkook!?"
Jungkook ignored Taehyung's calls and sprinted after Lil J. who was still walking away like an angry dwarf.
"Wait! Mi-... Ji-... Di-... Lil J!"
Jungkook wanted to playfully catch up to Lil J. and hug him from behind to make him less angry, because in all honesty he'd missed the tempered filter more than he realised.
But the moment Jungkook's hands touched Lil J's shoulders time sped up once more.
Jungkook was lifted into the air, and thrown over Lil J' shoulder as if he were lighter than a bag of feathers.
"What the-"
Jungkook was suddenly staring up at the clear blue sky and realised it was a beautiful day. The sun shined and the weather was mild and pleasent.
"...fuck..."
Jungkook had a deja-vu to when he'd played the basketball game with Lil J. when the filter bent over to look at him again.
"Yeah you totally deserved that," Lil J. said curtly, seeming pretty proud of himself and his accomplishment.
Jungkook released a small whine at the pain his lungs. "I'm sorry. Taehyung is just my roommate and bestfriend."
The skin around Lil J.'s eyes tightened and he glared sceptically.
"Yeah right. You're just friends with a guy like him? Why the fuck would you choose this unorganised mess over a normal relationship."
Jungkook rolled onto his stomache and slowly stood up, massaging his back for the pain to leave.
"First of all," he said as he held up his finger. "Taehyung is the most annoying person I've ever met like- you don't even come close trust me. Secondly, he is not gay and thirdly, I am so completely, deeply, passionately and stupidly in love with you it's crazy."
Jungkook dusted off his clothes and realised he was still wearing what he'd slept in.
"Now wait here so I can go put on some normal clothes," he said quickly, speeding back to his apartement before Lil J. had any chance to say something.
But Jungkook guessed that even if he'd given the filter some time to speak, he wouldn't have been able to talk back anyway, and the thought made the student grin.
~~~
"You said something about pranking people?" Jungkook asked as he walked next to Lil J, wearing a sweater and some basketball shorts he'd found in his closet to match the filter a little better. "I'm down for anything as long as it's not illegal."
Lil J. scoffed, "don't be a wuss. I won't make you do anything that'll make you cry."
Jungkook pursed his lips and nodded, wordlessly walking next to Lil J. to a destination he wasn't even sure excisted.
"You've met Min huh?" Lil J. asked, shoving his hand into his pockets as he walked like he was some sort of gangster. "Uptight prick if you ask me but you kind of are too so I guess you guys got along?"
Jungkook sheepishly scratched the back of his head. He really needed some time to adjust to Lil J. after spending yesterday with Min. The two were almost polar opposites...
"He's cool," Jungkook simply said, hating how incredibly akward he found himself compared to Lil J.
"So uhm... what exactly are we gonna do?"
Lil J. smirked and Jungkook got scared.
"Were pranking Ji-"
"No," Jungkook said immediatly, suprising himself with how he'd defied
Lil J.
"He's your big bro and I get that that makes you want to... stress him out to the max for some reason... But I'm gonna have to keep him on my good side if I want to keep dating Jimin..."
Jungkook chuckled to himself. "Speaking of... when you came to my place this morning, you thought I cheated on you... but how could I cheat on you if we're not even dating?"
Lil J. avoided Jungkook's cheeky smile and scoffed. "I meant Jim and Jiminie with that obviously," he mumbled like a moody teenager.
Jungkook grinned, remembering how Lil J. had told him before that he wasn't completely not into guys.
He attempted another try at backhugging the cool filter, and thankfully this time, he wasn't tackled to the ground again.
"Your roommate is rubbing off on you because you are indeed very annoying," Lil J. grumbled as Jungkook swung his arms around his shoulders, remaining indifferent as ever though Jungkook could sense that the filter secretely liked it.
Jungkook chuckled and held on tight anyway. "So who are we pranking then?" he asked as he clung to Lil J. like a needy girlfriend.
Lil J. sighed, "well since you're too much of a pussy to prank Jin we'll just do it with a neighbour."
Jungkook gulped. Was he cool enough for this? "W-were not hurting him though, right?"
The student realised he sounded like a coward but it had been years since he'd pranked anyone. He'd missed it... but he has had to grow up... apparantly Lil J. has not.
Lil J. rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah we're not killing anyone."
Jungkook gulped again. That's not what I asked...
~~~
After Lil J. ordered Jungkook to help carry a bucket of icecold water, a rope and some fake blood to the sidewalk of some random house, Jungkook was starting to fear for his life.
"Alright we're pranking mister Bang. He's a fat asshole that sleeps until 10 and leaves for work at 11."
Jungkook blinked at Lil J.
"And you know this how?..."
"I can't be fucking unprepared," Lil J. spat as if it wasn't unusual for him to know his neighbour's schedule.
"Now we're doing the shower prank, so here's the plan."
Lil J. let a cheeky smirk form along his lips and rubbed his hands together as he told Jungkook what was going to happen.
"Are you- are you serious?" Jungkook asked, feeling his heartbeat accelerate just at the though of pushing through with this prank.
"Are you- are you dumb?" Lil J. asked sacrastically, before walking to the house to set up the prank.
Jungkook lingered around, deeply questioning the morals of this prank before following Lil J. anyway.
After a bit of work the two men had set up their prank whilst trying to make as little sound as possible, careful not to wake mister Bang too early.
"Now," Lil J. said, slicing the pack of fake blood open with a pocketknife Jungkook hadn't seen before, though he could've simply opened it with his hands.
"You're gonna be the poor guy that got attacked by a psycho," he continued as he ruined Jungkook's perfectly good sweater with blood.
Suprisingly, the man also stained some of the fake blood on his own clothes, but Jungkook wasn't going to question it.
"Now, do as we discussed," Lil J. whispered, finding his spot behind mister Bang's porch, to guard the tensed wire that held the bucket of icewater still in the air.
Jungkook had never felt this stupid before. Was he really doing this? Playing a prank on a normal citizen that just tried to live his life? How old was he? 9?
Jungkook looked at Lil J. who signed him to start the plan the moment their eyes met.
"Fuck..." Jungkook cursed softly, before falling into character as if he'd ever attended drama class.
"Help me please!" He screamed, running up to mister Bang's porch with terror in his eyes. "Help me I got attacked!"
Jungkook pounded against the door and on the windows and screamed and sobbed, losing himself into the act completely.
And then the door swung open.
"What the hell is thi-!?"
Jungkook stared at how the suprised man's eyes scanned him, and how they widened when he saw the blood on Jungkook's clothes. He looked Jungkook in the eyes, and Jungkook was suddenly petrified.
He already heard Lil J. laugh as he cut the wire, and not long after, the bucket of icewater hanging above mister Bang's head dropped.
The water crashed onto the hefty man and drenched his formal work attire completely. He screamed in shock, shrinking into one as his mind couldn't process what had happened yet, but the sight was simply hilarious.
"Run you idiot!" Lil J. yelled, giggeling loudly as he yanked Jungkook's arm to pull him with.
Jungkook's feat followed Lil J. as quickly as they could as the filter took his hands, and the furter they got away from the house, the more Jungkook came back to reality.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelled as he kept running, adrenaline suddenly coursing through his body and sending him on a trip. Jungkook laughed like a maniac, and he didn't know how to stop.
"Did you see his face!? That was fucking awesome!" He yelled in extacy, feeling his youthfulnes come back to him in a way it had never done before. Who knew that such a simple prank could be so riviting?
"Damn right it was!" Lil J. yelled, slowly comig to a stop when they realised they were already two blocks away from the house.
Jungkook panted much more heavily than Lil J. but he couldn't care less. He felt wild, fuck he felt feral. And Lil J. was just so fucking hot. The way his sweat trickeled from his forehead to his neck until it disappeared underneath his shirt. The way his chest heaved up and down as he kept on filling his lungs. His smug smirk that never seemed to leave his face.
Fuck, Jungkook throught... what if I just... why don't I just...
And that's when Jungkook did it.
Lil J's mouth tasted of mint chewing gum and opened for Jungkook the moment it got attacked.
The two men entered a state of complete and utter lust, hungrily attacking each other's mouths in the middle of the street.
Jungkook wasn't sure if he'd ever kissed someone this roughly before but he knew Lil J. could handle it. He caught the boy's lip between his teeth and sucked on it. He removed Lil J's cap and threw it away before pulling at his hair to make the filter's lips part even more.
Lil J. released a startled moan and allowed Jungkook to mark his neck, holding onto his tanktop to keep the man close.
"Let's... let's go to my place," Jungkook panted inbetween his needy kisses, his hands traveling all over Lil J's body as the pent of need to touch the man got the better of him.
"No," Lil J. opposed, biting his lips as Jungkook slipped his hand underneath the thin material of his basketballshorts to grope his ass. "Let's go to the forrest."
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