"Oh god, please don't cry, I don't know how to handle emotions-oops there I go, shutting down now, just gonna-yeah-"

FULL NAME Destinee Siebrianna Martinez (Lmao now you know my real first name cause I'm unoriginal)
NICKNAME Des, Dessie, Desitin, Dezera (Desiree)
AGE 20
GENDER Female
SEXUALITY Asexual-Panromantic
PRONOUNS She/Her/Hers
FACE CLAIM Alba Galocha (With Short Hair)

(She was the closest I could find, with hair, hair color, eye color, eyebrow, jawline, skin tone and lip shape being similar, although I wear glasses, have freckles, dimples and probably weight twice of what she does lmao)

"Can I like, stop having so much self loathing that it completely fucks up my mental functionality, please?"

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"Who needs love when you got CHOCOLATE SOY MILK!" *Cries*

PERSONALITY Blunt, Stubborn, Nerdy, Introvert, protective, defensive, Tired, respectful, quiet, rough, tomboy, very emo, pretends to not care but really cares alot, very anxious, probably has ADHD and stutters on some words, kinda spastic and gets embarrassed easily. Makes fun of herself alot. Hates when people put themselves down but is a total hypocrite. Gives good advice but never listens to herself. Idgaf attitude. Chronic anxiety. Sometimes blurts things really loud and turns red when everyone turns to her but ignores them. Asks random questions all the time. Very relatable. In love with Conan Gray, Jensen Ackles and Tom Hiddleson. Ultimate girl crush is Jessica Rabbit (+Daneel Ackles). Really against gender stereotypes "Who cares if I look like a dude? My brother acts like a girl and nobody cares yet I get a haircut and suddenly I'm Satan!". Makes jokes about being Satan bc her family is very religious. Hates being forced into things "CONSENT IS A THING!". Hates religion. Acts like satan. Is a total Slytherin. Complete feminist but also fights for mens rights. Is actually really smart but acts stupid bc she's afraid of being made fun of, but will totally argue with you if she's right. Surprisingly good with kids, even though she has a distaste for bratty little snot-nosed brats. Extremely awkward, but it's 'part of her charm' And makes her look like a turtle when put on the spotlight. Underage drinking is a yes! Clumsy af, always scared she's gonna break everything. Shockingly a good cook. "Liquid courage is the best kind of courage."

LIKES Black Coffee, Earl Grey Tea, Star Wars, DC, BATMAN!, SHAZAM!, RED HOOD!, Snakes, Supernatural Lore, Sy-Fi, Timberlands, Converse, Doc Martin's, 80's Rock, Pop-Punk, Indie, K-Pop, Monsta X, BIGBANG, Sleep, Plaid, Guns, Jackets/Sweaters, Reading, Art, Music, Singing, Being Alone, Harry Potter, SPN, vines

DISLIKES Children, Clowns, Microwaves, Social Interaction IRL, Discrimination, Being unorganized, Being Yelled at, Being Awake, Life lol, Superman, her family, Pink, herself, meat (she's a vegetarian)

BIGGEST FEAR Living a normal, boring, unsuccessful life

"YOU KNOW I WISH THAT I HAD JESSE'S GIRL!~ 'cause let's be honest she was probably hot"

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"SONNUVA-FOR THE LAST TIME, JASON TODD IS THE BADDEST BITCH IN DC!"

BUCKET LIST
Get a Mullet
Dye the mullet green
Get peircings + tattoos
Own a Tibetan Mastiff
Punch a clown
Stitch her own arm for no reason
Sing in front of a crowd
Spray Paint a wall
Visit Greece
Spontaneously burn something
Jump off a bridge
Shoot a criminal
Burn through a whole clip and not miss one target

INSTAGRAM @noneofthemstaydead
YOUTUBE Robin Hood

"UH-Boy she a hoe, LEAVE THAT BITCH!"