You were minding your own damn business when the unthinkable happened. All you had wanted was a slice of cake from the Chimera Cafe.

But as you were crossing the street, a yellow motorcycle blurred past you, barely missing you by an inch. Looking up, you hurried to the other side to see the motorcycle had parked in front of the street. Sitting on said bike was a kid with his blond hair tied up into a ponytail. He stuck his middle finger out and laughed.

"Guess you aren't as fast as you say, huh Fuckass?" he chuckled.

At first you thought that the blond had flipped you off only to realize there was someone right behind you. Standing up to his feet was a kid with short red hair and an... interesting outfit. He brushed the dirt off his clothes and looked up to reveal a face covered in burns and an odd looking guy.

"Just give it back, Lenno!" he snapped.

The blond's grin morphed into a scowl. "My name ain't Lenno, bitch!" he snapped as he sped away.

Panting, the red head looked ready sprint again, only to make eye contact with you. Oh shit. Before you could look away, he had already run up to you. 

"H-hey please help me... that bastard stole my binder!"

What.