Wile E Coyote marriage headcanons
Requested by @plutonianqueen, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.
• it was after another failed attempt at catching roadrunner which resulted in him falling off a cliff
• It made think what would happen if one of those falls was lethal and you didn't know he loves you?
• So he decided on it
• He originally planned on fixing his broken invention but completely rescheduled and booked the best restaurant in town
• He had to make sure everything was PERFECT
• He was so charming, the perfect gentleman all through your meal
• And then he did it
• He knelt down and asked if you wanted to share an everlasting love with him for the rest of your life
• Of course you said yes
• He was very precise in the wedding planning
• He had a perfect vision in his head
• So you didn't have to get worried or stressed out about anything, just leave it all to him
• Of course, if you wanted to contribute any ideas, he was open to any of your idea's
• But keep in mind, he's something of a control freak
• At least it kept his mind busy
• The one thing he didn't plan was your dress
• You picked it out yourself and waited till the big day for him to see it
• He was stunned when he did
• You knew Wile E wouldn't like it but you invited roadrunner
• Not that you liked him that much, just because it was the right thing to do
• You made sure wile e wouldn't ruin the big day by chasing him though
• On the wedding, his vows were so poetic
• He really knew how to make you feel special
• He did ramble a bit though
• You kept yours short and sweet but meaningful all the same
• It was a good thing you sent the invitations cos if he sent them then no one would show up
• He doesn't have that much friends you see
• A big crowd of familiar faces did show up
• Darn it, how did you ever expect someone so thin to lift you over the threshold? Be realistic here!
• He also planned the honeymoon!
• P A R I S
• It was lovely
• It was even planned to every moment
• When you came back, you were exhausted though dinner
• He thought he was genius inventing something to decorate the house, but you came back to find it actually destroyed the place
• It was a lot of decorating
• He wanted to do most of the designing
• He kinda took over
• You did do some independent shopping for furniture though
• You honestly didn't feel like making dinner the first few nights, to be fair you did have some hectic days
• He was more than happy to do it for you
• It gave him a chance to show off you see
• Him wearing the ring proudly and letting it be known to all you were HIS wife
• You weren't free for just anyone to hit on
• Bugs visiting you sometimes
• Letting wile e know how lucky he was to have you
• You with Wile E...not so much
•Quickly becoming friends with Bugs and Squeaks
• It annoys Wile E but he can't stop who you talk to
• Besides, he wants you to be happy
• Though he does want most of your attention
• Most of it? All your attention
• All the time
• Helping him with his inventions in your free time
• But you usually just like to watch tv together most evenings
• Weekly shops at acme stores together
• Being on your own while he trys to catch road runner
• It gets lonely sometimes but he usually takes you out once a week to make up for it
• Sometimes he can be such a jerk, but in his mind he's the perfect spouse
• You can't explain it to him, you just have to go with it sometimes, so it helps to have a laidback attitude
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