-A couple years later-

You've been pretty busy lately, with your missions, but Kakashi somehow found a day where he, you, and Tenzo didn't have any work to take care of. Tenzo insisted you all go and explore an abandoned hospital he found, and don't ask why or how he found it, because you and Kakashi had no idea. You were supposed to meet up next to Ichiraku's. I guess we're getting ramen before we go...

"Knock knock." You heard a certain silver-haired ninja's voice say.

"Who's there?" You asked, deciding to play along with Kakashi's joke.

"Nobel." He said.

"Nobel who?" You turned your head, finding Kakashi.

"Nobel, that's why I knocked."
Tenzo, who was standing right next to Kakashi, suppressed a small laugh at his awful joke.

You patted Kakashi's shoulder. "Uh... still needs work. I have a question, though. Why'd we have to meet up here? Are we getting ramen, or what?" You asked.

"I don't know, this was Tenzo's idea, not mine." Kakashi shrugs, as he pointed at Tenzo.

Tenzo looked over at you both. "We can, if you guys want to, since we're here." So, that's what you all did.

---

Afterward, you left, and now you were arriving at your next destination. The hospital certainly looked like it was abandoned... You shivered.

"We're gonna be going in that place?" You asked unsurely.

"Yup, no time to waste, lets go." Kakashi said. So, you all entered the scary as fuck place. No worries, it wasn't like there was demons in it or anything.

"...So, why'd you pick this place, out of any other places, to go to, exactly?" You asked. "Geez, I can't imagine where Tenzo would go for a date..."

"Hey! I would have picked somewhere nice. And I don't really know why I wanted to go here, it just seemed new." Tenzo shrugged. You walked down a hallway, which led to a few rooms.

"So... which room we gonna go in first? Or actually, let me decide. Hmm... that one. Second to the left." You pointed at the room door.
You all entered the eerie room, finding a messy bed, a window covered with moss, and a tool tray. You turned on your flashlight that you brought (because of course, it had to be nighttime) and shined it toward the tool tray, wanting to see what laid on top of it, and get a good look at it. Much to your dismay, there was a sudden noise, causing you to jump slightly, but you soon realized it was only a mouse. How the hell can a mouse make so much damn noise?

"(Y/n), did you just jump because of a small rodent?" Kakashi asked. You could tell he was smirking, just from the tone of his voice. God, that was so annoying.

"Shut up, I just wasn't ready." You crossed your arms and huffed.

"Whatever you say..."

Ding, ding, ding...

"What was that?" You asked. Kakashi and Tenzo looked at you, confused.

"What do you mean, (Y/n)...?" Kakashi asked.

"What, did you guys not hear it? The dinging noise?"

I'mMmM a DeMoN!!!!

"Eh... D-did you guys hear that?" They both shook their head.

"I think you're hearing things... You sure it isn't your head messing with you?" Kakashi asked you. You sighed.

"I guess it is just my mind playing with me, my bad."

"No worries."

I'm not in your head... I'm real! A rEaL DeMoN!!!!

You shook your head. I'm just hearing things, I'm just hearing things... I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy... You continued through a few rooms, some freezing cold, some normal room temperature. "Hey, when are we leaving?" You asked, not in the mood for this anymore.

"Don't tell me you want to leave so soon, miss I-wasn't-ready." Kakashi, you better not tease me again, or I SWEAR to god, I will beat your ass to death...

"No, I was just wondering." You said, trying not to give off your mood.

"Uh huh... Okay."
You then felt a cold something on your shoulder. You whipped your head around to see what it was, only finding nothing.

"(Y/n), you okay? You seem troubled." Tenzo said, looking at you in confusion.

"Oh, I'm fine, I just felt a cold fucking hand on my shoulder. I'm okay." He lifted an eyebrow but kept walking and didn't question it.

I'mMmM a DeMoN!!!!

Fuck off.

CRASH!

"HOLY SHIT!" You jumped on Tenzo out of... well, let's just say it's a reflex action. Plus, he was more closer to you than Kakashi was. "I swear, I'm gonna kill whichever one of you guys are messing with me."

"(Y/n), I just knocked over a pot. You're really on edge, aren't you?" Kakashi poked your face. "You should've seen your face. Priceless." You groaned in annoyance.

"Um... (Y-Y/n)... Y-you can get off me now..." Tenzo said, looking quite awkward.

"Eh, you can carry me-" You grinned. "Ah, wait a damn minute! Kakashi! You see this? Tenzo's blushing!" You laughed.

"He is?" Kakashi glanced at Tenzo. "Care to explain, Tenzo?" He seemed to grin as he spoke, as he crossed his arms.

Tenzo quickly shot his head the other way, facing away from you and Kakashi. "Just... let's hurry up..."

"Finally, let's move on so I can get out of here..." You said.

---

You've been trying to scare the shit out of Kakashi lately, but you can't seem to be able to. Let's say, it was going to be payback for earlier.

"Hey." You whispered. "Tenzo." You poked Tenzo's face. He stared at you with a tired what do you want this time face. "I wanna scare Kakashi, wanna help me?" You asked with an excited face.

"Why would I want to do that?" He quietly asked back.

"Because it would totally help me out."

"...But Senpai would get angry at me, and you as well. What good would come out of that?"

"I would be able to say I, or we, have scared Kakashi, who is known as a legend, by like, everybody." You whispered with confidence.

"There's... not really a point in that." Tenzo deadpanned. All of your confidence was ruined by this one man.
Really?

"Why not? It's fun, anyway."

"What about the consequences? Neither of us would enjoy them, I'm sure."

"We'll go through them together! What consequences would be that bad, anyway? C'mon."

"You insisting that I help you with getting in trouble isn't helping."

"Well, fine then." You finally give up.

"Oh, yeah, hey (Y/n)," Kakashi glanced at me.

"Eh? What is it? Are we almost done?"

"No... But it was me who did it."

"Did what...?"

"Oh, just the dinging, the hand, and the scary demon thing."

"W-wha-? Then how'd Tenzo not hear it, huh?!"

"He was in on it too." You looked at Tenzo, with furrowed eyebrows.

"Wow, Tenzo. How immature of you. Helping someone get in trouble, huh?" You say, mockingly.

"Sorry." Tenzo said, sheepishly.