Some more headcanons from me as requested by @ObservantMouse1930. Thanks for requesting! Hope you enjoy.

• (You guessed it) stroking his already huge ego and telling him how much you admire him

• Falling weak at that accent (and him loving every moment of it)

• him ignoring you while he focuses on his work and then taking you on high class dates to make up for it

• him being super possessive with you around Bugs

• Bugs isn't interested, he just flirts with you cos he knows it will annoy Wile E

• He's just protective

• he doesn't see you as a "total primitive" but will become less patronising once he gets to know you and realises how smart you are

• Him acting like he doesn't care but living for the moments you and him are together

• silly little flirtations

• Him trying to make you blush

• he thinks of himself as a true romantic

• dealing with Bugs for him

• It's mostly to save him from embarrassment

•Cleaning the place for him

• I mean his inventions are everywhere

• I mean he did invent something so you wouldn't have to do that but it got lost under his pile of technology

• Being the only one for him

• probably cos no one else would put up with him though

•Acting impressed by his latest inventions

• Even when they're not that great

• Hearing about roadrunner all the time

• You don't really get much words in on dates

• But he's quite the gentleman so that makes up for it

• reminding him that lazy isn't advanced

• literally every present he buys you is from acme