" HELLO ORANGES !! " Yoonah jumped in front of the camera the second Byeol's clumsy fingers were able to turn it on

" Hi everyone!! Welcome to today's Citrus burn! " Hea preciously waved at the camera in a baby like manner

' Hi peeps!! Today our vlog is actually going to have an objective !! We know that our company is not well known, and a lot of people have this " mysterious ", scary image of Acid Studios so to, kind  of demystify this,today we will be interviewing our label mates and showing you  guys around!! '

The girls all clapped proud of Amora's natural delivery of the vlog's concept, happy that being The Coherent One ™ wasn't their job.

' Today Byeol is gonna serve as our cameraman because she's incredibly tall ' Amora said matter of factly, ending her the sentence with a gentle poke to Byeol's forehead

Byeol turned the camera to herself, a dorky smile on her face as she awkwardly made a positive hand sign ' Indeed. That is correct  '
She responded with no soul, drawing
giggles from her group mates.

' Okay so, let's go! I wanna show them AROOOUND! !'
Yoonah grabbed Byeol jumping out of the room into the corridor that connected their dorms to the downstairs studio.

' This is our dorm hall ' Amora tries to start the guide.

Barely a meter has been walked through before Byeol trips, the camera suddenly falling down into the ground

' bYEOL UNNIE ARE U OKAY ?? '
Hea shot down to Byeol's rescue entering full War Nurse Mode.

' Yeah. I just tripped on the exercise ball Tristan oppa gave us '  Byeol answers unfazed , a half laugh escaping as she shows  the camera the pink neon ball tucked in the corner along some abandoned socks.

' We totally totally used it!! It's on our Instagram, we have photographic proof! ' Amora joked so nobody would notice her kicking her dirty socks out of the frame.

'AHAHHAAHA .Oh hell yes we used it '
Yoonah cackled jumping on the oppurtinity to tease her friend ' Amora unnie has found a new way of locomotion, she just sits on the exercise ball and boings everywhere '

To demonstrate, Yoonah then squatted on the ground and bounced on the floor in a frog inspired impression of Amora

' NOOO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! '
Hea lightly pushed Yoonah grabbing her hands to hold them  ' It was 4 ; 37 AM '
Hea started telling the story like a ghost tale 
' I was in the kitchen. On the floor. Playing Club Penguin.'

Amora interrupted with a loud laugh falling into the wall.

' AND all of a sudden, a blob shaped creature ' She shot an dramatic look at Amora.' BOUNCES INTO THE KITCHEN, NUDGES MY FACE WITH THEIR FOOT ! And just mumbles 'go to sleep'

Hea's impression of Amora's groggy voice makes the girls explode in breathless laughs , blocking out all any other sound and leaving the video's audio messy.  

' She was so scared ' Amora tells Byeol, her voice hoarse from laughing and her face a full ripe tomato

' I FEARED FROM MY LIFE !!! '
Hea looks dumbfounded at Byeol and Yoonah's  betrayal, highlighting the real terror of her experience I'M SERIOUS. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A FROG DEMON, I WAS FROZEN '

A loud nasal snort comes out of Byeol as she momentarily loses control of the camera, the image becoming blurry .

' Umm guys, remember we have a thing to do? ' Byeol remembers as she reajusts the camera .

"OOH yeah we have to go ! ' Hea decidedly takes Byeol's' hand leading her down the stairs into the company's lounge.

As the girls reached the downstairs floor they were greeted by their interviewees arriving in perfect timing.

'HI GIRLS! What's this, a welcoming committee? '  A red haired man greeted them, curiously inspecting the camera

' It's the interview thing Tristan oppa talked about ' Hea explained, clearly nervous at directly addressing the older man.

'OH YEAH! Hi everyone, I'm Goblin! "

The video paused, a clear editing choice, the air was filled with funky rock music as text blocks appeared along with some stats framing Goblin's frozen face

STRENGHTS

PRODUCING

SNACK STEALING

CREATIVITY

WEAKNESSES

PUNCTUALITY

CARRYING LITERALLY ANYTHING

GUMMY BEARS

' I'm the first artist and for a long time, the only artist under ACid Studios. I also work here as creative director and set designer '

The girl's all clapped and catcalled,
Goblin simply threw his head back with a soft smile on his face, unabashedly accepting the praise.

' We will get back to ask u some questions we just wanna get introductions from all of the band ' Amora explained shyly

' Those assholes? ' Goblin joked and the girl's dramatically giggled, adoring every word their elder directed at them  ' Your loss girlies '

As he stepped out of frame Byeol moved the camera down, focusing on a blue haired man calmly munching on a bowl  of spicy ramen.

' You're filming the thingy now? ' The blue man asked startled as  Amora sat down next to him.

' yEAH ' Hea responded, half laughing at the feral way the he devoured the ramen

' Oh shit ' The man shoved a giant mouthful into his mouth swallowing it down like he was easting fire. ' HI, i'M Glass Eye I'm ThE bassist of the labelessss band Madam Satan. We play for Goblin'

STRENGTHS

LYRICISMS

SPICE TOLERANCE

LONG LEGS

WEAKNESSES

SEEING STUFF

SOCIALIZING

STEALING OTHER'S FOOD

' Glass Eye oppa could you show us why you have that name ?' Yoonah asked giggling in a mischievous tone

' Yeah sure ' The man  pulled back his eyelids with his hand which made the glass orb inside his eye socket jump out slightly. The 4 girls all screamed in terror and excitement, Hea visibly jumping.

' DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN ' Yoonah cheered yelling, way too excited for it to be socially acceptable.

Glass Eye obeyed now making his glass eye pop a little bit more, which brought on another wave of squeals.

'So yeah... that's why I'm Glass Eye.....my real name's Jihoon tho. Don't run with scissors kids  ' He gave a cheeky smile and peace sign making the girl's giggle again

'Okay, sooo " Amora gestured so Byeol would turn the camera to the third man occupying the lounge's  sofa

' Egg oppa please introduce yourself ' Yoonah demanded

' Hiiiiiiiiiiii " He gave a friendly wave " I'm Egg, I have a big shiny bald head and I'm the drummer of Madam Satan '

STRENGTHS

ACTING CUTE

MAKING BEDROOM EYES AT HIS DRUMS

CARRYING THINGS

WEAKNESSES

TATOOS

BALANCE

LOSING HIS DRUM STICKS

' Egg oppa are you scared Byeol will take your place as the krock indie scene's heartthrob drummer? ' Yoonah inquired, giving Byeol an encouraging punch at the side of her elbow

' She could never ' Egg oppa responded, all shade.

A rain of passionate protests came down ,alongside a weak pillow punch from Yoona, as the girls scolded him for having the audacity of suggesting Byeol was less hearthrobby than a bald mustard smelling middle aged man like himself. The blush on Byeol's cheek was almost audible as she weakly chuckled at her member's antics.

' Okay, but, ummm....we do need to... The last introduction is MalChin oppa! ' Byeol panickedly tried to escape the discussion of her hotness by moving on to the band's last member. 

' Hi kids '  MalChin lifelessly greeted seated on the lounge's floor with his laptop open. The man juggled two lyric books and a decaf coffee as he furiously typed in his keyboard .

STRENGTHS

ORGANIZATION

AMICROSOFT WORD

" I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER " VOICE

WEAKNESSES

YOONAH'S HEIGHT

DIRTY DISHES

COFFEE

' I'm MalChin, the guitarist and lead singer of Madam Satan. I'm also the band's manager, ,Goblin's manager and I do some freelance agent stuff for these girls '

' Babe what else are you ? ' Goblin's distant voice asked.

'I'm also Goblin's husband ' Malchin gave an incredibly forced smile mimicking a flower pose

' Do you ever regret sharing your life with Goblin oppa ? ' Amora teased with a soft smile.

' Every single day ' He answered with a bitter sign making the room chuckle.

' uMM, okay so, Goblin oppa ! ' Hea  awkwardly tried to segway

' Yeah ' The man came back into the room now sporting a huge red hoodie with the symbol of CCPP and actively shoving Hot Cheetos  down his throat.

' How did you feel when Tristan oppa told you we were signing under the company ? ' Hea asked in an weirdly polite way that would get her teased on later.

' Aww, I was really excited. ' He cooed at the girls
  ' You know as a creative director, it's really boring just coming up with things for yourself, I already know my style and the things that fit me. I was ready to be challenged and finally have someone to hang out with outside of these trash can humans '

Egg and Glass Eye cheered on at being called trash as  MalChin gave his husband a silent middle finger, his eyes never leaving the computer.

" Malchin oppa what was your reaction ? ' Yoonah enquired silently stealing a sip of his coffee

Malchin fought off the urge to scold her and took a deep breath before answering

' I was actually pretty meh at the idea, my reaction was just  ' oh great another person Chan is gonna make me babysit for free'. But then I actually got paid to manage yall's, so it was okay. I thought you were gonna be much more scarier and delinquent-ish, there was something about Yoonah that just made me think she was gonna mug me '

Byeol zoomed in on Yoonah's face, her nose cutely scrunched as she stood frozen in cringe , her eyes quietly following MalChin's coffee waiting for another opportunity to seize it.

' Oh how I long for the days MalChin oppa was scared of us '  Amora quietly fell into the floor, laying at MalChin's side.

' You see isnt that poetic?? The point of this episode is to show the company is more than it's bad boy looks and MalChin oppa had the same experience with us? ' Hea had little stars on her eyes.

'Awww,, I guess that's a good note to end on ' Amora suggested gesturing to Byeol so she would turn off the camera.

Byeol's fingers covered the camera, and as she helplessly struggled to turn it off, the audio picked up on a last piece of convo.

' I wouldn't care if you mugged MalChin, it would probably make me like you little rascals even more ' Goblin added proudly staring at his girls.

' You shouldn't encourage us, once we escaped YG by dropping off the building with blanket rope ' Byeol spoke up for the first time while accidentally turning the camera to herself.

' What ' Madam Satan asked in shocked union, ramen popping out of Glass Eye's mouth.