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Sasuke - July 23 - Leo ♌️
Naruto - October 10 - Libra ♎️
Pairing Day: July 10/ October 23

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Naruto: Um... I'd like to pass 0/10

Sasuke: Why is this the first one 🧐 and why is he the one holding me?! 4/10

Naruto: Excuse me!?

Sakura: It's cute. Just cute. -10/10... Besides Sasuke would definitely top 💯

Naruto: What!!!!

Sai: They seem to have pent up sexual energy for each other from having similar experiences. Kind of self absorbed if you ask me. Also they're relationship is VERY toxic. 8/10

Sakura: If it's toxic then why did you give it a 8?

Sai: That's my business. Try learning to mind your own.

Naruto: I'd like to know why I can't top ALSO SAI STFU

Sasuke: Sai stfu

Sai: 🧐😏☕️

Kiba: skip. I don't like it 0/0

Naruto: THANK YOU ‼️

Kiba: 😊

Shino: I dislike both of them for not including me in the big Sasuke retrieval mission, but I'm still a good friend 5/10

Hinata: Naruto-Kun can be with whoever he wants. Just not him. 3/10

Sasuke: I'm not even going to argue with you Hinata.

Hinata: Try me.

Shikamaru: Let's not get heated over this, please. That'll be the biggest drag to happen since this whole conversation. 3/10

Choji: *numbs* I agree with Shikamaru 3/10

Ino: Yess Hinata drag him. 2/10

Sai: Babe?

Ino: Sai, don't even start. That's not the universe we're in right now.

Neji: Kiba definitely has the hots for Naruto. 5/10

Kiba: NEJI SHUT THE FUCK UP

Naruto: Don't start with that bullshit.

Sakura: These ratings have nothing to do with the ship at this point.

Rock Lee: I for one like my two rivals being together 100/10

TenTen: Lee...🤫 Um Naruto is cool. Sasuke not so much. 3/10

Sasuke: Sorry for not having long brown hair and light purple eyes

TenTen: It's lavender. You think with the "perfect eye" you'd notice simple shit.

Ino: YESSSS TENTEN COME THROUGH WITH THAT ENERGY

Sakura: Ino stop it ‼️

Gaara: Naruto is one of my greatest friends. He wishes the best for Sasuke and I guess he is the best for Sasuke, cause he's the best for everyone. But Sasuke is a homocidal maniac. So 6/10

Kiba: Can you appreciate him a little less bro?

Hinata: Gaara you almost killed him so ☕️

Gaara: Actually we almost killed each other. Get your opinions right.

Kankuro: I don't really care who Sasuke is with, but as long as he keeps Naruto. I'm great. 10/10. Hey Kiba.

Kiba: 👀

Temari: Are all of you mental in some way? These two are clearly toxic for each other, but I'd still be willing to kick both their asses. 5/10

Sasuke: Do I know you?

Temari: Idk... Half the people you know are dead so 👁👄👁

Ino: I love it here. This is what I'm here for. On with the next ship ‼️

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(67 points)