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Choji - May 1 - Taurus ♉️
Sakura - March 28 - Aries ♈️
Pairing Day: May 28

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Naruto: Um, I can't really see this being a thing. Choji is too much of a nice guy 0/10

Sasuke: Sakura will put him into submission 0/10

Sakura: HWAT!?!? What's wrong with him being in submission!?!

Sasuke: Nothing, but with a 'feminist' like you that doesn't smell right

Sakura: Well, I don't care what you say. I'm giving it a 10/10

Sai: She'd want to step on his balls and do kinky shit to him in high heels to feel more empowered 0/10

Sakura: WTF 👀

Sai: Don't act innocent

Kiba: LMAOOOOO I ENJOY THAT SAI IS ALWAYS COMMENTING ABOVE ME. But they have a point, Sakura only has strength for Sai and nice guys... 0/10

Sai: So I'm not a nice guy?

Kiba: 👀

Naruto: 👀

Sasuke: 😒

Sakura: 🧐

Sai: Okay then 🤐

Shino: Choji can do better 0/10

Hinata: Um, they'd make a decent couple. She's similar to Karui anyway and they work well. Plus Choji would eventually man up and show Sakura that he's not a child. So, 10/10

Sakura: Man up my ass. He better listen to me and not try acting like I'm his maid

Hinata: 😧🤭

Shikamaru: Ugh! No, just no. 0/10

Choji: I'd actually prefer someone else. I'm not a fan of pink haired girls anyway. No offense to Sakura 0/10

Sakura: None taken, love ❤️

Sai: How many pink haired girls you know besides Sakura?

Choji: Just her

Sai: Alright then ☕️🐸

Ino: LMAOOO STOP BEING MESSY SAI‼️ Anyway Sakura is an amazing and strong woman who would be a perfect wife to any man, but Choji 0/10

Neji: This isn't ground breaking or anything 0/10

Rock Lee: They make a cute couple with interesting kids, but it wouldn't really scream main character if you get what I mean so 7/10

TenTen: No comment 0/10

Gaara: I hardly know anything about Choji to give a comment 0/10

Kankuro: I second that 0/10

Temari: I third that, but put a man in his place is something I'm about 7/10

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(34 points)