. . . s_adwh0re . . .

you have an appreciation !

my dear sam,

a wise man once said that the course of love never did run smooth. well, in this case, i'm lucky to say it has. your love for me, and mine right back to you, has been smoother than water in laminar flow. science says it takes someone about a fifth of a second to start falling in love with someone, but for me, it happened in an instant. in short, i love you and i always have, and i always will. (also, how's asscat?)

sincerely,
your not-so-secret admirer